Romano grumbled as he stepped into the world meeting.
Why was he here?
His brother could do this shit.
He wanted to go home.
But of course he couldn't, he was saddled with going to this boring ass meeting, he just hoped he didn't run into that to-
"LOVI!"
Fuck.
Spain walked over with a smile so bright it put the sun to shame. He flung his arm around Romano and laughed "Como esta mi Tomatiqo?" Romano growled and pushed Spain off of him "FUCKING BASTARD!" Spain gave a soft tsk and said "Romano, your language is horrible." Lovino growled and started walking towards the empty seat next to his brother, but was suddenly pulled back once again by Spain. Spain laughed and told him "You know I have the perfect idea!" He turned Romano around so he would be facing the right way while rumaged around in his pockets, Romano glared as he felt the wasted seconds tick by.
Spain gave a tiny smile as he pulled out what looked like a tiny treasure chest, Romano raised and eyebrow and shook his head "Dumass I'm not pla-"NONONO LOVI! This isn't stupid! It's a swear box! Everytime you swear, you have to put in a peseta!*" Romano's eye quirked again and he seemed to be confused as he asked " So, everytime I swear, I put in a euro?" Spain nodded like an excited puppy and said "Si!" Romano sighed, but begrudingly took it and stuffed the tiny box in his pocket.
He was about to start talking about how this was a stupid idea that was never going to work when he heard Germany yelling about the meeting starting. Romano shot him a heated glare and muttered "Potato bastard..." Realizing what he had just done, he sighed, pulled out his wallet and dropped a coin into the tiny treasure chest. He sat down, and saw Spain giving him a smile and a thumbs up. Damn Spanish Dickhead.
2 WEEKS LATER.
"Romano?"
"Uh yeah Spain, I have a problem..."
"What is it?!"
"I cleared out my national bank."
OKAY YEAH. I LOVE HETALIA AND I DO PLAN ON DOING SOMETHING SERIOUS ONE DAY. BUT I DID THIS OUT OF PURE BOREDOM PLAIN AND SIMPLE. I'VE HAD IT ROLLING AROUND IN MY HEAD A FEW DAYS AND DECIDED TO WRITE IT OUT. Also, I've got an alternate ending, if anyone actually cares about this one, (for me, caring is getting like at least 3 reviews) I'll upload that too. ANYWAY HAVE A NICE DAY.
* LIKE I DUNNO APPARENTLY SOME OLD SPANISH CURRENCY, I DIDN'T DO MUCH RESEARCH.
