Hogwarts School
by lilangemon2432

My third parody fic. Please r/r. It's to the tune of the popular "Lady Marmalade" by Lil Kim, Mya, Chirtsina Aguilera, Pink and Missy Elliot. Only this time it's by Hermione (Lil Kim), Pavarti (Mya), Lavender (Christina), Cho (Pink) and Professor McGongall (Missy Elliot). Try to imagine that they're wearing what the real singers are wearing in the music video.

Hermione: Where is my soul Harry.
Lemme Hear ya flow Harry.

Pavarti: Hey Harry, go HArry, wizard Harry, soul Harry
Hey Harry, go Harry, wizard Harry, soul Harry.

Pavarti: Dumbledore met Harry down in ole Hogwarts School.
Struttin his stuff with his wand on the street.
He said "Hello Bro, wanna give it a go?"
And now the rest is history.

All:
Giuchie Giuchie yaya dada (hey Hey Hey)
Giuchie Giuchie ya ya here
Mocha Chocolate Frogga
English Harry Potter

Hermione: What, what, What what

Pavarti: ooh ohh

Cho: Voulez vous coucher avec Harry like me?
voulez vous coucher avez him?

Hermione: yea yea yea yea

Cho: Dumbledore sat in his room while he freshened up.
Boy drank all that butterbeer.
All his black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah.

Chorus:
Giuchie Gicuhie, ya ya da da
Giuchie giuchie ya ya here
Mocha Choclata Froga
English Harry Potter.

Cho: Voulez vous coucher avec Harry like I do?
Voulez vos coucher avec him?

Hermione: yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake staright up in the gate.
Hermione and Cho: We're independent woman some mistake us for whores.I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I'm sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
5 bad ass chicks from the Hogwarts School
hey Harry, soul Harry, betta win that cup Harry
We drink butterbeer with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a froga what?
Real Harry Potter
One more time C'mon now

Potter, Harry Potter, Potter

Lavender: Hey hey hey
Touch of his skin feeling so silky smooth
color of hogsmeade dung bombs.

Hermione: Hey don't talk that way about my guyfriend Harry.

LAvender: English Harry Potter!

Pink: Now he's back home for the miserable summer.

Pavarti: Sleepin the grey flannel.

Pink: But when he goes off to sleep Voldy memories creep.
Then his scar starts to burn!!

All: Giuchie giuchie yaya dada
Giuchie Giuchie yaya here.
Mocha chocolata froga
English Harry Potter!

Cho: Voulez vous coucher avez Harry like I do?
Voulez vous coucher avez el. (Repeat 2x)

McGongall:
Lavender... (oh Leaaa Oh)
Cho.. (Harry Potter)
Hermione.... (her hey! uh uh uh)
Pavarti.... (oh oh ooo)
Rot wailer baby.... (baby)
Miss Gongall here...

All: English Harry Potter!!!!! Yes ah