This is a story I wrote over a year ago. My school was putting on the musical The Music Man, and I was reading the Twilight Saga. My friend and I began to wonder what would happen if...we were to combine the musical and the books? It was a very random combination, but it inspired this long, long story. I wrote the first six chapters all at once as one long story-that's why they're so short. Before I got my own FanFiction account, my friend posted the story on her account. When I got my own account in June-that was a year ago-I began posting the whole story, one chapter at a time.
And now? I just gave away my Twilight books. Someone else can read them. I think I can safely say I'm done with both Twilight and FanFiction. But I know there were several people reading this story, and I don't want to disappoint them by taking it down, so I'm re-posting all the chapters at once, without my inane, pointless commentary. The first few chapters just set the scene, so don't be disappointed if there's nothing about music for a while.
DISCLAIMER FOR THE ENTIRE STORY: I do not own The Music Man. I do not own the Twilight Saga. But I do own the MusicTwilight Saga!
I remember having a lot of fun writing all this.
Chapter 1
Twilight Characters Get Bored
"I'm bored," said Emmett.
Everyone else looked at him. "OH, WONDERFUL."
"Let's see," Rosalie said. "We could play some pointless game you think up, or I could go redo my hairstyle...
"Or," Alice said, "we could play Truth or Dare."
"NO!" screamed every character in the Twilight Saga. Even James and Victoria, who were dead, screamed it. Don't ask how this is possible.
"Hey, it was just a suggestion," replied the evil pixie vampire.
"We are not going to play Truth or Dare," said Leah Clearwater, who was standing by the window.
"Why? What's wrong with Truth or Dare?" asked Nessie. Since this story takes place four years after Breaking Dawn, Nessie looked about sixteen years old. "What happened?"
"Let's just say it NEVER ENDS WELL," answered Leah. "Don't make me explain. Please."
"Ooh! Ooh!" Yes, that was Emmett. "We could annoy Edward!"
"WHY IS IT SO MUCH FUN TO ANNOY ME?" asked Edward.
"Because you get annoyed really easily," replied Emmett.
"You're evil, Emmett," said Bella.
"You got that right," commented Leah.
Nessie laughed. "Yeah. I so agree."
"Well, if you're just going to stand around arguing, I'm going outside," said Rosalie, and left.
"Look what I found!" called Jasper from upstairs. "Look at this website I found!"
"Let me guess," said Leah. "The official website of the U. S. Confederacy Fan Club."
Alice stared into space. "No," she replied. "He's just reading more funny stories about us. Ever since he found that story on , he's been obsessed with finding all the Twilight fan clubs and stuff. So far he's a member of 289, 564 Twilight fan clubs."
Bella smiled. "We don't have to go and look. He spent three hours showing us that stuff yesterday."
