(an: not really the next season. it's mine take on it. so, it's kinda different. don't flame/sue/kill me, EA-insanity. it's a fanfic of your work. now, all of you enjoy. and don't flame if you like the following show i'm killing off. there're such thing as peps that dispised it. like the ornigal, it has death chaps in two parts, expect for this one. man, this is long. now, for the disclamer:
deadly (c) me
oringal fic and deathly (c) EA-insanity
dib (c) nick/ the guy who made the awsome show
the Xes (c) also nick
i'm done now.WARNING!: the following may(or will)contain: a few misspelled words, blood/gore and lots of character death. read at you own risk!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
the adience looked out pachently at the stage. they were waiting for the toonslayer. after a while, someone did came, but it was someone else.
it was a six year old alien girl with long white hair, black eyes with blue pupiles, a light pink heart shape birthmark with a black gem on it in the centre of her forehead, pink skin and dressed in a long light magenta dress with a blood stain in the conor of it. she looked really cute.
"due to the fact that deathly couldn't make it today," she said in a sweet yet visious voice, "i'm going to take her place."
the girl looked at the giant spinning wheel and gave a smirk. she grabbed a dagger, closed her eyes and flung the dagger at the wheel.
BAM!
she opened her eyes and looked at what the dagger had hit. it said 'the Xes'. she gave a crewl smirk.
"the Xes," she sneered, "i'll kill you now."
she opened a portal herself and began her first solo kill off.
she looked around the town. she was in front of a house. it looked normal. she shugged, then went to the camera crew.
"ok," she said, "here's the plan. when that family goes, i'll-"
she got cut off rudely by a curtain para normal invesagator.
"deadly!!!!!!!!!!"
the shout made her colasped, fell until her back hit a wall and her hair fell on her face.
it was a eleven year old boy with black hair in a sypth hair style, blue eyes, pale-ish skin and dressed in a black over coat, blue t-shirt with a grey smiley on it, black jeans and grey boots. deadly looked at the boy and goraned.
"hi dib," she muttered.
oh, how she hated that kid. she wondered why so many pepole liked him. he was annnoying as heck. she hated that boy. she even wished that they went with the ornigal idea of 'bad, bad rubber piggy' and killed him off.
it wasn't because he was trying to hurt her beloved fangirl crush. it was because he was a jerk, and have no clue of what she knew. she hated the fact that he follows her around mostly everywhere. she didn't know why he kept following her, proablly to get proff of zim being an alien or something.
"what the heck are you doing here?" she sneered, "i'm busy."
he kept silent. she got up and went on, trying to ingore him.
"anyways," she started agian, "when the family leaves, i'll hack into the computer that runs the house. then, i'll fool their rival into beviling that i want to work with him. then, i'll doll up myself to make me look cute and helpless. then, we find some bait to lure them here. when they come here, i'll kill them. and i kill their rival too."
she looked at the boy.
"if you plan to stay," she sneered, "i suggested that you should keep you trap shut."
they hid behind a bush. dib started to say something, but she ducktape his mouth shut. after a few minutes, the prey came in a car and drove off, but not before they hit their mailbox.
"you can't drive for crap!!!!!!!!!" mis. x barked.
"sure i-" mr. x said, "ohhhhhhhhhh, look! ponies!!!!!!!!!!!'
the others just stared at him. then, they drove off agin. deadly can hear the animals being runned overed.
"good," she said, "they're gone. now, let's get on with the plan."
she ran off to homebase, with a bunch of hacking equipment.
an evil laughter was herd. it came from a shorty with black hair with red statics, yellow eyes, red skin and dressed in a buiness outfit.
"the xes'll fall into mine hands," he sneered, "with mine PLUSH BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
he reviled behind him a bunch of plush bunnies with toy guns taped on their backs.
"oh, mine god," said a femmine villiainous voice, "you suck."
the villian turned to see deadly, only with a different look. she was just as tall as a 21 year old with back long white hair, blood shot red eyes, pale skin, black lips, black nails and dressed in a black mini dress with blood stains on it and long black blood slattered boots. other then her pink birthmark with a black gem in the center of her forehead, she looked more human, feminne and villianous.
