Note: This is my first try at writing much of anything, and I am unsure of whether or not I am going to continue with this so please review if you are interested in seeing where this goes.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story, they are all property of FOX, and David Shore, so please don't sue me.
"So, I'm thinking we should take Chase, Cameron, and Foreman out to dinner," Thirteen casually remarks to Kutner while heading towards the lab to do some blood tests on their latest patient.
"Why would we want to do that? Foreman is just as much of an ass as House is and Chase and Cameron have not done anything worthy of reciprocation."
"I was talking to Cameron the other day, and they way she put it, it sounded like if Foreman hadn't quit, there woud have only been one spot open."
"But he did quit," replies Kutner as he takes a seat at the table and begins to test the blood for Lupus, even though its never Lupus (except for that magican).
"Yes, and because he quit, House fired Chase, and then Cameron resigned because she didn't want to be the only one left. So we should take them out to dinner to thank them for deciding to move on, and for not trying to sabotage the whole survivor hiring process."
"I head Chase got House to help him rig the betting one week and thats why no one got fired that week. How is that not sabotaging our chances?"
"Yes, but that worked to our advantage."
"So explain to me again why we should take them out to dinner?"
"Why not? Maybe we can get some new insight on House."
"What are we doing to gain insight on House and why does that sound like a perfect reason for him to fire us and start over on his hiring process?" Taub questions as he enter the lab to help with the plethora of uneccassary tests that House has once again ordered.
"She thinks we should take Chase, Cameron, and Foreman out to dinner to thank them for being fired."
"Thats not my point. I thought we should take them out to dinner, get them drunk, and see if they have any secrets for dealing with House now that we know we are staying."
"Foreman's practically our boss, and he doesn't really seem like the partying type. Plus, don't you think it will get back to House that we took them out?" Taub continues.
"Okay, so maybe just take Chase and Cameron, except then we miss the whole group dynamic. I want to see how they worked together. Come on, guys it'll be fun!"
"I'll go if Taub goes. I just don't want to be stuck there listening to every gory detail of the three years they worked together, so don't even go there."
"Those are famous last words if I ever heard them but fine, go for it. And if anyone asks, I'm not involved." Taub remarks, and then continues examining the sample under the mircoscope.
