Incest

Coeus, Titan of Intelligence, put down his copy of The Last Olympian and groaned in annoyance, "This entire series of books suck, I'm never mentioned in any of them!"

Across from him, the Titaness of memory Mnemosyne idly flicked away a mutated caterpillar that was chewing on her earlobe and tilted her head curiously, "Are you sure you don't make an appearance, Coeus? I remember you in the third book."

A few feet away from her, the Oceanic Titaness Tethys rolled her eyes, "That never happened, Mnemosyne. How did you ever become Titan of memory? You can't even remember you own name half the time."

"I know my name, it's Tethys!"

The actual Tethys face palmed, "No, Mnemosyne, that's my name."

"Why do you even bother fighting with her, wife," Oceanus commented absently, indignantly kicking away a parasitic rat from his foot, "You know she'll forget the reason you two are fighting in the first place."

Coeus threw the novel into the blackness of Tartarus, "I can't believe this, I was the one who gave birth to Leto and without her Artemis and Apollo would never have helped save the world. I'm important too!"

"Give it up, Coeus," Oceanus said scathingly, "Even I'm mentioned in the book. When was the last time you were ever mentioned in a Greek myth?"

Coeus sniffed and brushed away a stray tear while Hyperion materialized behind him and patted his shoulder, "Don't worry Coeus, I care."

"You're even worse," Krios grunted, as he lay slumped in a grease ridden corner, several bottles of alcohol strewn around him, "For Kronos' sake, you're here as a ghost. You're physical body is still trapped in a freakin' oak tree."

"It's not my fault that Percy Jackson brat cheated with his stupid Satyr friends. Besides, those Hunters were very distracting."

Kronos' ghost suddenly walked between the groups of Titans and scoffed in disgust, "Hyperion, stop being a pedophile. We all know you're not man enough to handle that much woman. Plus Artemis would castrate you."

"Now that's just insulting. You know I can handle women, I went out with my own mother for Titan's sake!"

Oceanus squeezed his eyes shut, "Yes, thank you for that lovely description, Hyperion. Now I can't think of my Mother the same without you there."

Kronos ignored the both of them and focused on Krios, who lazily brought a bottle of scotch to his lips. Kronos' eyes brightened angrily, "Krios, I told you to stop going into my stash you bum!"

"I kissed your mother's bum last night!"

"She was your mother to you weirdo!"

Oceanus clamped his hands over his ears, "Could we please stop talking about our mother in compromising positions?"

Mnemosyne turned to Tethys, "I remember making out with Aipetus once."

Tethys smirked, "Now I know that one is true."

Kronos forcefully snatched the bottle of scotch from Krios' loose grip, and smashed it against his forehead, "Can we please stop talking about our numerous incestuous relationships. It makes me feel violated just thinking about it."

"Is that before or after Rhea violated you?"

"She did not violate me!"

"Therefore," Coeus mused, "You were the one who violated her."

Kronos angrily reached down and picked up a piece of the shattered scotch bottle. He threw the piece into his mouth and began to chew, "I hate you."

"Are you sure that's not your anger issues talking?"

"Shut up!"