"who are you?" he asked her.
deadly gave a smirk.
"someone who hates the xes as much as you do," she sneered. her voice sound more different then her useual one. it was evil and villianious, not to mention more fenime and devious.
"well," he said, "welcome, operative."
deadly rolled her eyes. she wouldn't want to be his operative even if her life depended on it.
"what do you think of mine bunny doomsday plan?" he asked.
deadly got out her gun and shot the bunnies with it.
"lucky for you, i got a better idea." she said in a crewl tone.
"exielent!" the villian shouted, "soon they shall be gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
when he turned around, deadly gave an evil smirk. her plan was unfolding.
"i got controll of homebase," she said, "all i need is bait."
she turned to see dib, who was watching the whole thing. she gave an evil smirk.
"why are you looking at me like that?" he asked with a scared tone.
the xes came home, beaten up and with dog bite marks. they colasped on the couch, beat. mr.x tried to cheer everyone up with dressing them up in pixey costumes. then, homebase's almarm went off.
"alert! alert!" homebase shouted.
"what is it, you stupid computer!?!?!" mis. x shouted.
"it's glow face," he said, 'he's treating you that if you do stop, he'll kill two innocent kids."
"we got to stop him!!!!!!!!!!!!" mr. x said. the spy family ran off.
"please hurry..." homebase said.
"... but don't rush," deadly sneered. she turned off the voice changer and smirked. she was out of her disgiuse. dib was chained up in a mental cage, trying to espape, but failed.
"this is insane." dib said.
"speak for yourself," deadly said, "crazy big head."
dib got really annoyed.
"MINE HEAD'S NOT BIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
deadly snickered to herself. if she was stucked with him, she might as well enjoy herself. then, she herd foot steps.
"that villian," she said.
she then turned on her voice changer and attacked it to her troat. then, she put on a holigraphic machine on her arm and changed her looks. glowface came into the room.
"yes?" deadly asked.
"did they fell for it?" he asked.
"like taking candy from a baby," she said.
"genius!" he yelled, "the Xes are doomed in no time."
deadly gave a smirk.
"and soon," she thoughed, "you'll be too."
"now leave," she sneered.
"why?" glowface asked, being the moron he is.
"i need to disguised mineself too," she said.
the villian grumbled, then left the room. deadly smirked, then turned off the hoilgraphic machine and the voice changer. she then looked at the crew, who was hiding the whole time.
"now with dumbface gone," she sneered, "i can doll myself up."
she then got out a little girl disguise.
the Xes were at glowface's base. they blew up the front of the door and went inside. they were in where the two kids had been being captived. the first child was, or course, dib and another.
it was a six year old girl with white hair tied in pigtales, big blue eyes, a bright pink heart shaped tatoo with a black gem on it, peach skin and dressed in a pink dress with a red heart on it, white socks and black dress shoes. her eyes were filled with tears and was crying.
the spy family went towards them the boy tried to tell them something, but the girl glaired at him. dib got the hint. they were about to get them, when they herd manatical laughter.
a controll panale appeared to reviled glowface.
"you fall into mine little trap!!!!!!!!!!" he sneered.
the Xes gasped as a cage went around the area. the girl chains turned into shadows and were released off the child's risk. she then smirked, then laughed miatcally as she trasform.
the six year old turned 21, her peach skin turned pale, her eyes turned blood shot red, her lips and nails turned from pink to black, her dress and shoes turned into a black mini dress and long black boots with blood stains on them, her cute and innocent figure turned femmine and villainous.
the woman took off her pigtales and looked at the helpless fools.
"you think that a your sexy aisentant could stop us?" mr. X said.
mis. X slapped him right on the head.
the woman smirked, then reviled a wepond that was as tall as her slender hip. it has a long black handle with a wide grey end with a jagged tip and a blood stain at the top of it.
the woman smirked, then slayed the whole family with the wepond. their blood stained the entire room. she smirked at her work.
