Okay, this is NOT going to be a Mary-Sue, I promise. ^.^;; I'm not sure if it'll even have romance. Just read! ^_^

"No, no, no! NO! IIE!!" I screamed. I was 16, yet acting like a 4-year- old. Why? Because my Game Cube – my brand NEW Game Cube – was screwing up. Well, I wasn't that attached to the game cube, I guess… it was the game in it: Super Smash Brothers Melee. I'd ONLY been counting down the days until it was released.

So now, my new system was being… extremely odd. On the television screen was just numbers. The system itself had sparks coming out of it. "Crappity crap and a half!!" I exclaimed. I had been THAT close to beating Giga Bowser. Damnit!

Suddenly, the sparks became brighter. And brighter. And even brighter, until I couldn't see anymore. Then suddenly, the light vanished. But where was I? I wasn't in my room. Where was my Trunks wall scroll? My Lord of the Rings poster? Where was my Game Cube!?!

"Nani…? Who are you? What are you doing here?"

In front of me stood… well… Roy, from Fire Emblem. I'd recognize that spiky red hair and clear blue eyes anymore. I tried to speak several times, but with no success. Finally, I choked out two words. "Sweet… kami…"

"Hmm…?" He cocked his head. "Are you okay?"

I coughed a few times, and shook my head. Was this really happening? Or was I hallucinating…? "I'm fine… I think… my name is Yohko. And I have no idea what I'm doing here. Where IS here, anyway?"

"The Super Smash Brothers Mansion."

My knees went weak. "That wouldn't happen to be on Earth, would it…?" I asked, meekly.

"What's Earth?"

"Um, never mind…"

"Roy? What's going on? Who's that?"

Oh god… that voice. I looked up to see, none other than, Prince Marth. This wasn't happening. Suddenly it was all too much, and I fell to the floor in a dead faint.

A.N. – Sorry that chapter was so short. It WAS going to be the prologue, but then I decided it had too much plot for a prologue. ^^; I originally was going to end it at "Where was my Game Cube!?!", but I wanted to end the chapter when Yohko faints.

And please, this will not be a Mary-Sue! You just have to remember that she's just a fangirl.

Um… review~! Onegai?

Speaking of which, translations for some of the Japanese I use. ^^;

Iie – No (You probably coulda figured that one out yourself. ^^;)

Nani – What

Kami – God

And even though it's not in the story…

Onegai - Please