DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything but the plot

SUMMARY: Timmy Turner moves to where ever Invader Zim takes place. Timmy then has to endure Dib's craziness, Zim's weirdness, GIR's insanity, and more. But is Timmy's sudden move all an evil plan to take over fairyworld, thought up by one of the many bad people to be in Timmy's life? Read to find out.

AUTHORS NOTE: i like cake. *eats a slice of cake*

"Class, the school board is forcing me to look at another one of your horrible faces." Our scary teacher Ms. Bitters said. A weird looking kid came through the door. He had blue eyes, brown hair, huge buck teeth, and there's this pink hat on his head to match his pink shirt. He also had dark blue pants and the exact same shade of blue shoes. The green and pink notebooks he was holding looks stupid. "You will sit next to Zim." Ms. Bitters said. Wait… I sit next to the weird sick kid Dib calls an alien…. "I DON'T WANT TO GO TO THE UNDERGROUND CLASS ROOM!" I shouted. "To bad. I hate you." Ms. Bitters responded. A black abyss opened under my desk. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" I screamed as I fell. "There's no earthly way of knowing which direction you are going there's no knowing where you're rowing or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining, is it snowing, is a hurricane a-blowing? Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of Hell a-glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? YES, the danger must be growing for the rowers keep on rowing, and they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!" a voice chanted as I fell. Images of creepy things illuminated the walls around me. I screamed loader as I plummeted to my doom.

The weird looking kids screams were heard for a split second because the floor snapped shut and a new desk exactly where the old one used to be. "ooo, this school seems nice Timmy. And it finally spelled school right!" Cosmo said, commenting on the big letters saying SKOOL in the front. No he wasn't being sarcastic. He's just an idiot. Ignoring Cosmo's comment, I stared at the empty desk where that kid used to be. And I thought schools in Dimmsdale where bad, this teacher is way worse than Mr. Crocker! "SIT DOWN" my new teacher snarled at me. Terrified, I walked over to my new desk and placed my 'notebooks' down. "I bet it's not as bad as it seems sport." Wanda said. "Yeah, I guess you're right. At lease nobody here is trying to capture you guys like Mr. Crocker does." I whispered back. "Ms. Bitters, can I point something out?" a kid asked. I looked to the left of me and saw this kid with a big head a desk away. He had brown eyes under his glasses and had spiky black hair with one big spike popping out and going back in a nearly right degree angle. He was wearing a dark blue shirt with a gray neutral emoji on it and a black trench coat. All the kids groaned at the big headed boys statement. "What is it, Dib!" the teacher, Ms. Bitters, growled at the weird haired kid, Dib. "Okay, well first off, LOOK AT ZIM! HOW IS HE NOT AN ALEIN?" He shouted. I looked to my right and saw Zim in the desk next to mine. He had green skin, no ears, and no nose. His backpack…thing…had claws which extended over his black hair to working on something that had sparks were flying off . His bluish gray eyes were behind safety goggles, and looked like he hasn't payed attention to anything that happened recently. He looked over at Dib and the claws, the thing he was working on, and his safety glasses disappeared into his 'backpack'. "LIIIIIIES!" Zim yells and stares at Dib. "You're crazy." One kid said. Everybody agreed. As Dib narrowed his eyes at Zim determinedly, Ms. Bitters growled, "Zim! Kids like you are making schools waste all of their money! Share your textbook with the new kid." Zim made a noise that sounded kind of like 'hhmmm' and looked at me with a raised eyebrow. His expression changed drastically as he stared screaming and pointing at me with his gloved, three fingered hand. "AAAAHH! THE BEVEAR HUMAN WANTS TO EAT THE MIGHTY BRAINS OF ZIIIMMM!" Zim yelled and then hid behind his chair. "What?" I questioned looking at Zim. "STAY AWAY FROM MY BRAIN JUICES YOU VILE BEAST! GIR! ATTACK THE BEVEAR HUMAN!" He yelled. Just then, a green dog thing came literally flying into the room. "WWWOOOOOOOO-WWWWHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!" it screamed as it flew around. "AAAH! I WISH THAT THING WOULD GO AWAY!" I shouted at my notebooks so they could hear me over the wooshing and screaming of the dog thing. Wanda and Cosmo took out their wands and made my wish come true. Noticing his green dog thing was gone, Zim ran out of the class screaming. I hate this stupid town. Why did Mom and Dad have to move? What was wrong with Dimmsdale?

