ORIGINAL: 04/20/18
REMASTER: 10/01/18
*DISCLAIMER*: I do not own 'The Loud House, this show belongs to Nickelodeon, & Chris Savino
Hello there! Today is 4/20, & I am SomeBloke420, so I will be celebrating today by releasing new updates, such as;
-'Super Lincoln' Chapter 5
-'Loud Defenders' Chapter 2
-'Loud Truth or Loud Dare' Chapter 1
I know this isn't original, MisterRobbins is doing this story, & it's actually a very good story, I do recommend giving it a look, but be warned, it does contain incest, so read at your own risk
This story will be rated M, & I have one rule, No Incest.
Ages are the same as the show
Let's Start
Chapter 1: Wanna Play A Game?
"Come on!" Lincoln shouted, his eyes glued to the TV screen, he has been locked in this 'epic' struggle to get first place in Mario Kart 8. Right now he was in second place, red shell in hand, & the bloke in first place just right in front of him
"So, close!" Lincoln sticks his tongue out as he throws the red shell at first place, & speeds on by, "Yes! Yes! Yes!" he cheered as the finish line was just before his eyes, only for the blue shell of death to come up behind him, & knock him from first place, to eighth place in an instant
The hope in Lincolns eyes was shattered, his face glowing red with rage, "Damn it!" he yells banging his fist on the living room floor
"Did you just swear?" Lucy asked standing behind her older brother
Lincoln jumped straight up in the air, clinching his chest, feeling his heart racing, "Lucy! Can you please stop doing that!?"
Even though her eyes were covered by her dark black hair, he could still feel her eyes looking at him, "Eh." she shrugs, Lincoln sighs, "Never mind." he sat back down on the carpet, but the TV changed screens
"Hey!" Lincoln turned to look at his younger sister sitting on the sofa with the TV remote in hand
"I had TV rights today." he crossed his arms, "I did all your guys chores for a week. That was the deal."
"I'll tell Mom, & Dad, you said a bad word."
"Crud." he replied
"Oh well... at least you weren't Lola, or Lynn." he plopped himself on the sofa next to his sister
Lucy could feel a change in the wind, "Speak of the devil, & she will appear." "Huh?" Lincoln asked only to have Lynns arms reached for him from behind the sofa, "Come on, Linc! I need to train!" she carried Lincoln outside, "Lucy! Help!" he begs
"Misery may love company, but I do not. Sigh."
Three hours later
The backdoor was pushed open, Lynn Jr walking into the house with her head held up high, "That was actually a decent workout, bro." she smiled, not caring that her younger brother was crawling into the kitchen, drenched in sweat, "Lyn-" he couldn't even speak
Leni was walking to the kitchen, only to smack right into the wall, "Ow."
"Mean wall." she said softly as she walked into the kitchen, "Hmm?" she looked down at her little brother laying face down on the kitchen floor, "What are you doing down there, Lincoln?" she asked, "Are we playing a game!?" she smiled
"Wa-."
"Oh I know this game! It's charades, isn't it?"
Lincoln let out a weak groan
"Wa... wa..." Leni was thinking about what the word could be, "Waffles!?" she snapped her fingers
"Wat-" he coughed
"Watch! Wallet! Watermelon! Watch! Wait... what was the word again?" Leni kept guessing
Lincoln began to bang his head against the tile floor, hoping one of these will knock him out
Lynn Jr ran into the kitchen, with a towel around her shoulders, "Aw, a nice shower feels amazing after a great workout." she pulled a bottle of water from the fridge, & looked over at Lincoln, "Will you get up already, Linc."
"Oh! Lynn! Linky is playing charades, wanna join us?"
"Water." Lincoln spoke weakly
"Um... I don't think he's playing." Lynn Jr commented
Leni gasp, "I win!" she jumped, up, & down, clapping her hands with a big smile on her face, "That was so totes fun, Linky." she walked out of the kitchen, "Maybe we can play again later."
"God she's dumb." Lynn Jr remarked throwing her bottle of water at Lincoln, "Drink up."
Lincoln chugged down the entire bottle, "Thank. You." he rolled onto his back panting
"Don't mention it. Just be prepare for round 2 tomorrow." she walked out of the kitchen, Lincoln stood up popping his back, "I better take a shower." he sniffed himself, & gagged upon the stench, "I smell like Lana... on a good day."
