A/n: yes this is random. yes i am insane. MUAHAHAHAHAHA. yay insanity.
once upon a time there was a brazilian cup of coffee the cup of coffee's name was snape snape was disliked by all the other cups of coffee because they were brewed in peru and he was brewed in brazil basically, snape was the lowest of the low but he had dreams dreams that were ruined by some other certain cups of coffee (i won't say names...) *cough*JAMES AND SIRIUS*cough* anyway...one day snape the brazilian cup of coffee met a beautiful frappuccino named lily everyone liked lily because she was the most delicious cup of coffee ever (haha that's what she said) but snape was REALLY in love with lily i mean REALLY REALLY like, mr. burrito grande really but snape didn't want to admit his love for lily because he was afraid some STUPID EFFING BUTT-HEADS WOULD BEAT HIM UP ...no, i do not have a bias so instead he loved her in secret. he thought about her, dreamed about her, watched her, basically acted like a stalker, and wrote a poem for her that somehow ended up in an 8th grade language arts class but then she got married. to james the doucheb--i mean--peruvian cup of coffee. then they had a little cappuccino of their own. snape was sad. he still really loved that frappuccino...(and again, we're still talking about mr. burrito grande size love) then lily died. snape was devested. the same night, james died. he danced on his grave.
