Incedium Gender Bent

Fionna, Cake and Prince Gumball were sitting on the top of the tree house as PG explained how the devices she had in front of her worked. "And so, through my experiments with cloud seeding, I've invented," PG paused to light the strings connected to the rockets, "Liquid pyro technics." When Prince Gumball finished the rockets shot into the sky and exploded into beautiful colors. But liquid shot from them spraying Fionna in the face and Gumball's umbrella.

Cake stopped eating her watermelon and said with admiration clearly in her voice, "That's really cool PG."

"Aww, thanks kitty." PG thanked her patting her head as Cake lay down in his lap.

Cake then turned her head to Fionna asking, "Isn't it cool, Fionna?" Pg also looked at her with a small smile on his face.

Fionna's face was bright red and she put her hand on the side of her face as if in thought, "Oh, uh mm, guh." She stuttered trying to think of something.

Prince Gumball just started to laugh thinking her lack of response was funny.

For no apparent reason Fionna put her head in PG's lap only to get him to stop laughing and move her head out of his lap and say, "Uh, Fionna, no," He paused getting up with an uncomfortable look. He then continued with, "Come on Fionna, stop being weird, look I'll see you gals later." He then started walking away as thunder started to sound.

The girls at first stared after the prince, then started running inside when it started raining.

Inside

Cake stood by the window and said looking to Fionna, "It's letting up, hey Fi, come on go do something."

Fionna just lay on the floor next to a candle and two pictures of PG clutching a piece of his hair close to her chest. She just sighed in response to Cake.

"Beemo, put on a game." Cake whispered to the gaming system as it walked into the room.

Beemo walked up next to Fionna and started playing a biking game. Fionna didn't look at the little gaming device and started singing; "I can't keep pushing this down any deeper, why do I keep trying if I can't keep him, every move I make is just another mistake I wonder what it take, 'cause it feels like there's a hole inside my body, like there's a hole inside my heart, it's like feeling is gonna consume me, if I keep waiting for thing to start, oh, I feel like I'm all gummed up inside, it's like I'm all gummed up inside, it's like I'm all gummed up inside." After she finished her song she groaned as if in pain.

"Oh, Fi." Cake said in pity for her sister and friend. "Auntie Cake's gonna find you a new love interest." Cake said as she walked to the door and put on her good red boots and grabbed her dark blue backpack. "Fi, I'm going out for a quick," Cake paused trying to come up with a quick excuse. "Walk in the woods." Fionna just groaned again in response. "Beemo, you look after her with your camera eyes."

Beemo smiled and said, "If anyone tries to hurt Fi, I will kill them."

"Okay good," Cake said before running out the door.

Outside

Cake stretched her legs as she walked through the woods singing gleefully, "Gotta find a homie for my honey, A buddy, for my baby, A laddie for my lady." The cat then stopped when she heard a scream that sounded like a prince screaming for help. "Man." She said stretching down to where the scream came and found two robot owls attacking what appeared to be a washtub. "I'll save you washtub prince!" Cake screamed kicking the owls away from the 'washtub prince'. "You're safe now mister… FLAMBA!" She screamed in surprise when she saw the little fire cat under the washtub.

"Yeah it's me, bet you thought it was a boy on account of my manly screamin'." The fire cat said with a jersey-sounding accent before screaming to make her point.

"I did think that," Cake said not sounding pleased.

Flamba just laughed and continued talking saying, "Thanks anyway, sister."

Suddenly, Cake got an idea, "Hey, your pretty plugged in Flamba, do you know any princes Fi's age?"

The fire cat kept laughing and said, "Oh yeah, I know just the guy, and he's way hot, too." Flamba said getting sparkly eyed.

At the Fire Kingdom

"He's from Fire Kingdom?" Cake asked in disbelief. "I think I'll die if I go in there." Cake said slightly disappointed.

Flamba just laughed a little and said, "Oh yeah," Then Flamba started chanting something in some strange language, and then spit right on Cake's forehead. And Cake turned blue from head to toe. "There, I cast flame shield on you's. Also I spat on you's." Flamba said pointing to Cake as she gave Flamba a really annoyed look.

Cake growled at Flamba but then brought out smallish device and commanded, "Beemo cam on." And saw Fionna on the floor in the same position she was in before.

"Guh, darn you tear ducts." Fionna cried angrily as she smacked the tears off of her face.

