Author notes: I do not own anything that has to do with this fic. Not Laguna, Not Kiros, Not Ward or anything, the only thing I own is my friend and I who are in this fic. AND I KNOW THAT EVERYONE NEVER READS THIS SO I GET ON WITH MY STORY THAT MAY BE SURPRISINGLY FUNNY TO SOME BUT NOT ALL, AND EXCUSE ME IF I TEND TO RANT ON AND ON AND...

The scene takes place in that car thing that they drive to Deling city

Kiros: Laguna!! WHERE ARE WE!!!!!

Laguna:(singing) Mary had a steamboat. The steamboat had a bail. huh whaa? SWERVE!!!!

Ward: there goes another pedestrian.

Laguna: 10 POINTS wait was he wearing white pants?

Ward: there caught in the windshield wipers!!

Laguna: yeah those are really nice pants, really nice..

Kiros: are you easily amused by.. FRIEGHT LINER!!!!!!

(Swerves and barely misses the semi)

Kiros: (holding the sides of the car) uhh uh.ahhhhhhh!!

Laguna: (looks out the side of the car) such a pretty birdie.

Ward: (calmly) station wagon

(Swerves again)

Kiros is having a nervous break down before they even get to the Pub, Ward is taking a nap in the back and Laguna is easily being distracted from the cracks in the road to the pretty on coming headlights.

Ward: (waking up) Hey we there yet?

Kiros.ahhh ahhha hahhh.

Laguna: Ward must you act like a child? When the car stops. (Car comes to a sudden stop) Laguna: WERE HERE!!!!!

After many attempts to Parallel Park they did it! With a little help from Ward, they got out and tried to peel Kiros off the seat, SUCCESS! They make it to the pub for a cold relaxing drink Or so they think.

Bartender: what'll it be?

Laguna: I don't really feel like getting drunk tonight

Kiros: that's new

Laguna: have anything without alcohol in it

Bartender: yeah we got this Magic Kool-Aid in the back we got by accident.

Laguna: hmm? Never heard of it. Guess Ill try it.

Kiros: tequila

Ward: cold beer

Bar tender: be right back, with your order

Kiros: that's a first time I seen you turn down a beer

Ward: something wrong?

Laguna: no just need a pick me up of some sort, and if something has the word magic in it has to be good. I guess.

(Bartender comes back with their drinks)

Bartender: here you are sirs

Kiros and Ward drink theirs but Laguna tends to just stare at his with amazement.

Kiros: what? Aren't you going to drink it?

Laguna: Its blue! I never seen anything so pretty, I almost don't want to drink it

Ward: so you bought a drink just so you can look at it

Kiros: you know that is kind of neat that it's blue

Ward: yeah but why don't you drink it?

Laguna: yeah I suppose your right

Laguna takes one sip, stares at it for a moment, then gets wide eyed and finishes the entire glass of in a matter of seconds.

Laguna: WHOA that's was sweet to much sugar

Kiros: wait there's sugar in that?

Laguna: yeah, tastes very sweet

All of a sudden something just clicks in the back of Laguna's mind, as he gets wide eyed again.

Kiros: Ward something's up with Laguna, or did you notice?

Laguna is now swinging from a curtain, and falls off then makes a dart for the door pressing himself against the wall then flinging himself onto the floor, it looks like he's trying to play mission impossible.

Ward: no, why?

Kiros: well look at him!!!

Laguna is seen barricading the door, screaming something about naked mole rats and that they want his hair.

Laguna: THEY`RE NOT GANNA GET IT, NEVER!!!!!

Kiros: Check please!

As they attempt to Pull Laguna out the back door, with many tries (many many tries) They are successful. But as soon as Laguna leaves the Bar he disappears.

Kiros: great now we have to go look for him

Ward: who said we had to?

Kiros: sad enough as it is, he is our friend (unfortunately) and we must go find him before the city pays for Laguna's stupidity.

Ward: Your just fulls of words today aren't you?

Kiros: BLAME THE AUTHOR AND HER PYSCHOPATHIC FRIEND!!!!!

Ward: why did the author do this to us?

Kiros: her attempt to make people laugh.

Ward: oh

(Suddenly the author and her friend appear)

Author: that's right blame it all on me and my friend, I SEE HOW IT IS!!! You think you Know everything, WELL IM NOT BUYING IT!!! Feel safe now little soldiers but when you least expect it Ill be there, to make sure you screw up big time.

(Then as if by magic the author and her friend disappear into the street)

Ward: does she have something against us?

Kiros: no she's just a freak. Lets go find Laguna

Ward: she scares me a bit.

Mean while where ever the author and her friend are (probably somewhere near Laguna)

Author: hey I have a brilliant beyond all brilliant ideas ever to be thought by a. brilliant person.

Friend: OHHHHHH OH OH OH!!!!! Share your thoughts, shareshareshareshareshare

Author: Lets get Laguna even more Hyper.

Friend: but what good will that do?

Author: we must answer that all important question

Friend: and that would be (shaking with excitement)

Author: how many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?

Friend: LETS SING A SONG

Both: Puff the magic dragon lives by the sea.

What does the Author have in store for Laguna? (Wait I mentioned it during the story.. Oh well) Where is Laguna? (Oh oh I know I know!!!) How much sugar does it take to get to the moon? (TELL ME) And will the people in the white coats ever find the Author and her Friends whereabouts (NEVER HAHAHAHAH) come back next time for chapter two IF ONLY I CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS!!!! Tell me what you think and I'll put more chapters up KAY, bye-bye