My second ROTG fanfic! Whoop whoop! R&R
"FROST! I'M GONNA KILL YA THEN REVIVE YA THEN SHOVE AN EXPLODIN' EGG UP YER SKINNY ARSE THEN KILL YA AGAIN!" Bunny was chasing Jack through the forests of Burgess.
"Come on, Cottontail, I was just having some fun!" Jack laughed as he soared through the air.
"FUN? Ya call freezing half ma Warren FUN?!" He lunged at Jack but the young winter sprite was too agile and quickly dodged him. But Bunny was just as quick as him and managed to grab his ankle and yank him down. He placed a large foot on Jack's chest, pinning him to the ground. "I swear ta Manny if ya ever try to freeze ma Warren again I'm gonna kill ya, ya bloody date!"
"I don't understand Aussie slang," Jack said dryly. Then he smiled mischievously. "But I do understand 'freeze'!" He grasped Bunny's foot and immediately the large Pooka's foot froze. Just before his foot froze completely Jack rolled out from under him. Bunny's foot was frozen solid to the ground.
"JACK!" He yelled furiously. "WHAT THE HELL DID I JUST TELL YA?"
"Language, Bunny!" Jack scolded.
"Frost!"
"Hey," Jack held up his arms in defense, "you told me if I ever froze your Warren. You didn't say anything about your foot." He smiled innocently while leaning on his staff. Bunny growled (yes he did growl) and very poorly tried to tug his foot out of its icy chamber. "Try all you want, Kangaroo, but that ice isn't going to break unless under magical force."
"Magical force, eh?" Bunny smirked while bringing out an exploding egg.
"Oh," Jack frowned. "Did I say magical force?" he asked nervously. "I meant graham crackers. Graham crackers are really good for thawing out ice, did you know that Bunny?"
"Oh wow, really?!" Bunny said with fake surprise while twirling the exploding egg in his paw.
"Yeah, you wouldn't believe–" Jack was cut off as Bunny slammed the egg bomb down onto the block of ice. The air was clouded with colorful gas (I have no idea what else to call it so please don't criticize). Jack coughed while fanning the gas away with his hand. He looked around, and the giant Bunny was nowhere to be found.
Bunny raced through his tunnels back to his Warren – his frozen Warren. That bloody showpony was so going to get a boomerang shoved up his nose. He hopped up out of the tunnel and walked over to the one river that wasn't colored, or frozen for that matter. He dipped one white foot in (I think his foot's white…..it looks white to me. Or maybe it's a really light grey lol. Please correct me if I'm wrong), and then another orange….wait what! He grabbed his foot, falling over onto the grass.
"No! No! No! This is not happening!" He shouted frantically. His foot was covered in bright, fluorescent colors. Green, yellow, orange, blue – you name it, he had it! Then he remembered. Anything an egg bomb comes in contact with immediately becomes the colors of the egg. Why hadn't he remembered that, like, ten minutes ago? "Stupid, stupid, stupid!" He said as he banged his head against his knee.
"Who's stupid?" asked a familiar young voice.
"What are ya doin' 'ere, Snowcone?" Bunny said nervously. He hid his foot behind a boulder that stood behind him.
"I just wanted to say sorry for what I di–" he stopped and looked down. "What up with your paws?" He pointed down at Bunny's colorful paws.
Bunny gasped and hid his paws behind his back. "Nothing!" he said suddenly, making Jack jump. Bunny cleared his throat and tried to speak casually. "I was just, uh, paintin' some eggs fa Easter."
"Easter was last month." Jack cocked a brow suspiciously.
"Ya can never start too early!" Bunny declared almost sergeant-like. He twirled around on one foot, walking away. He stopped as his colorful foot was raised mid-air. Crap! He heard Jack snickering behind him, which grew to full on laughter.
"Haha!" Jack laughed while holding his stomach. "Stop! I can't breathe!"
"Then laugh yer heart out, ya drongo," Bunny said dryly. If that bloody Frost would've just let avoidance mean "sorry" then he wouldn't be in this situation right now. As a matter of fact, if Jack had just left him alone then none of this would've happened in the first place! The fits of giggles and loud, uncontained laughter continued for another twenty minutes or so. Bunny rolled his eyes as Jack fell to the grass, sighing with content.
"Ya finished, Frostbite?" Bunny asked irritably.
"Wait," Jack held up a finger then laughed again. He heard Bunny growl in annoyance but he didn't care. He was satisfied with himself. After he finished laughing he lifted himself up on his elbows and smirked at Bunny. "So, Kangaroo, you wanna tell me what happened?" Bunny only grunted in response and crossed his arms over his chest. Jack's smirk grew. "It was the exploding egg, wasn't it?"
"Rack off, ya dill!" Bunny exclaimed in anger as he stomped away. The last thing he heard was Jack's teasing laugh and a soft, "Oh, I really wish I had a camera right now!"
What do you think? Should I continue? I was planning on this being a one-shot, but I think Bunny should get some revenge. Mwahahaha! Review and tell me if Bunny should get even which Jackie!
