Just a little One-shot that wouldn't stop nagging me. So here, I am at 10pm, writing it down. Inspired by those many, many, many prank stories.
If I get enough requests, I might make this into a series, but until then it remains a one-shot. Enjoy!!
Oh, Peter always seemed to be around 13 or 14 to me so...meh. Lizzie is 14 as well.
Disclaimer: I do not own Peter Pan or anyone associated with him. I just own Lizzie.
Peter Pan was bored. Not what to do next bored, but I'm going to fry my brain if I don't find anything to do in the next five minutes bored. He had teased the mermaids, pow-wowed with the Indians for most of the day, played treasure hunt with the Lost Boys, even going out with Tinkerbelle to find a new DRESS for her (he lasted ten minutes, which is more than can be said for most fourteen yr old Boys) to try and combat the complete boredom that now plagued his mind. He sighed and rolled over on his bed. The Lost boys were out hunting and Tink was annoyed at him for ditching her while searching for a dress. He sighed quietly again and looked around for his pipes. They seemed to have gone missing over the last few days.
Peter rolled over on his bed again and tried to remember if there was anything he hadn't done. However, something in the back of his mind told him he had forgotten something, or rather someone. Peter sat up quickly, with a big, evil grin on his face. This was going to be fun but he needed the Lost Boys and Tink's help for it.
_________________________________________________On Hook's Ship_____________________________________________________
Captain James Hook was relaxing in his cabin, daydreaming about revenge on Peter, when he heard a loud, obnoxious crow emitting from outside.
"Pan" growled Captain Hook. He smiled evilly. This time Hook had Peter Pan right were he wanted him.
Peter floated around in circles, smiling tauntingly at the pirates below him. They ran around, shouting orders and causing chaos on their own ship. Peter smiled before realizing the reason for his visit was not present. Peter decided to call out, in case he hadn't heard his Crow.
"Oh Captain Codfish!!" There was no response. Peter frowned. That wasn't part of the plan.
Suddenly a net fell on top of him from above and entangled him, making him unable to fly away. The pirates cheered and tied Peter up. They removed his dagger and threw him next to the Lost Boys, each of whom were tied and gagged to the mast. Peter noticed that each of their tools he had given the boys was strewn in a corner. Peter groaned. Either the Pirates knew they were coming or it was just plain luck. The Plan had been that Peter would distract Hook and the Pirates, while the Lost Boys would sneak into the sleeping quarters and slice the hammocks carefully so, when the Pirates went to sleep, the hammocks would break. It was also planned that Slightly, Nibs and Cubby would steal the pirates treasure again and they would all have a laugh before the sun set. Obviously, that wasn't going to happen. Tinkerbelle was still mad at Peter so, she had refused to help and was visiting friends in Pixie Hollow, so Tink wouldn't be able to help them.
"Finally I have captured you, Peter Pan! Now you will die!" Cried Captain Hook, climbing down the rigging and standing in front of Peter. From previous experience, Hook knew Peter hated to feel small and defenceless.
Peter glared at Hook, whom merely brushed it off. Hook sighed triumphantly and turned to speak to Mr. Smee. "Get the Plank Mr. Smee. I want this over with today." Smee ran off just as a quivering pirate almost flew to Hook's side in a panic.
"Captain, Captain, S...s...s...she's...She's... She's LOOSE!!" screamed the obviously terrified pirate. Hook and every other pirate within hearing distance froze. Peter and the Lost Boys just looked at each other in confusion.
"WHAT?! HOW CAN SHE BE LOOSE?! SHE WAS UNDER LOCK AND KEY AND WAS UNDER 24/7 GUARD?!" Hook exploded at the poor, shaking pirate.
"It...It gets...worse, C...C...Captain."
"How can it get WORSE?"
"She got into the sugar supply and ate all of it."
"SHE WHAT!?"
Just then, a female voice rang out "OH I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes!" The voice then proceed to repeat this five times, all the while the Pirates were whimpering in fear. The Lost Boys and Peter just listen and looked around in confusion.
Who was singing that song?
To answer the question, a teenaged girl, about 14, jumped onto the deck and began hopping in time with the song. She seemed completely unaware that she had an audience. The girl had dark brown hair tied up with a light blue bandanna and was dressed in greenish brown pants and a short sleeved T-shirt. She stopped for a moment, took a deep breath and began again "OH I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes! OH, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes!"
Hook and the pirates back off slowly, as if any sudden movements would draw her attention to them. "Get the net ready." Whispered Hook to a nearby pirate.
"But Sir, Pan is tied up in the net!" whispered the Pirate back. Hook looked at Peter, weighing his fear for the girl against his desire for revenge for Peter. His desire for revenge won.
"Find another net then or some rope instead!" hissed Hook, just as the girl turned around and spotted them. Her face lit up with a grin that seemed to stretch beyond her face and then, leapt at the two conversing Pirates without them seeing, sending Hook flat on his back.
"CODFISH!!!" yelled the girl excitedly. "THERE YOU ARE! NOW WE CAN PLAY 'PIN THE TAIL ON CODFISH'S BUTT' AND PLAY DRESS UP ALL NIGHT!!!! I LOVE SUGAR!!!!!!!!" Spoke the girl, high off the large amount of sugar, all while sitting on Hook's stomach. The sight was so hilarious that the Lost Boys, Peter and the Pirates burst out laughing. The girl's head snapped in the direction and cocked slightly at Peter and the Lost Boys. Her deep blue eyes stared in confusion and curiosity at Peter. Peter didn't notice her staring at him until she had gotten off Hook and was staring at him right in the face with curiosity burning in her eyes. "Who are you?" asked the girl softly, her sugar high wearing off.