Cake looked at her sister sadly and said, "Hang in there, baby."

In the Fire Kingdom Palace

Cake and Flamba walked through the palace doors. Cake saw what she believed to be one of the most handsome young men she had seen in her life. After Lord Monochromicorn of course. But for some reason he was in what appeared to be a giant lantern. "Uh, yo, what up, I'm Cake, Cake the ca-" Cake had been cut off by Flamba punching her in the gut.

"Girl, you gotta pretend like you're of royal blood." Flamba whispered.

Cake gave her a really annoyed look and whispered back, "You know, you could have mentioned that to me earlier."

Flamba started to laugh a little bit again and said slightly amused. "Yeah."

Cake and Flamba then walked up to the Flame Queen and Cake shouted, "Good morrow majesty, I am lady Cake barren of the grasslands."

"Hmm, what is it you seek, SPEAK!" The Flame Queen shouted pointing a fiery finger at the small cat.

She flinched in response and stuttered out, "Uh, um, I come as envoy of Princess Fionna." Cake bowed as she said the last part.

The Queen looked surprised when Cake mentioned a Princess, "A princess."

Everyone in the room started whispering about the 'princess'.

"Yeah, and she's the same age as your son." Cake continued pointing at the prince in the lantern above them.

"Hm?" The prince wondered in question of the cat's word.

"Bold words. But, know you that my son is a rare jewel." The Queen bellowed standing up. "He cannot be wooed by just any ragamuffin princess."

"Um, oh, Princess Fionna is awesome!" Cake shouted.

Once again everyone started whispering about this awesome princess.

The Queen held up her hand and yelled, "Silence my molten daddies. We are perplexed, if you are a barren true, then where is your gift? Has come in practice among visiting dignitaries." The Queen questioned thinning her eyes.

Everyone started mumbling about how Cake didn't have any gifts on her that were seen clearly.

"You're blowin' it sis." Flamba whispered to Cake in a slightly worried tone.

Cake quickly responded with, "A gift, your majesty Princess Fionna has sent three gifts."

"What." Flamba said faintly.

Flame Queen rubbed her chin in thought and said, "Three is more than one." The Queen pointed out.

Everyone in the room once again started mumbling about what was going on and how three was more then one.

"Ooo," The prince said from his lantern.

Cake then pulled her backpack off and continued her lie saying, "The first gift is, uh," Cake then started throwing random stuff out of her backpack until she finally found something. "This water bottle!" She said before loosing her grip on it and the water spilled out and put out the court jester.

Everyone gasped including the prince above. "Princess Fionna has smoked my jester, Fuqua!" The queen shouted angrily until she said, "I do hate my jester.

"Uh, Princess Fionna hated her, too." Cake said trying to improvise.

The gave a thoughtful, "Hmm." To Cake's response.

"For your second gift, uh, um," Cake said looking around before spotting a guitar in the corner of the room and grabbed it saying, "A serenade, that Fionna wrote for milord." Cake said strumming a few cords and started singing, "Oh Flame Prince, I think your rad, I really wanna kiss you, right in front of your mom, cause I think your great I wanna be your mate or maybe go on a date, cause it feels like there's a fire inside my body, like there's a fire inside my heart, it's like this fire is gonna consume me, if I keep waiting for this thing to start, Oh, I feel like I'm all warmed up inside, I feel all warmed up inside, I feel all warmed up inside." Cake finished her song only to earn a round of applause from Flame Prince and dreamy sigh from him as well.

"A fire inside my body?" The Queen bellowed with anger. "I am disgusted. Give me your third terrible gift and be on your way." The Queen then walked away.

Cake pulled out the device she had earlier and said sadly, "Aw Fi, I'm sorry sis."

Fionna was still crying, but this time she yelled, "Beemo, go away." And turned her back on Beemo no longer showing her face to the camera, but you could still hear soft sobbing.

"Is that her? She looks terrible!" The Queen said sounding fairly surprised. "Why isn't she here? Why did she send her buffoon?" The Queen questioned getting angry once again. "Leave now buffoon, for you have failed." The queen commanded.

"No, wait, uh, mm, Princess Fionna is here!" Cake announced shaping her gut so it looked like Fionna, only blue.

"Greetings, Flame Queen, my final gift is your favorite thing in the world." The fake Fionna said.

"A koala bear?" The Queen asked sounding surprised once again.

