As stated, these are a few one-shots that my biffle, Jessie, and I wrote on our way to and from school camp. This particular prompt was directed at and undertaken by Jessie, who I feel did it tremendous justice.



Prompt: Old Western and fake tan

"Why are you so orange, Prowler?" Jazz questioned his lover, who was currently sporting a very stylish golden brown colour scheme.

"It's called a tan," he held up a small human-sized bottle for Jazz to see, "Sari suggested I should try it."

He struck a seductive pose and leaned against the doorframe, much like a certain character in that human program they had watched the previous night: Stargate Atlantis.

"Do you like it?"

Jazz grinned and pulled Prowl into a loose embrace.

"I'm lovin' this new style you got goin' on." He crooned, ducking his head for a quick kiss.

"Speaking of new styles, why are you wearing a cowboy hat?" Prowl asked, smiling coyly at the black and white ninja.

Jazz grinned and dipped his hat, "I'm here to rustle me up some cattle."

"Moo," Prowl said, wrapping his arms around Jazz's neck and kissing him passionately.


I hope you found that as amusing as we both did at the time. Reviews are much appreciated as they make us happy. We're considering taking prompts and making one-shots for each suggestion. Thanks for your time .