The original list of rules was posted on my story The Things I Love About You, but after getting such a positive response, I decided to expand it and perhaps write a oneshot on each rule? If so, I might do rule 30 first. It's my favorite. Any other specific ones you want me to write? I will also take new rule ideas if you have any. Anyway, please enjoy and review.

1. Please do not break up over the summer and not tell your housemates about it.
The resulting tantrum is not worth it.

2. Touch Patricia's shoes and you're DEAD.

3. Never do Gangnam Style in front of Victor. It confuses and infuriates him.

4. Touch any of Patricia's jewelry and you're DEAD.

5. Never insult Trudy's cooking, especially her pancakes, in front of the residents of Anubis house. Trudy does not like it when her sweet angels turn into thugs.

6. Basically touch any of Patricia's stuff and you're DEAD.

7. Never look under the porch of Anubis House.

8. Wear earplugs on Finals week. To relieve stress, Fabian sings John Mayer at the top of his lungs.

9. Don't sit between Eddie and Patricia when they're fighting.

10. Any leftover takeout will mysteriously disappear unless you claim it.

11. Trudy CAN and WILL put you in the corner.

12. Don't call Mick a werewolf. He's very sensitive about his hairy chest.

13. K.T pays for Friday night pizza, so there's NO need WHATSOEVER to tell her that she runs funny.

14. Yelling "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" when Victor comes out of his office is funny, but cleaning the toilets is not.

15. Shut the black market for gum down NOW!

16. No more Mountain Dew.

17. Stop hoarding Mountain Dew Alfie! You're making our addictions worse!

18. Eddie. Get out of the closets.

19. Taking Isis House's mascot is hilarious. Please be sure to do that again.

20. To see your precious mascot again, please place twenty cans of Mountain Dew in the bushes next to the Frobisher-Smythe library.

21. No puppies. (A Victor rule.)

22. No cats. (A Patricia rule.)

23. We never speak of the giant hole in the coat room floor.

24. We don't put Victor's stuffed raccoon into bed with people.

25. NO MAKING OUT AT THE TABLE!

26. Colbierre is not a piƱata, a karaoke microphone, or a paintbrush.

27. No more themed birthday parties

28. Flooding the boys bathroom with several feet of lemonade is hilarious. Especially since Fabian is the next one to open the door.

29. Smearing glops of Nutella in the girls bathroom is also hilarious. The video of them freaking out has a million hits on YouTube.

30. All those bold enough to blast Blurred Lines run the risk of having to explain to Victor what Blurred Lines is about. You have been warned.

31. We don't watch movies that involve the following: possession, creepy chess games or feet.

32. House hugs are not to be missed.

33. Teenagers can be REALLY competitive, so please. No more tag.

34. The writer agrees that the last Oreo is worth fighting for, but that does not mean you can tackle Eddie. Ahem. Alfie. Ahem.

35. Eddie. Get out from behind the couch.

36. Trudy is sweet, mother like, and kind. She will also will not hesitate to whup your butt.

37. It is now mandatory to bring rolls of paper towels and umbrellas to Disney Movie night.

38. We don't drink soda out of the Cup of Ankh.

39. Mob wars over gum? Really?

40. Always have fun. (Just as long as it's not Mountain Dew induced fun.)