Qwark goes to Hell

Chapter 1: Kerwan goes to Hell

It all started on planet Kerwan in Metropolis after a long day when the Nethers went back to the dimension thanks to Ratchet & Clank as the Prog twins went to jail (this takes place after Ratchet & Clank: Into the Nexus if it were two years ago or something), as Qwark was enjoying his life as a fine celebrity until there was time he needed to relax himself away at his apartment as he was there watching his favorite TV sitcom of something that is a stupid love drama that I can't remember what its called. As soon Qwark answered his phone after it was ringing. "Hello" Qwark said while sitting on his sofa couch while eating popcorn and waiting to get what he was ordering, "Your pizzas are coming just wait here the ride is coming up" said the guy on the phone "Qwarktastic, I love my pepperoni! I cannot wait!" Qwark giggled with excitement, but as he was watching his Tv he was just as happy as he almost misses being on adventures with Ratchet and his friend Clank. But he hears his doorbell ring and finds something is ready "That must be the pizza I ordered" he said as he ran over to the door with excitement and joy as then he opens the door he finds some man (but he is actually an alien) as he has horns smiling with an evil glare at Qwark as he pies Qwark in the face and smacks him with it "Can't beat the classics! But you don't get your pizza but how about a pizza pie?!" as he laughs evilly at him as he tosses another pizza pie at him again. Qwark was just annoyed as what he saw and says "That was quite rude of him but funny, as long as that doesn't happen to me again." but instead of another pie tossed at him again he gets a pizza tossed at him as Qwark says "That'll give me bad zits later..." soon thereafter he slams the door and continues watching Tv after he wipes the pie out of his face because he won't be able to see his show with pie crumbs and stuff in his face.

Then while he is watching his drama show he is getting another doorbell rang as soon as he answered he says "That better be that pizza I delivered" as he answered he sees Helga (his fitness trainer) "Guten Tag" Helga says as she there to see him, "Helga... What brings you here? Is it exercise day?" Qwark says confused, "Nein, not today. But you're going to get some today, we got crazy little horned men running around with wings and tails carrying pointy sticks" Helga says as she points out the window as she shows him that they are aimlessly attacking and invading Kerwan the planet home to Metropolis.

Qwark ends up freaking out as he finds an army of devils flying around sees a giant three headed demon with spikes on its head as its also chewing up flying space cars and Qwark prepares as he is ready to get into action and says "Its time to get going! I'll go to the Planetary Defense Centre" as soon as he finishes his line he gets a pie tossed at his face from out of nowhere offscreen as there is even laughter out of nowhere "Lets just head down to there and prepare a Taxi cruiser" he says muffled with a pie in his face "Ja" Helga says as they go out of Qwark's apartment.