"I swear I don't understand why I need to do this..."

"No, no, you just gotta, Tanuki!"

Why was Dassai so eager to see my reaction to a certain site called 'FanFiction'? Seems stupid to me... I sighed and looked at the other male. "Is this needed?" I asked. He nodded. "Yeah! I found some weird things about you, me and your old subordinates!" I chose to not remember my old subordinates at the mention of them.

"Hmpf... So, it's a site about stalkers?" I turned back at the computer screen. This is going to be very pointless but at the same time I can't help but to wonder what exactly did Dassai find about us or my subordinates?

He seemed to already have some story pulled up on the site... ...Well, whatever. I scanned through the story, from what was visible and noticed the pairing. "Tamazuki x Inugami...?" I furrowed my eyebrows and looked at Dassai. "Yeah! Trust me, it gets better." He snickered. I looked back at the screen and noticed the warnings. "Warning... Smut, yaoi and Mpreg- ...What's Mpreg?" I question. I don't even know what's 'yaoi' is but I chose to ignore that part. Dassai begun to laugh and told me to just read it already. I huff and begin to read it.


"WHAT- NO- WHY-!?" This thing is horrible! Who in gods name would have me fuck Inugami...!? AND WHY DID HE TOP ANYWAY?

Dassai was already laughing to the point of tears. I hate him so much right now... "SERIOUSLY-!? THIS EXISTS?!" I yell. "Y-yeah!" Dassai managed to say between his laughs. "It gets worse for you!" He snickered.

I am now determined to see what else this damn thing has to offer... I begin to read more of it, despite already being deadly horrified. Scrolling down, it appears the story had a time skip in it to... Wait. What? No. Please stop. "WHY AM I PREGNANT!? MALES CANT EVEN GET PREGNANT!" My outburst causes Dassai to start laughing uncontrollably from once calming down.

"THATS WHAT MPREG IS!" He laughs. "BUT WHY- WHY ME AND INUGAMI!? I WOULD NEVER DO THIS! THEY NEED A PROPER LESSON OF HOW THINGS WORK...!" This is so wrong on so many different levels. I have had enough of this!

I exit out of the tab and Dassai whines. "Aw, it got even better! You didn't get to the part where you had your child!" He grins. "I DONT EVEN WANT TO SEE THAT! I AM NEVER READING ANYTHING YOU EVER SHOW ME AGAIN, DASSAI!" I growl.