Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun... Stephanie Meyer does... -cry- -cry- -sob- -sob-


Okay, so, Alice was being Alice, running and prancing around the furniture.

Meanwhile Emmett's like "I've got a confession to make! I love Alice!" He cries

Rosalie goes, "Oh-My-GOD! I can't believe you love your sister and not me! Eww! Incest!"

Esme corrects her, "You're not really his sister, right, Alice?"

"Lalalala…" Alice twirled across the room while Emmett sadly sniffled.

Jasper got pissed off and screamed "Hey! She's my girlfriend! – Back off!" and tackled Emmett to the ground.

"Tralalalala…" Alice skipped by with a feather.

Then Edward, forgetting Bella, cried out, "I was secretly dating her! Emmett, you knew I liked her!" And he, too, joined the big fight.

"The world is wonderful!" Alice ignored the boys, then suddenly she snaps back into the real world and watches her boyfriend wrestle with Emmett and Edward attempt to get him in a chokehold. She tilted her head to the side and put a finger to her lip cutely, "Hun?"

Rosalie, who was long into the fight, got her head chopped off by, her sometimes husband, Emmett.

Bella raised her arms in defeat, "Why am I even in the story anymore?!"

Esme and Alice watched and stood quietly until Carlisle came up to them, fell to his knees and cried, " I am so sorry Esme but, dear Alice, I love you! Esme twitched, "I long to be with you! Ever since you came to us on Jaspers arm! I fell desperately in love with you!"

And Alice was all, "Haha I love this la-la-land!"

Esme kicked Carlisle and grabbed Alice's arm "Come, Alice, run away with me!"

Finally Alice was like "Umm… what?"

Then the boys ended the fight and Jasper tried to speak but then… "ALICE, WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!" They all yelled, in unison, on one knee.

Jasper twitched and fell over.

Alice thought for a moment.

"…I'LL GO OUT WITH ALL OF YOU!"

The End!


Yanna, Amy, Anne Marie and I were all like sitting around during lunch and me and Yanna had named all of our friends after Twilight characters, (She was Alice, I was Rosalie, Amy was Esme and Annie was Victoria) and we were thinking about how stupid we could make everyone... This was what was born!!!

We question our sanity everyday so there's no need for you too.