Dirk strapped on his kawaii desu dress, waiting for Jake to arrive at
his home. Jake was just expecting a normal day of friendly fun and
watching movies and bullshit like that. Little did he know that Dirk
was planning to take his hairy leg virginity; Dirk was standing in his
room facing the window. Silence filled the room and a soft breeze
lifted his kilt. Jake's hairy cock blew with his kilt, spraying piss
on everything in the room. He looked at Dirk with a large grin on his
face, "Drink it." Dirk nodded to this response vigorously.
Dirk got down on all fours, then quickly lifted his hand and began
rubbing and palming his own nipple. He only has one after a difficult
rehab session with Roxy. Jake stared at Dirk and let down a low fart
from his arsehole. He blushed. Dirk locked his lips around Jakes tight
arsehole. He inhaled his delicious methane. He let out a low moan and
the gas travelled through his body. It went straight through him so
his own rectal flaps began flapping in the dazzling fart. The sheer
velocity of his assflaps sent them both into space. BIG SNOOP DOGGGGG.
Dirk and Jake crash landed in Roxy's massive hairy vagina. Tangled up
in the mess of pubes, they ended up being held captive my Roxy's
crabs.
Roxy looked down. She was about to shove a bottle up her cunt, but now
she saw the hot mess of gay sixteen year olds beside some cute cunt
crabs. She put the bottle aside.
Jane didn't get Roxy's warning on the two homosexuals in her nether
regions, she mistook Roxy's pleas to drunken slurs. She began to eat
Roxy out.
Suddenly, Dirk felt a tingle in his crotch, the obvious beginnings of
an erection. Jake knew what was Dirk had a boner,
SOMEONE DIED.
Today, that victim of Dirk's boner was Calliope. Nobody cared, except
for Caliborn who was more than happy to furiously masturbate over
Calliope's limp corpse.
Jane felt the laxatives she had just slipped into the cake, that she
intended to give to Roxy. Jane really loved entire room was
flooded with her juicy shit and piss in a nice runny mixture. There
was enough sweetcorn to feed roughly 10 Ethiopian children. Roxy
mistook the shit for Reece's Pieces. She began shovelling hoards of
shit into her mouth. She suddenly realized it was shit, however she
carried on eating. She'd found a new taste to enjoy. The delicious
fruity smell was turning her on. Her vagina was leaking out fluids
like a hole in the Titanic. This in turn, turned Jane on. She began to
vibrate.
Dirks leaky penis started again, it sprayed out urine all over Jane's
insides. Jake stared in awe as gallon after gallon of urine poured out
of Dirk's enormous horse cock like Niagra Falls. Then Caliborn burst
in on his sisters corpse (mistake, HE WAS ALREADY THERE), and ripped
out his peppermint cock swirl. Out of the green, the server screen
went black.
Jake began to get jealous of the plethora of urine pouring onto Jane.
He wanted some of that molten yellow liquid, too. Jake dove straight
for Dirk's penis, his leg hair flowing in the current wind. He encased
his lips over the head of Dirk's cock and began to chug down the
gallons of pee. The urine flowed straight down Jake's throat and into
his own bladder.
TO BE CONTINUED.