"Uh, Yeah," Cake then made the hand part of Fionna shape shift into a box with a koala in it.

"Eucalyptus," The koala bear said moving its arms around.

The Queen paused for a second. "I don't like koalas anymore. BEGONE!" Flame Queen shouted motioning for the cat and 'princess' to leave.

The fake Fionna started to cry. "Girl, don't cry." Cake said trying to comfort the fake Fi.

"Can't help it, I'm in love with Gumball." Fake Fi said still crying.

"He's too old for you."

"I don't care."

"Come on, Flame Prince seems into you."

"No, no, no, only Gumball."

Cake then started petting the fake Fi, until she bit her. "Ow, Fi." Then the fake Fi started strangling Cake. "Fi, Fi, Fi, stop." Cake said falling to the ground 'dying' while Fi cut off her air circulation, until finally Cake 'died'.

"Excellent," Flame Queen exclaimed from above.

"Huh?" The fake Fi said in a surprised voice.

"You have indeed proven yourself, any princess ruthless enough to kill her own buffoon would make an excellent girlfriend," The Queen praised.

"Yeah," The 'dead' Cake cheered quietly.

"For my evil son!" The Queen bellowed happily.

"WHAT?" Cake cried not so quietly.

The Queen continued saying, "He's an unstoppable force of destruction." She then pulled the lever that was next to her and the prince was lowered to the ground. "Nothing a psycho like you can't handle, congratulations." The Queen said in a slightly crazy sounding voice.

The prince then ran out of his cage with arms outstretched saying calmly, "I'm so happy, I'm so happy to meet you princess, you're my princess." Flame Prince then hugged the fake Fi.

Everyone started to gush at the cut moment.

"He seems normal." Cake said opening one eye. And everyone then started to whisper about how he seemed to be normal.

Until he started firing his fire everywhere shouting, "Stop whispering!" And when the fire hit one of the flame people it turned into little fire cats.

"'Ey, so that's where I came from." Flamba said happily.

After firing a few more shots the prince calmed down and smiled at the fake Fi, until she said this, "You know, on second thought, we're not really each other's types."

"We're, what?" The Flame Prince asked calmly.

"I changed my mind I don't like you anymore." Fake Fi said.

"You, WHAT?" Flame Prince shouted with complete and total anger.

"Uh, nothing, bye Flamba." Fake Fi shouted picking up Cake and running out the door.

Back in the woods

Cake was running at full speed trying to get away from the angered Flame Prince. As she ran her color reverted back to normal. Once she got back to the tree house she opened the door and slammed it behind her with a look of horror on her face. "Fi, I really messed up." Cake said with urgency in her voice as Flame Prince's fire started to burn the house down, "Fi, baby, you gotta help me. I made a mistake." Cake then ran off screaming with Beemo right behind her.

Fionna was still lying down on the floor next to her miniature shrine, until a picture of Gumball got burned. "Who lit that fire?" Fionna asked acidly. "I'll kill you!" She screamed getting even angrier. Once she saw a fiery looking figure out the window she smashed the window with her foot and saw the fiery figure at the roof burning Gumball's devices she had seen earlier. "Gumball's rockets. Don't touch his stuff!" She screamed at the top of her lungs, before the rockets shot into the sky and exploded into the beautiful colors she had seen earlier.

The liquid from the rockets made the fiery creature scream in pain and shrink it's size.

When Fionna saw it turn into a young boy that looked about her age her face softened and she said in disbelief, "It's a boy."

The boy then fell off the roof falling to the ground. Fionna immediately stuck gumball's hair to the side of tree and caught the boy before he could hit the ground and took him inside.

There was an awkward silence before the boy woke up and pushed himself out of Fionna's arms and shouted angrily, "You, what's wrong with me huh, you don't like me?" Flame Prince just stood with an angry expression.

"I like you," Fionna said slightly confused.

Then Flame Prince's angry expression changed to a confused one and he started to turn slightly red. "What's wrong with you?" He shouted flipping his head to dry off his hair, and then slapped her right across the face leaving a hand shaped burn on Fionna's face. "Don't ever mess with me again." The boy threatened angrily turning into a fire and leaving out the window.

Fionna then turned to face Cake. "Who was that?" She asked awe in her voice.

"The prince of the fire kingdom." Cake said fear clearly in her voice.

Fionna then looked out the window and then looked back to Cake saying, "Dude, I think I've got a crush."

To Be Continued…