A/N) This is a collab fic written between HylianShadow86, his boyfriend, and I. We all love Hetalia and Ouran, and after throwing the idea around for a bit we came up with this beautiful piece. A what if Ouran was done with countries? The plot will be similar, but also very different. There will be all aspects from the Princely type to Twincest and there will be Yaoi galore. If any of these things makes you feel uncomfortable there is a back button. This is more of a story based on a story and not a crossover
We don't own Hetalia or Ouran in any way shape or form. This is merely for fun and laughs. Please enjoy Hetalia High School Host Club.
My Name is Yao, Yao Wang. I was finally here, the prestigious Hetalia High School. This was my High School of choice, and I had to work my butt off to get here. I kept my grades high and studied like crazy to ace the entrance exam. Now, with my panda on my back, I was here. I hated it here with all these spoiled rich kids who got here because their parents have money. Not like me. I wasn't poor, per se, I just didn't have tons of money. I worked really hard to get here, and I really needed to study. If my grades fall, my scholarship here goes with it. I didn't really want to go home to study. I usually get distracted by everything that needs to be done.
Everywhere noise, noise, noise. No where was quiet. A huge school, and there wasn't a quiet place any where. I came upon a music room. I don't think this high school has a music program. Or if they did, I didn't hear music coming out of the room. Perfect, a great place for me to study. I reached up, and opened the door, and you wont believe what I saw.
"Welcome Princess, to the Host Club." a chorus of voices said.
There was a group of boys standing there, and did they just call me Princess?
The one standing in the middle was very tall. He had white hair, and violet colored eyes. Over his school uniform he had a scarf wrapped around his neck and face. What in the hell did I just walk into?
"I-I'm sorry, aru. I thought this was empty. E-excuse me." I tried to walk out, but a hand grabbed my wrist and pulled me close.
Now I was standing very close, chest to chest, with this boy with really beautiful purple eyes.
"No need to leave, beautiful little sunflower," he was holding said flower in his hand, pushed against my chest "My name is Ivan. I don't believe you have ever graced us with your beauty here."
Color was moving up into my face. He was flirting with me, openly. Wait, beauty, did he think…
"I'm sorry, but I'm not…"
"Used to being in a place like this. Da? That is okay. Let me help you. You know my name. How about you grace me with yours?"
I stumbled around, my mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water.
"This is Yao Wang. A new student here to Hetalia. Took the entrance exams, and passed with flying colors. A commoner as you can see in the lack of school uniform." A boy with dark hair replied. He pushed reading glasses back up the bridge of his nose.
My face flushed pink. Stupid rich kids. I needed to get out of here. Ivan started talking again.
"This is Kiku Honda, the Vice President of the Club, if you are more into the cool type."
Kiku walked over and bowed, taking my hand and kissing the back of it.
"At your command."
What was wrong with these boys? They were all coming on to me.
"Ve! Don't leave me out." A boy with big brown eyes was hanging on to the back of a very strong looking blonde.
"Boy Lolita, Feliciano along with strong and silent, Ludwig." Ivan said.
Feliciano jumped off Ludwig's back, and ran over standing in front of me,
"Call me Feli, and he's Luddy. Do you like pasta? I have some, we can share it. Right, Luddy?"
The newly dubbed Luddy just nodded, keeping a very close eye on Feli.
"Um well I do like noodles." I replied a little unsure.
"Is that a panda on your back? Aww I've never seen a panda before." He ran around behind me, and patted the bear's head
"Hi little bear. Do you like paassstttaaaa?"
This is a little embarrassing to admit, but my attention was caught by the two twins in front of me who were all over each other touching and caressing.
"That is forbidden love!" I said pointing at the two. My face was hot and red. Something about these two was incredibly arousing. Wait, weren't these two in my class?
"I see you have discovered Twincest. Meet Alfred and Matthew."
"We know Yao. She's in our class." Alfred replied still caressing Matthew's cheek.
"I'm not-" Ivan cut me off, again.
"Sure which one too pick, da? There are a lot of choices. I know."
I redoubled my efforts to leave now. Choosing a back away slowly, and then run like hell effort. I ran into a snag on my way to leave though. How did I not notice a big paint can of red perched almost precariously over a sheet? I'm unsure how, but I knocked it over and turned this sheet crimson. Now it looked almost like a Chinese Flag.
Everyone gasped.
I think I may have forgotten to mention something. Hetalia High is a prestigious school with one person there to represent the best of the best in one country.(Even if best of the best meant give, or "donate" a lot of money to get your kid in here. Like most of them here were) You had to work hard to get in. Or at least I did. I mean I am here to represent China, and I had like a lot of people to compete against. Being a communist country, everyone got a fair chance. Every year, they have a gathering of the flags. Everyone makes the flag to represent their country. (Or, as I found out in Ivan's case, force the little guy from Latvia to do it for you.)
"You are in for it now!" Matthew said, eyeing Kiku who was unreadable behind his glasses.
"I had ordered special fabrics for my flag. Do you know how hard it is to get a perfect circle? This was going to be the grandest flag ever made to represent Nihon." He said sounding perfectly calm.
I can read the atmosphere, and he was beyond angry!
"I…I apologize. I didn't see it! I can pay for it!"
"I doubt it, commoner. Those fabrics, and everything needed to make a giant perfect circle is beyond what you could pay. Now I have to make a new flag." Kiku then held his chin in his hand, and seemed to get an idea "You can work for us!"
"I'm sorry, what?" I replied completely taken off guard
"Yes, we will take this delicate flower, turn her into a boy, and make her a host. It should be natural, seeing as you know what a woman wants."
"How would I know that, aru?"
"You are girl, silly. Just do what you would want a guy to do for you." Ivan said putting an arm around me.
"I don't know what you mean by that aru, because I am not-" There goes Kiku interrupting me, again
"You will become a host, and you will like it! Ludwig go find me a male uniform for her. Starting today Yao, you are going to be a host."
What have I gotten myself into?