"I'm Peter Pan and these are the Lost Boys. Who are you?"
"Lizzie. Short for Elizabeth, but call me that and I'll kill you" said Lizzie in all seriousness. She then smiled and giggled. Peter smiled too. Lizzie crossed her legs and sat in front of Peter. "So what are you doing, all tied up on CodButt's Ship?"
"CodButt?" asked Peter, a little confused as he squirmed in the net.
"Hook. So why are you on his ship?" asked Lizzie. She stood up, pulled a dagger out of no-where and cut some of the net, allowing Peter more movement.
"HEY! LEAVE HIM ALONE AND GET BACK IN YOUR CELL!!" Screamed a now standing and furious Hook, at Lizzie.
Lizzie stood stiffly, turned to face Hook and, with a defiant smirk on her face, said clearly, "Make me. Or do you want to play 'Tea party' with me again?"
Hook paled at the thought before turning red with rage. "GET HER!" he yelled at the quivering Pirates. They hesitated. Peter and the Lost Boys were shocked. The pirates usually attacked them without question, but this girl had the Pirates shaking in their boots.
"You heard Captain Fish Breath. Come and get me." Lizzie's defiant smirk grew bigger. The Pirates gulped and charged at Lizzie. Lizzie smiled. "This is gonna be great fun." She said.
The first Pirate reached her and swung his sword. She dodged and cut the Pirate's belt, causing him to fall over and show his pink love heart underwear. Lizzie giggled again "I see London, I see France, I see a Pirate's Underpants!" She giggled out before flipping backwards causing three pirates to crash into each other. She ran down the deck and up onto the stern with a pirate on her heels. Lizzie twirled around the wheel and poked her tongue out at the Pirate. He reached out to grab her but missed and fell over. Lizzie smiled evilly, pulled out some pink material and leapt onto the Pirate. All that could be heard was the Pirate begging for mercy. Everyone froze and wondered what the unfortunate Pirate was being tortured with. Lizzie reappeared and slid down the banister, giggling. A high-pitched scream came from the stern and the Pirate appeared, dressed in a pink frilly dress, a blonde wig with pink ribbons, and a ton of makeup on his face. Peter and the Lost Boys started laughing as the Pirate ran in circles screaming in horror.
Lizzie giggled as she climbed gracefully up the rigging and sat on top of the main sail. Lizzie started to sing again. "OH I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes! OH, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes! OH I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes! OH, I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves and this is how it goes!"
While she was singing, several pirates clambered up the rigging after her. Once they were all up, on the main sail with her, Lizzie cut the rigging and slid down a rope onto the deck next to Peter. She then redirected the rope and three pirates who slid down after her, fell over board.
Hook face-palmed. "HOW HARD IS IT TO CATCH A FOURTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL?! Never mind. I'll do it myself." Grumbled Hook as he unsheathed his sword.
Lizzie giggled again and cut Peter and the Lost Boys free. "Go to shore and I'll meet you there. There is something I need to do." Peter nodded and took the Lost Boys back to shore, not noticing Hook sneaking up behind Lizzie.
Lizzie spun around and met Hook's sword with her dagger. "Thanks so much for your hospitality, but I really must be going Fish Brian."
"Oh, are you?" sneered Hook.
"Yes, I am."
"Wrong. You cause too much trouble to be let alive off this ship!"
"That's your opinion. See you soon!" Lizzie shoved Hook of her causing him to fall over.
She ran to Long Tom and put something in the barrel. Lizzie then threw a rope over a pole and attached it to the end of the canon. She redirected Long Tom towards the mast and prepared to fire as Hook ran up. Hook spotted a small figurine of himself in the barrel and he pulled up short when he saw what she was planning to do.
"You'll never make it to the Island like that! Your crazy!!" said Hook in disbelief.
Lizzie shrugged. "If I wasn't crazy, this probably wouldn't work." She lit the fuse and Long Tom fired, sending Lizzie flying into the air. "TIM-BER!" She cried gleefully.
Hook turned around to see the mast fall and his Captain's quarters get blown apart. He growled in irritation. It would take days to fix up the mess. That girl was going to pay for this. Somehow.
____________________________________________________On the Beach____________________________________________________
Peter Pan and the Lost Boys were sitting on the beach when they saw Hook's Ship, The Jolly Rodger 3 (The last two had been destroyed), lose its mast and a gleeful cry of "TIMBER!" coming towards them. Peter spotted Lizzie almost glide ungracefully into a nearby cluster of trees. He and the Boys ran to the trees and began to look for Lizzie when they heard a slight cough from above them.
"Believe it or not Boys, but that was done without a single drop of Fairy Dust." Lizzie said calmly as she leaned against the tree trunk, completely unharmed. Peter's and Boys' jaws dropped and Lizzie laughed so hard at the sight of them, that she fell out of the tree and into the bushes below. She rolled out the bushes and brushed off the leaves and twigs. The Boys kept gaping at her. Lizzie got up and closed Peter's mouth. "Shut your mouth unless you want a fly to fly in there, but trust me that is not a nice thing." The other Boys shut their mouths but kept staring at her.
Slightly was the first to snap out of it. "How did you do that? It was amazing!" he asked as the others nodded in agreement.
Lizzie shrugged, "Sugar and coffee tastes nice."
Well, wadda you think? Good? Bad?
Review and if you want, I'll make it into a series of one shots. If you have any ideas, tell me. I've already got some down somewhere. So please Review!
Oh and a bag of fairy dust for the people who can guess which movie the scene where Lizzie blows a cannonball through the mast is from. ; )
