A/N not mine, I own nothing.
Answer to a challenge from Fanfiction Fanatics on Facebook. Write a 400 word one shot, placing yourself or a family member in it as an OC. This will be a RL/MM pairing...Amanda, Jackie, Stephanie and Lynda will get to meet the princess (sort of)...Lester, be very very scared.
Run Lester, Run!
Stephanie had arranged for Amanda, Jackie and I to go with our guys to Atlanta. We were on a mission; meet Melanie, and embarrass Lester Santos.
I was still pissed at him for the balloon incedent. It took almost a week to get all the flour out of my hair.
We walk into Rangeman with our guys and Melanie is at the desk. She is surprised, go figure.
"You must be Melanie, I'm Lynda. Tank's fiancee. This is Steph, Jackie, and Amanda."
"Ummm..."
"Hey, do you want to join us for lunch while the guys have their meeting?"
"Sure... let me tell Lester."
"No!" We all say.
"Ranger scrambled the camera's before we came in. He can not know that the girls are here." Tank tells her.
She shrugs her shoulders and grabs her bag. We all head out. Ranger had everything set up, so all we had to do was pull up the feed on Stephanie's laptop.
We sit in a back booth and get it set so everyone can watch. Woody speaks into the camera, telling Jackie that he loves her. We all smile.
We watch as Lester walks into the conference room. Melanie smiles a lopsided grin.
The meeting begins and soon does the payback. First I start calling Lester's phone, blocking my number. I hang up after the first few rings. Ranger looks up and asks if everything is alright. He nods and they move on. The projector screen behind Ranger keeps moving up and down. Everyone else pretends not to see it.
Soon, each person except Lester was called from the room for some reason or another. The lights began to flicker in the room. They go off completely.
Ram is able to sneak in and tranq him. They strip him down to his shorts and fill the room with balloons, and plastic bats. He is terrified of bats.
He comes to and yells, "Haha! Funny guys, did Lynda get you to do this?"
That's when he notices the first bat. Screaming like a girl he runs for the door, tripping over the balloons. More bats appear and the more he freaks. He finally gets out of the room and Bobby yanks down his shorts as he runs past.
"Run, Lester. Run! The bats are behind you!" Bobby hollers.
Lester ran right onto the main floor, naked as the day he was born. Where the temperature had been dropped to forty degrees. His package crawled up inside of him, and the guys on the floor lost it.
"Paybacks a bitch ladies!" He yelled as he ran to his apartment.
A/N a little over 400 words, not including the disclaimer, or A/N's...Anyone want to continue this one? Ladies, you know which three I'm talking to... this was the third try and I'm still not happy with it...400 was harder than the 100 challenge!