Lynn Sr was fixing his bowtie by the front door, he looked at his watch
"Dear! Are you ready?" he yelled for his wife
"Almost done!" Rita yelled back
"You said that half an hour ago." he whisper to himself
"Dad, when will you learn." Lori shook her head
Lori was sitting on the living room chair, texting on her phone
He sighed rubbing the top of his head, he whimpered feeling how much of his hair was left, oh how he missed his long flowing manly hair, at least he isn't bald was all he could think of
Rita walked down the stairs, wearing a beautiful red dress, "Whoa, Mama!" Lynn Srs eyeballs almost flew out of his sockets seeing his wife all dressed up for their date tonight, the back of his brain hoping for some late night love making afterwards
"Alright, I'm ready, Lynn." she smiled grabbing her purse
"Lori, you're in charge until we get back. I trust you'll have everyone in bed, after they brush their teeth, & don't even think about inviting your friends here, or else young lady, I'll take away your phone."
Lori gasped holding onto her phone tighter than a fat man to a doughnut
"You ready, love?" he asked his wife holding the door for her
"My, aren't you the gentlemen." she smiled giving him a peck on the cheek, "I hope you won't be as gentle with me later tonight." she whisper into his ear, causing blood to leak out of Lynn Srs noise
After the two grown ups drove away from the house, Lori looked up from her phone, "Alright! The coast is clear!" she howlers for her siblings upstairs, everyone came running down the stairs, except for Lily, a baby needs their sleep
Leni stood in the middle of the living room with a huge smile plastered on her face
Lisa checked the time on her watch, "The delicious Italian dish of wheat based dough, wit-" she stopped speaking now realizing that no one was understanding a thing she just said, "Pizza will be here soon." she sighed having to dumb it down for her siblings
"Alright, now the only reason I'm allowing you all to stay up is because of Leni." Lori stated eyeing each of her siblings, "Go ahead."
The second oldest Loud child took in a deep breath, "I think it would be totes super awesome if we all played a game together."
"A game?" Lola asked with a raised eyebrow, "With her?" she points at Lynn, "Hey!"
"Come on dude, you're not exactly the best person when it comes to playing games with." Luna said, "Besides, what games do we even have that you haven't broken yet?"
Lynn Jr felt embarrassed, it was true she was a sore winner/loser, & there wasn't a single board game that survived her wrath
"What game are we going to play?" Lana asked
"Charades!" Leni announced, only to be met with "Lame!" Lola comment
"Boo!" Lynn Jr booed her older sister
Lenis eyes began to water, "But Lincoln, & I, played it earlier. It was like really fun."
"We weren't playing charades, I was dying, & asking for water." Lincoln stated instantly feeling bad seeing Lenis smile turn into a frown, "Oh..." , Lincoln could feel Loris glare on him, "I mean it was a um... extreme game of charades we were playing." he came up with a stupid lie in hopes of making Leni happy again, which worked, surprising no one, "Yay!" she smiled again
A light bulb went off in Lynn Jrs head, "I know a game we can play."
She had everyones eyes on her, "Well, what is it?" Luan asked
"Truth or Dare."
"Really?" Lucy asked
"That's kinda a baby game, sis." Luna said
"How about we make it interesting." she smirked, "Everyone bets twenty bucks, & winner takes all."
At the mention of money, everyones interest was peaked
"I take it you all are in." she eyed each of her siblings, all of them nodding in response
"Let the games begin." she said
Lisa was counting, & examining, the pile of money, "Yep. Each bill is authentic."
"Whoa." Lola eyed the cash, "Two-hundred dollars, come to mama."
"Please, like you'll win. We all know who's going to win." Lana pointed at herself, "Me." she stuffed a slice of pizza in her mouth
"No me!" Lola, & Lana, were face to face, about to argue about who's going to win
"Stop it you two!" Lori shouted, "Or else I'll turn you both into human pretzels!" she threatens
Looking around the living room, Lucy, Lisa, Leni, & Lola, were all sitting on the sofa, Lori on the chair, Lana, Lynn Jr, & Lincoln, in front of the TV, & Luna leaning on the back of the sofa
"So who's going first?" Lucy asked
"My game, I say it's me." Lynn Jr pointed at herself
"Oldest." Lori replied with a smirk
"Damn it." she growled to herself
Lori eyed her siblings, "Leni. Truth, or dare?"
