-The Legend of Lank-
-Chapter 1: The Quadforce...and Hopscotch-

Long ago, in a planet not-so-far away, a boy was born. Actually, no, he was a man. Man… boy? Yes, a manboy. This manboy was named "Lank". Lank was an average human being. He jumped rope, played hopscotch, and wore pink every day… LIKE A MAN! Anyway, his mad hopscotch skills led him to be the Hopscotch Champion of Badrule. His talents, however, were envied by our antagonist, Cannon! Cannon is a boar-man-guy-dude who hates hopscotch because his big feet make him too clumsy; thus, he falls before he can get to the tenth square.

To change the subject forcefully, let's talk about the magical Quadforce. Like the name implies, it is four triangles connected together. They're respective traits are wisdom, courage, power, and the fourth one… nothing… Apparently, Lank has this rumored fourth triangle. While it's the Quadforce of Nothing, Cannon believes that this is what gives Lank his hopscotch, and mediocre jump-roping abilities.

Cannon started crafting an evil plot! He decided to steal the princess of Badrule, Shecanplayhopscotchetta. Most people just call her Sheetta (She-etta) instead. If they don't call her that, they'll call her Gurl. Being the hopscotchin' bad boy Lank is, he just calls her Shecanplayhopscotchetta because, y'know, she can play hopscotch pretty well. As kids, Lank and "Gurl" had never met, but when they did, it was cliché at first sight! Thankfully, they only played hopscotch and DDR. But thanks to Cannon, it was made into a love triangle! Cannon admired Gurl too, but he had to kidnap her to do so.

He stole the Quadforce of Power and wreaked havoc onto the land of Badrule! But how was he going to kidnap Princess Shecanplayhoscotchetta? It was simple, of course; he simply used his Power Glove along with his Quadforce of Power to double his strength! Using this added strength and power, he kidnapped Sheetta while she was sleeping!

"Oh, no!" screamed Lank.

"Ha ha ha! I, Cannon, have successfully kidnapped the Princess of Badrule; therefore, I will rule the world!" Cannon exclaimed. "I've waited so long to say that…" Cannon thought out loud.

"You can't stop me, Cannon!" bellowed Lank. "I will hopscotch my way toward your castle and I will murdertize you until you can't die again!"

"Huh?"

"I simply stated I seek vengeance because you are stealing my love interest because of your stupidly stupid undying love for her."

"I- uh…"

"I guess you should be going now, I guess…"

"Yeah… I guess so."

"Bye!"

"Bye!"

"SAVE ME YOU SON OF A-" Sheetta shrieked.

It was too late, though. Sheetta was gone and Lank carried on with his awkward life. Sadly, Lank's hopscotch powers weakened more while Sheetta was gone. Society soon rejected him as an average hopscotcher. It hurled him into a state of hopscotch deprivation. It's also called HDSD. Thanks to the HDSD, Lank lost all his rubees to the potions he had to buy to try to stop this horrible disease.

One night, though, Lank saw something. His Quadforce of Nothing was glowing! Little did Lank know, that glow would send him on a journey of moderate proportions! It would be a legend - the Legend, of Lank...