Chapter 1 - "Hallo, sauge ich deinen Dick f r f nf Dollar!"

Kayla walked into Brooke's room. Do you know where my Vans with the hearts and stars are?"
Brooke got up from her chair and looked at Kayla with a aggravated look."Look,I want to leave now so just wear my shoes." Kayla pouted her lips. "But,...your shoes aren't as pretty as mine."

Brooke stumped to her closet, got the shoes and stumped back. She got real close to Kayla's face and put the shoes on the side of here face and somewhat whisper/yelled.
"If you don't put these shoes on and get in the car I will cut into a thousand pieces, buy a dog, and then feed you to the dog!!!!!!!!!"

Kayla stared at Brooke, "My,....well our car is in the shop, we're taking our motor scooters remember?!?!?" Brooke closed her eyes smiled and sighed, "Ok let's just please go."

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Kayla walked on the side of her motor scooter. Well this is great finally we get the perfect house in a perfect place and then,...our motor scooters die!!!!"

Brooke stopped, "You know why do we even have motor scooters...THIS ISN'T PARIS!!!!!!!!!"
"And... didn't you watch those movies where they we're driving in th....."
Kayla was interrupted by someone crashing into her.

"HOLY SHIT, I'm sorry I didn't even see you!!!!!!" Kayla dusting off herself, trying to be sincere.

"Mein Fehler, Es ist meine Schuld. Es ist mir entkommen du."A guy in a hat with a jacket with cards on it helped Kayla up.

"Du musst wo wirklich schauen dein Gehen!!"A dude with a leather jacket a pair of black jeans and prada sunglasses extend his hand.

"Hallo, ist mein Name Bill. Und dieses ist mein Bruder, Tom." He waited for Kayla to shake his hand.

Kayla shook his hand and then whispered to Brooke "I think their speaking Switzerland."

"Didn't you take that in college?"

"No I took Spanish, German, and French!"

Kayla turned to Bill and Tom. "Hola,....mi nombre......es Kayla....y ste.....es Brooke."
Bill and Tom looked at each other in confusion.

"Ok they don't speak Spanish I'll try French." Kayla whisper to Brooke as Tom and Bill questioned each other."Bonjour, mon nom.....est Kayla......et c'est Brooke."
Tom and Bill still looked at each other confused, Kayla, try German!"

Kayla turned to Brooke, About that, I failed it because I never went to class and it was hard...to me."
Brooke slapped her forehead. "Try it at least. Say what you know"

Kayla turned back to Tom and Bill. "Hallo, sauge ich deinen Dick f r f nf Dollar!"
Tom and Bill eyes widen. "Bist du ernst!!"

Kayla though they were happy so she started smiling and nodding her head.
"Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja, Ja!"Brooke interrupted "What does that mean?"

Kayla turned to face Brooke. Well, I believe the first one is 'Hello, it is nice to meet you', and the 'Ja' parts mean Yes!!!" "What are you saying yes to?"

"I think he asked if I was American."

"OH!!"

They turned back to the boys who were still shocked.
Kayla still thought they were happy so she pulled them along to a cafe`.