'i want to talk in private with you," the woman sneered.
glowface watched, with a smirk on his face, as the woman walked on. she pressed a button when her boot and then, some electric arms grabbed her arms and legs. she tried to break free, but failed. glowface pressed a button on the machine. eletric curents came out of the machine. the woman screamed in pain. then, a voice changer and a holagraphic device fell on the ground.
when they did, they reviled deadly, in her real form. glowface went in the room and watch her failed adtempts to espape.
"what do you want?" she asked in a sneering tone.
"well," the villain sneered, "what you are in is all part of mine little plan."
"what!?!?!?!?!?!?!" she asked.
she shooked her head in disbleift. she just couldn't belived that this guy was a villanous master mind.
"you think that i'm an idiot?" he sneered, "well, you're dead wrong! you see i had watch the toonslayer ever since it came out. i watch deathly very closely. she's the perfect wepond of the Xes distrution. i plan was to make sure she targeted this show. when she trickes me for mine trust, i fool her into thinking that i fell for it. when, once she killed them, i take her and charged her to mine utlimate doomsday device.
"but then, she was gone. but, you'll do. you are proably the most visious thing on earth. when i used the power with mine genius, i'll be unstoppable."
his manatic laughter filled the room. deadly just looked, then blood tears came out of her eyes.
he strapped deadly to a belt that was closed to a lazor on a machine. she tried to get free, but failed.
"if you're such a genius," she asked, "why did you tell me your plan? even though i enjoy seeing pepole dieing bloody deaths, i can easily warn the pepole."
glowface turned, but only gave a smirk.
"foolish child," he sneered, "i forgot to mention that the machine can only work if one of the fusion's dies."
deadly gasped. glowface put a bunch of wires on his back, turned on the machine with a smirk and a lazor went towards deadly.
"do i desivered this?" she asked herself in her own thoughs.
she looked at the lazor, whitch was coming towards her and sighed.
"maybe i should see how the others feel about death," she thoughed.
deadly closed her eyes. blood tears came out of her eyes. she can hear manatic laughter and a lazor coming closer and closer.
"goodbye," she thoughted, "crewl world."
glow face laughed at his evil plan. his target was going to her doom. he liked it. he desided to closed his eyes and let it see the corspe when cut and died.
he herd a gasp, lazor cutting human flesh, a blood curded hench and a zap.
glowface opened his eyes and gasped at what he saw.
he saw a cut lazor board with blood stains on it, but that wasn't what made him gasped.
what made him gasped was that dib, who somehow got out of the jail cell, holding deadly with a bleeding side and a half cut arm. deadly was breathing, but unconious.
she slowly opened her eyes and just looked at dib.
"why did you recsued me?" she asked, in a week voice.
dib remained silent. deadly slowly got out of his grap and got out her wepond.
"i'll take care of him," she sneered.
she went to glowface and killed glowface by slaying him with it. she then got a gradead and smirk.
"if you want to live," she sneered, "i sugesst that you leave."
dib ran off. she threw a bunch of gradeades in the area and ran out of there. no survivers. she walked to the area, shaken and about to colasped.
"t-there," she said, "it's-"
she colasped on the ground. dib nearly picked her up.he got to a nearby hospital. he put on her holagraphic device to make her look like a normal child. he ran to the hosliptal and went to the front desk.
"she needs medical attion," he said.
deadly woke up in a hosipal bed. she was bandaige on her left side and her arm was covered in a bandage. she looked around the room. noone was there, expect for a boy. he has a cast with a sling over on his left arm. he gave a week simle.
"the workers said you had to stay over night if you didn't wake up." he said.
she gave a smirk at the boy and left the room. she opened the portal and left the place. the crew and the boy went with her.
when she got back, the adience appulaped to her aprovale. she gave a shy smile. she felt like a hero.
(an: may, i made some parts like a toatilly different fic. hope you like it. review, but don't send flames. i'm not nice to those who flame. they shall be doomed. and don't worry, nerous. i won't kill off the shows you like. just the one i lothe/dispised/hate, as well as EA-insanity, since it's the toons she hates that are doomed. that is all.)
