This is a parody of Blink 182's A NEW HOPE, and this version's about how Jon feels about Thayet when he's getting to know her. (I can actually see Jon singing this and attempting to do all the guitar playing and seriously messing up. Because I may be on crack but that has not been fully determined yet.) Only I- or some other freak- could turn a song about Star Wars into a song about Jon's romantic screw-ups.

A NEW QUEEN

Her face is in my head

And it's useless going to bed-

I know I can't sleep, cause

She's haunting all of my dreams.

And I think I'd do anything for her,

I'd walk the Southern Desert

I'd find her a treasure from the Isles of Yamani

Princess Thayet, where are you tonight?

How I wish I was there by your side!

Every night I sleep with thoughts of you*

And I wake up alone.

And even though I slept with Josiane

I still wanna be your man

You're exactly the kind of foreign influence that I need.

But even though you're available,

You seem to just wanna live in Tortall

You don't pay kingly advances much heed.

Princess Thayet, where are you tonight?

How I wish I was there by your side!

Every night I sleep with thoughts of you

And I wake up alone.

*Funky guitar playing for a while.*

Oh, oh, oh oh,

Princess Thayet.

Oh, oh, oh oh,

Oh, oh, oh oh,

Princess Tha-a-ayet.

Princess Thayet, where are you tonight?

How I wish I was there by your side!

Every night I sleep with thoughts of you

And I wake up alone.

*No, that does NOT mean what you think it means, you pervs!