"Um... what were my choices again?"
Everyone groaned loudly, "Truth. Dare." Lori said slowly
Leni nodded, "I got it! I pick truth."
"Is it true you..." Lori was thinking about what to ask her younger sister, "Took my phone to take literally a dozen selfies." she already knew she did, she just wanted Leni to admit it
Lori watched as Leni began to sniffle, & tears running down her face, "It's true! I'm like so super super super sorry, Lori!" Leni got off the sofa, & hugged her older sister tightly, "My phone went to sleep, & I really needed to see how I looked in my new dress!" she cried onto her older sister
"It's okay, Leni." Lori patted her younger sister on the back, "I'm not mad at you, but next time tell me if you plan on borrowing my phone.", "I promise." Leni sniffled, "Good, or else I'll turn you into a human pretzel." Leni could see the fire in her sisters eyes
Leni sat back on the sofa, she noticed everyone was looking at her, "What? Do I have something on my face?"
"It's your turn Leni. Pick someone." Lori told her
"Oh! I know." she smiled looking directly at Lincoln
"Linky! Truth or... um..." "Dare!" Lynn Jr shouted
"That!" she said
Lincoln took a moment to think about this, it was Leni, so her truths, & dares, will be simple, & easy, "I pick... truth."
"Boo!" Lynn Jr booed her brother, "If someone doesn't pick dare soon, I'll die of boredom."
"I wanna do dares!" Lana raised her arm, "Yeah, me too, dude." Luna added
"Linky, are you sick?" Leni asked, Lincoln raised an eyebrow, he was confused at to why his sister thought that he was sick, "You have like a lot of tissues in your trashcan. Are you like catching a cold?" she asked feeling concern, Lincolns almost chocked on his mouthful of root beer, Lori, Luna, Luan, Lynn Jr, Lucy, & Lisa, all knew what those tissues in his room meant, & all of them except for Lisa were blushing, while Lola, & Lana, had no clue what it meant.
"Um.. well you um... see." Lincolns face was bright red
"What's the matter, Lincoln? Having a hard time?" Luan laughed, "Get it!?"
"Kill me now." he lowered his head
"Either nut up, or go to your room, & bust a nut, bro." Lynn Jr teased with a visible blush on her face, Lori spitted out her drink, "Lynn! Language!"
Leni titled her head, "I don't get it?" "Me either?" Lana scratched her head, "Lincoln did you have nuts, & didn't share!?" Lana crossed her arms, "You know how much I love nuts!"
Luan let out an even louder laugh, tears in her eyes, "I"m gonna die!" she kept laughing
"Linky?" Lincoln looked at Leni, she still seemed concern over her little brother
"I'm not sick, Leni..." Lincoln couldn't bring himself to look at her
"Just his internet history." Lynn Jr commented, & got kicked in the back by Luna standing behind her with a mad look on her face
Lincoln sighed, "When boys get.. older... they um... we um..." he was struggling trying to say this, but luckily for him, Leni understood what he was going to say, "Oh. Don't feel bad, Lincoln. We all masturbate." she said so casually
"Leni!" Lori yells tackling her sister, "What the hell is literally wrong with you!? You don't say that word in front of them!" she points at her younger sisters, "What's masturbate?" Lola asked
"You don't need to know until you're older." Lisa stated fixing her glasses
Lola wasn't happy with that, "I want to know!" she shouted, "And Lincoln didn't answer the truth fully! So he loses!" she points at Lincoln
"Fine!" Lincoln gets up, "I was masturbating! That's why there's so many tissues in my trashcan! I go through seven tissues a day!" he sat back down in defeat, even though he won this one
"Geez, bro. Seven?" Luna asked
"Don't you have a girlfriend?" Lynn Jr asked, "He's too young for that!" Lori yelled before turning her glare towards her brother, "You're too young for that! And I swear I better never ever catch you doing that! Or anyone else catching you either! Or else I'll turn you into a human pretzel!"
