Super Smash Bros. Melee
Jeopardy
Hello people. I have a favor to ask. When you review this (if you review this) please don't be so harsh. You can tell me what you think but please be nice about it. The last time I did a jeopardy ff, everybody was saying it sucked and like yelling at me. To be honest, it did suck but they were mean to me. Anyway, enjoy. Some of the stuff in this I got from Tournament Mode in SSBM.
Announcer: Hello folks, and welcome to another day at SSBM Jeopardy. Here are today's contestants. First we have Marth from Fire Emblem. Second is Roy from Fire Emblem. Third is Samus Aran from the Metroid series. I have no clue what the Fire Emblem people's last names are, so let's just get on with the game.
Marth: Are you sure you're a girl?
Samus: Yes. I am a girl. Will you just shut up?
Marth: Are you sure?
Roy: Just shut up already, she is a girl god fricken Dammit!!
Marth: I don't think she really is a girl. Is she a girl announcer dude?
Announcer: SHE IS A GIRL!!!! SHUTTUP!!!!!!
Marth: Are you----
Announcer, Roy: SHE IS A GIRL!!!!!
Samus: Can't you see I have boobs??
Marth: What is a boob?
Samus, Roy: Have you ever seen a boob before?
Marth: I don't know what a boob is. I guess that means no.
Samus, Roy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A BOOB!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Crowd laughing)
Marth: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! THAT IS NOT NICE!!!!!
(Marth runs off stage, crying.)
Announcer: Okay. Now there is only two contestants. Samus and Roy.
Person in Audience: I can be the other contestant!!
Announcer: Okay, get yer a** down here.
(Link walks out of the audience. A girl screams out "LINK!! YOU ARE SO SEXY!!!!!!!!")
Marth (from off stage): I'm not out!!!!
Announcer: You are too!!!!
Marth: Who the hell is this guy??
Marth runs in and slices Link's head off.
Girl off Stage: Oh my god!!!!
Girl Runs on stage, and reveals she is Zelda. Looks at Marth, evilly.
Zelda: Die you stupid b****!!!
Zelda throws a little pink ball at Marth. The pink ball starts floating and lands on the ground, unharmed.
Zelda, Samus, Roy, Announcer, Marth: What the f***????
Little Pink Ball: HIIIIIII!!!!
Marth: What are you??
Little Pink Ball: I'm Kirby!!!!! HIIIIIIIIII!!!
Then Kirby spits out a little ape.
Little Ape: I'm Diddy Kong. Watch my magic trick.
Diddy Kong pulls out a barrel from his hat and breaks it. A bigger ape comes out.
Bigger Ape growls.
Bigger Ape: I AM DONKEY KONG!!!! Can I borrow a newspaper?? Please??? I need to go.
Marth: Sure, why not?? Here. (Hands Donkey Kong a newspaper and TP roll.Just in case.)
Donkey Kong: Thanks.
Donkey walks into the bathroom and comes out five minutes later, holding a beam sword.
D.K.: ALL YOU IDIOTS SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K. I will make a chapter 2 if I get four reviews. So if you like this, get somebody else to review. Please?
Jeopardy
Hello people. I have a favor to ask. When you review this (if you review this) please don't be so harsh. You can tell me what you think but please be nice about it. The last time I did a jeopardy ff, everybody was saying it sucked and like yelling at me. To be honest, it did suck but they were mean to me. Anyway, enjoy. Some of the stuff in this I got from Tournament Mode in SSBM.
Announcer: Hello folks, and welcome to another day at SSBM Jeopardy. Here are today's contestants. First we have Marth from Fire Emblem. Second is Roy from Fire Emblem. Third is Samus Aran from the Metroid series. I have no clue what the Fire Emblem people's last names are, so let's just get on with the game.
Marth: Are you sure you're a girl?
Samus: Yes. I am a girl. Will you just shut up?
Marth: Are you sure?
Roy: Just shut up already, she is a girl god fricken Dammit!!
Marth: I don't think she really is a girl. Is she a girl announcer dude?
Announcer: SHE IS A GIRL!!!! SHUTTUP!!!!!!
Marth: Are you----
Announcer, Roy: SHE IS A GIRL!!!!!
Samus: Can't you see I have boobs??
Marth: What is a boob?
Samus, Roy: Have you ever seen a boob before?
Marth: I don't know what a boob is. I guess that means no.
Samus, Roy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN A BOOB!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Crowd laughing)
Marth: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! THAT IS NOT NICE!!!!!
(Marth runs off stage, crying.)
Announcer: Okay. Now there is only two contestants. Samus and Roy.
Person in Audience: I can be the other contestant!!
Announcer: Okay, get yer a** down here.
(Link walks out of the audience. A girl screams out "LINK!! YOU ARE SO SEXY!!!!!!!!")
Marth (from off stage): I'm not out!!!!
Announcer: You are too!!!!
Marth: Who the hell is this guy??
Marth runs in and slices Link's head off.
Girl off Stage: Oh my god!!!!
Girl Runs on stage, and reveals she is Zelda. Looks at Marth, evilly.
Zelda: Die you stupid b****!!!
Zelda throws a little pink ball at Marth. The pink ball starts floating and lands on the ground, unharmed.
Zelda, Samus, Roy, Announcer, Marth: What the f***????
Little Pink Ball: HIIIIIII!!!!
Marth: What are you??
Little Pink Ball: I'm Kirby!!!!! HIIIIIIIIII!!!
Then Kirby spits out a little ape.
Little Ape: I'm Diddy Kong. Watch my magic trick.
Diddy Kong pulls out a barrel from his hat and breaks it. A bigger ape comes out.
Bigger Ape growls.
Bigger Ape: I AM DONKEY KONG!!!! Can I borrow a newspaper?? Please??? I need to go.
Marth: Sure, why not?? Here. (Hands Donkey Kong a newspaper and TP roll.Just in case.)
Donkey Kong: Thanks.
Donkey walks into the bathroom and comes out five minutes later, holding a beam sword.
D.K.: ALL YOU IDIOTS SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K. I will make a chapter 2 if I get four reviews. So if you like this, get somebody else to review. Please?
