Disclaimer: I, Laura, do not own Homestarrunner.com, or Zelda for that
matter. I wish I did, but I don't. I don't own the games, the cartoons, or
the characters...isn't that a bummer! Oh yeah, this disclaimer counts for
the WHOOOLLEEE story!!!! Just letting ya know! Noww, ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Actually, I don't own anything in this story. NOT EVEN KUNG POW!!!! That's
really depressing..Someday, I'M gonna make a movie and then I'LL OWN IT!!!!
And I can write a good fanfic about it..it'll be awesome!!!
*Amanda yells from the background*: GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!!
Me: Oh yeah, right...
Chapter 1
Coach Z: Hey there, ho there! I'm Coach Z!!
Homestar: Coach Z! Have you found the remote yet?
Coach Z: Hey there, Homestar! Great JORB finding me! Now all we gots to do is find that remote...
Homestar: Well, how bout since we're already writing this story, I go turn the TV off..?
Coach Z: Wait! I think I hear my hit single coming on! *starts singing Kung Pow song* Boom boom chickee chickee boom boom...Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo! ME like animals, how bout you? Gonna be an animal, how bout you??
Homestar: Jeez Coach Z, and I thought I was dumb..
Coach Z: Well, GREAT JORB HAMSTRAY!! I mean, great JAEEERRRBBB HOMESTRAIN!!!
Homestar: Coach Z, do you have a speech impediment?
Marzipan: Homestar, it's not very nice to make fun of people. Is it, Carol? *strums her guitar* That's right carol. Homestar, Carol and I are gonna go rock out. Go find my Yellow Dello!
*Link pops up*
Link: What exactly does this have to do with Zelda? I mean, in the disclaimer, she said she didn't own it...
Homestar: Well, you're in Zelda, aren't you? So there! Problem settled! Now, we go on the search for da Yellow Dello!
Link: What's a Yellow Dello?
Coach Z: It's one hot bird!
Link: O.o How can a bird....be...hot...?
Coach Z: These peoples tries to phase me!
Link: Uhhh, maybe I should leave...
Homestar: NO!!! Then this won't be a Zelda fanfic!!
Link: Then ON WITH THE STORY!!!! *Pulls the master sword out and drops it in the pedestal of time*
Young Link: LETS GO!!!!
*Zelda walks in*
Zelda: I can't find Homestar Runner! Hey, who are you? Aww, you're a cute little boy!! Goochy goochy goo!!
Young Link: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *pulls out Master Sword*
Zelda: HOLY!!!!!! ITS YOU, LINK!!! Woah, how'd ya do that???
Link: *sigh* forget it.. This is hopeless...*shoots Zelda in the head with an arrow*
Zelda: AIYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *falls down, apparently dead*
Homestar: Hey man, that's not cool. How do I know you won't like, fweak out and shoot Coach Z? I'm leaving, come on Coach Z!
Coach Z: Hey there, ho there! Let's go! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey everyone!! If you're here, you probably got my sn from Amanda, oh yeaaahhh.anyway...I know this story sounds kind of like it has NOTHING to do with Zelda, but from here on out, it is soooo gonna be about Link and them people...right...so uhhh, R&R and I'll update tomorrow, I suppose... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Me: Oh yeah, right...
Chapter 1
Coach Z: Hey there, ho there! I'm Coach Z!!
Homestar: Coach Z! Have you found the remote yet?
Coach Z: Hey there, Homestar! Great JORB finding me! Now all we gots to do is find that remote...
Homestar: Well, how bout since we're already writing this story, I go turn the TV off..?
Coach Z: Wait! I think I hear my hit single coming on! *starts singing Kung Pow song* Boom boom chickee chickee boom boom...Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo! ME like animals, how bout you? Gonna be an animal, how bout you??
Homestar: Jeez Coach Z, and I thought I was dumb..
Coach Z: Well, GREAT JORB HAMSTRAY!! I mean, great JAEEERRRBBB HOMESTRAIN!!!
Homestar: Coach Z, do you have a speech impediment?
Marzipan: Homestar, it's not very nice to make fun of people. Is it, Carol? *strums her guitar* That's right carol. Homestar, Carol and I are gonna go rock out. Go find my Yellow Dello!
*Link pops up*
Link: What exactly does this have to do with Zelda? I mean, in the disclaimer, she said she didn't own it...
Homestar: Well, you're in Zelda, aren't you? So there! Problem settled! Now, we go on the search for da Yellow Dello!
Link: What's a Yellow Dello?
Coach Z: It's one hot bird!
Link: O.o How can a bird....be...hot...?
Coach Z: These peoples tries to phase me!
Link: Uhhh, maybe I should leave...
Homestar: NO!!! Then this won't be a Zelda fanfic!!
Link: Then ON WITH THE STORY!!!! *Pulls the master sword out and drops it in the pedestal of time*
Young Link: LETS GO!!!!
*Zelda walks in*
Zelda: I can't find Homestar Runner! Hey, who are you? Aww, you're a cute little boy!! Goochy goochy goo!!
Young Link: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! *pulls out Master Sword*
Zelda: HOLY!!!!!! ITS YOU, LINK!!! Woah, how'd ya do that???
Link: *sigh* forget it.. This is hopeless...*shoots Zelda in the head with an arrow*
Zelda: AIYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *falls down, apparently dead*
Homestar: Hey man, that's not cool. How do I know you won't like, fweak out and shoot Coach Z? I'm leaving, come on Coach Z!
Coach Z: Hey there, ho there! Let's go! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey everyone!! If you're here, you probably got my sn from Amanda, oh yeaaahhh.anyway...I know this story sounds kind of like it has NOTHING to do with Zelda, but from here on out, it is soooo gonna be about Link and them people...right...so uhhh, R&R and I'll update tomorrow, I suppose... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