Lucy looked at her older brother, now at his lowest point, "Lincoln, when you die of embarrassment, may I have your corpse?" she asked
"Don't feel so bad, older brother unit. Like our second oldest sibling unit told you, they all do it. Some more than others." she looked at Lynn, "She performs the act of self pleasure, on average, at least a dozen times a day."
Lynn Jrs jaw dropped hearing that her younger sister knew how much she masturbated each day
"Oh. My. God." Lori said
"Huh... so that's what all those noises were at night." Lucy said putting two, & two, together
Lynn Jr was red in the face, "Shut it!"
Luan was about to a make a joke, but Luna quickly covered her mouth, "No. We love you sis, but no more for now." Luan nodded, & Luna looked at Lincoln, "It's your turn bro." she gave him a reassuring smile
Lincoln couldn't even bring himself to look up at his sisters at this point, "Who wants me to pick them?" he asked
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Me! Pick me! Pick me, Linc!" Lana had her arm raised, bouncing on the sofa
"Lana. Truth, or dar-" "Dare!"
He let out a sigh that made Lucy jealous, "Remember that thing I told you never to do in front of people?" Lana nodded fully understanding what he meant, while the rest of his sisters had no clue what he was talking about
"I dare you to do that to Lynn." "On it!" Lana flipped Lynn the bird with both her hands, earning the jaw dropping from all her sisters, "Where did you learn that!?" Lori asked
"I saw Flip doing it, but when I showed it to Lincoln, he told me it was a bad thing." Lana confessed, before anyone could say anything on the matter, "My turn! Lisa. Truth, or dare!?"
"I'll pick truth." Lisa answer fully certain that she'll be the winner of this silly game
"Do you still do experiments on us?"
"Yes, but nothing too troublesome, or majorly dangerous to your health." she replied calmly
"Really, dude?" Luna said, "Mum, & Pops, have told you to stop using us as guinea pigs." she crossed her arms at her younger sister, "Like I just mention. I only tested non-lethal substances on you all during your nightly hibernation periods."
"Now, I believe it is my turn now." she looked at Lola, "Dear ninth eldest sibling unit, will you pick either Truth, or dare?"
Lola scoffed, "It's about time someone picked the prettiest, & most likely to win this stupid game." she fixed her hair, "I pick truth." she said in her most pretentious voice ever
"Do you still conduct the act of contracting the muscles in your lips, & mouth, to create a partial vacuum on your pollex?"
"What?" everyone asked
Sighing in frustration, Lisa took off her glasses, "I despise having to dumb down my intelligence for you simpletons."
"I asked if you still suck your thumb."
"What!?" Lola shouted upset at her sister for even daring to ask her that
"Either admit it, or lose, thumb sucker." Lana snickered
Lolas face began to turn red with anger, "Fine! I suck my thumb! Sometimes!" she glared at Lisa plotting her defeat, but for now...
"Lori, Truth, or dare!" Lola was still clearly pissed off
"Lets get this over with." she put her phone down, "I pick truth."
Lori felt uneasy seeing Lolas grin on her face, "Why did you have a pair of boys underwear in your closet?" Loris face instantly turned bright red, "Ooooh!" Luan had the biggest grin on her face, while Luna was choking slightly on her snacks
"I don't have to answer that!" she stood up, her face redder than red, "I'm done!" she stormed upstairs to her room, slamming the door with as hard as she could, it felt like the house just shook
"Oh. You're talking about Bobbys undies?" Leni asked, "Like I know I forget things, but I've never forgotten to put my panties on. It was weird though, he left them on Loris bed, but she threw them in her closet when I asked about them." Leni tilted her head in confusion
Lunas face was just a bright as Loris, while Luan was snickering like crazy, "I guess she's gone all the way." Lynn Jr commented
Luan couldn't take it, "You can say that needs some time to re-brief herself!" she rolled over in laughter
Lynn Jr eyed her siblings, one by one, they will all fall, & she'll be the winner, "Heh. One down, eight to go." she smirked deviously
And that's Chapter 1!
I don't really know what to think about this personally, let me know in the reviews what you all think.
Anyway, Happy 4/20, or just happy Friday, which ever one floats your boat.
