Bramblestar: alright ya'll, ready for 'nother rap battle? Today we got FIYASTA!

Firestar: what's happenin' bitches?

Bramblestar: and DUSTPEEELT!

Dustpelt: hey motherfuckers!

Bramblestar: right, lets get this thing started! Hit it!

Firestar:

When ya hear Thunderclan,

Which cat do you recall?

Oh, it's just me,

The one who practically started it all!

I'm the only one,

Who can save these clans.

Oh wait,

Already did!

And I didn't have a plan.

Dustpelt:

You think of clan leader?

I think of kittypet!

And if I had been leader,

I would've said REJECT!

Firestar:

Yet who's leader?

And don't even start,

Cuz who is it that Sandstorm chose?

Yeah, it was me: Fireheart.

Dustpelt:

Ah ha ha,

THAT WAS A FAKE LAUGH.

Cuz compared to me,

You ain't even half.

And so what if Sandstorm chose ya?

Who needs that bitch?

Sleepin' next to her flea-ridden-pelt

Makes me itch!

Firestar:

Ya know, I'm started to wonder,

If this is all a test.

Cause ya'll are too scared to admit

That I'm the BEST.

You and your weak rhymes,

They make me sick.

Run along apprentice,

Mousefur's gotta a tick!

Oops, I'm sorry!

THAT WAS JUST YOUR UGLY FACE.

You and your ugly ass self

Don't belong in this place!

I could kill you in a heartbeat,

And not leave a trace!

Restock the fresh-kill pile,

Faster than Spiderleg winnin' a race!

(Spiderleg: aw…)

Dustpelt:

Have you ever heard the term:

Once a kittypet, always a kittypet?

Of course, because they made it for you,

When ya first entered the set!

You say you talk to Starclan,

Without evidence.

And when you came,

Robinwing has been gone ever since.

Its like she left,

withoutta a notice.

And just for this rhyme,

I get bonus!

Firestar:

You only live once, Dustpelt!

So don't fuck with me.

Cause I got nine lives,

And a prophecy

Gaurdin' my life,

With a diamond sword.

And fucking with it

Is somethin' ya can't afford!

I be whoopin' yo ass,

In this rap!

So get along elder,

Take a dirtnap!

Cuz you're far too old,

To be keepin' up with me.

You're worse than Longtail,

And he can't even see!

(Longtail: hey!)

Bramblestar: Damn! Dustpelt got SCHOOLED! HO!

Dustpelt: fuck you all!

Firestar: I was just kidding, Dustpelt. You're great.

Dustpelt: ya think?
Firestar: hell yeah.

Bramblestar: hey guys, thanks for reading! Make sure you R&R and don't miss next weeks battle: Brightheart Vs. Daisy! See ya suckers!

Bramblestar: thank you so much for reading, ladies and gentlemen! Seriously, tune in next week to read another! They will be on Youtube soon so you can listen as well! PEACE!