A/N: Do not own any of the characters.
"So Lil, how was your first Head Meeting?"
"You know exactly how it was McKinnon, Alice already told me you guys heard me shouting."
"Alice! Spoilsport!"
"Hey! I'd be more concerned that you and Hestia didn't tell her that he was Head Boy, you could've saved yourselves a lot of grief."
"Wouldn't be as funny though would it? Plus this way, Black owes me a galleon and Pettigrew owes me 5 sickles."
"Guys, I am here you know! Marlene must you bet on every aspect of my life with him!"
"Yes Petal, it's my own personal record of the Potter and Evans love story."
"There is no love story. There's barely even a story!"
"Debateable my dear."
"Alice, help me?"
"Sorry Lily, but I'm with Marlene on this. You and Potter have a tumultuous relationship that can only end in a shotgun wedding and two beautiful children. Oh, and I call Godmother."
"Alice, you can't call Godmother, Lily has to choose. So obviously, it will be me."
"You're betting on her life, I think you'll find it'll be me."
"Hmm, well we'll see about that won't we? Where's Hest?"
"With Diggory."
"That's still happening?! He cheated on her last term!"
"She says she loves him!"
"Rubbish, she doesn't want to be alone."
"You're probably right."
"Where's Lily?"
"She left when we started talking about being Godmother to the inevitable Potter-Evans clan that will be happening any time soon."
"She's so blind, she's hiding from her feelings; she's denying herself true happiness!"
"Marlene, don't dramatize it. Lily's just being stubborn. To be completely honest, I bet she was perfectly okay with him being Head Boy to her Head Girl, her pride just prevented her from showing that. And speaking of pride, when are you going to tell Sirius that he didn't really catch you and Dearborn shagging in the broom cupboard?"
"I'm not. It doesn't matter, it's irrelevant."
"He still likes you, just like you still like him. If you tell him, it would make everything better. Marlene! You can't run away every time we have this conversation!"
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