Here we are... I haven't written anything for a looonnng while and although I just started this afternoon and it's not april fools day, let's just enjoy...

I do not own any of them. I wish I did, just like everybody else but I can only dream that one day... maybe...

Rated T just to be safe. Please R&R...

The idea of "fun" can become very different from one person to another.

First, you have Ronon Dex. His idea of "fun", is to kick John Sheppard's ass in the gym, creating games just to kick his butt. Now, it can be anyone, really, but John is on the Top Five list...

Then, you have Teyla Emmagan. You wouldn't suspect it, but I believe she can be pretty vicious when she wants to. She loves kicking Ronon Dex's ass. And, it's good for her ego, you know, the whole macho thing about men being stronger than women and all that kind of sh... stuff. Then, there's kicking John's cute derrière too... But, what else can she do? I guess you'll just have to wait.

After Teyla and Ronon, you've got John Sheppard. He likes to play darts with the pictures of his less favorite people. That includes Steven Caldwell and Dr Kavanagh (§). If he could only have a picture of Kolya, then his collection would be complete. So whenever he'd play darts without a pic, you could be sure that he'd be imagining the Genii buffoon!

Now, let's talk about Doctor Rodney Mckay... If you ever asked him what his idea of fun could be, he'd probably tell you that, you may have time to "have fun", but he, on the other hand, being the genius in two galaxies and head of a group of so-called scientists (Ah! They're a bunch of speaking and breathing and walking idiots!), he could NEVER have time to "have fun". That's is, if you could get him on a good day when you asked. If not, I feel sorry for you...

This is SGA-1, the flag team. You know, the one that always gets head first into trouble... A laid back military guy, a crazy scientist, a babacool, greenpeace warrior (if that could even exist) and a cave man!

(§) this is a reference to my french fic: "voila ce qui arrive quand on se fait chier" or "here's what happens when you get bored out of your mind"