Wishing? This new kid must have a genie, or a fairy or something like that. I'll prove to everyone that I'm not crazy! Then they'll believe me about Zim! And praise me for saving the earth! Oh what a day that will be. "Well, that was annoying. Dib, I blame you. Detention for a week. Now go fill your filthy mouths with food to continue your pathetic existence longer!" Ms. Bitters said then disappeared. Why does she always blame me? Anyway, I should tell Gaz about the new kid's magic. No wait, she'll just call you crazy. Don't tell anyone of your suspicion, not even the new kid. He just moved here, so he must be friendless, I'll become his best friend! Then he'll let me see his wish granters! Wow Dib, you're a genius! "Hey, big head! Grab your food already!" the lunch lady yelled at me. I grabbed the tray, walked out into the lunch area, and plopped my food next to my sister, Gaz. As usual, she was on her game slave. I looked over at new kid. He doesn't have notebooks anymore, but he does have a pink muffin and a green milk carton. This school is incapable of handing out objects that are those colors, to bright and cheerful. Wasn't his notebooks green and pink too? Maybe he has two magical things that are those colors? "Hey Gaz, I'm going to go sit next to the new kid." I said. "If you interrupt me again, you will wish that you were never born." Gaz threatened. Even though I was use to that, I was still disturbed. So much hate in her ever word! IT'S TERRIFYING! "Hi new kid is it ok if I sit by you?" I asked. "Hey, Timmy's making a new friend!" an unfamiliar, stupid sounding male voice said from nowhere. "See Timmy, moving isn't so bad." An unfamiliar, naggy sounding voice said. Timmy looked at me and smiled. WOW! HIS TEETH ARE HUGE! No wonder Zim was terrified. "Yeah, sure. You can sit with me. My name's Timmy, and you're Dib right?" Timmy asked. "Yes, I'm Dib. How do you like it here?" "It's very weird here. What was with that green kid and the flying green thing?" "Oh, that's Zim," I said then ate some peas, "He's an alien. The green thing was his minion GIR. GIR's a robot just in a dog costume, and he's insane. They got sent by their tallest, oh, by the way, Zim's alien race worships the tallest of their kind, I think that it's stupid, but anyway, Zim got sent here to destroy and take over earth. And I'm going to stop him! You can help me if you don't think I'm crazy." I said and smiled at Timmy. If he says yes, then we can still be friends until I reveal his magic. That's when one of the jerks from my class shoved my head into my food. "You're crazy" The jerk kid said.

Dib was cleaning the mashed potatoes off his glasses. As he put them on, he flicked a pea off his weird hair. With the pea off his hair, he was fooodfree, then a little girl playing a video game stood behind him. She had squinty eyes, purple box like and spiky hair, and a black dress with a skeleton necklace over it. She smiled, it was creepy. "That was funny" she said and shoved Dib's head back into his food and walked away. Everything is so evil here. "Are you okay?" I asked Dib. "Yeah, I'm fine. That was my little sister Gaz. Do yourself a favor and stay out of her way." Dib said, not taking his head out of his food. The bell rang. "Well, I better get back to class. Who else will they all call crazy" he moped as he walked back to class, wiping some of the food off his face. After he left, I said "Dib looks miserable. Why doesn't he have fairies?" Because everyone has already left for class, Cosmo and Wanda poofed into their fairy forms. "Well Timmy, Jorgen declared this town unsafe for fairies when they started giving out meat for Valentine's Day." Wanda explained. "Will I lose you guys?" I asked. "I'm pretty sure you won't" Cosmo said. Wanda, who just poofed away the copy of Da Rules, said "I don't think that you'll lose us just because you moved." "That's good. Is there anything in the rules that doesn't allow me to lend my fairies to the kids in this town?" I asked. "I don't think so," Wanda said, "Let me guess, you wish the weird haired kid had one of us a temporary fairy god parent?" I smiled, "sounds about right." "Ooo! I got it!" Cosmo said. He raised his wand and disappeared.

Humans are disgusting! Dib-stink and his huge head, beaver thing and its brain-eating teeth, and all those hideous class mates at skool! I can't let my tallest down, so I must make a brain… protector… thing…. Yyyyyeeeeeessssssssssssssssss… GENIUS! Oh Zim, you never fail to amaze me. "INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT" my computer blared. I turn around from my mighty head protector to yell at GIR for making the defenses less good, but I found this floating thing with green hair and eyes. "Hi weird haired kid! I'm Cosmo, your new fairy god parent!" It said. How is it flying? "COMPUTER!" I yelled, "ANALYSES!" "Analyzing, analyzing… analyses complete. That is a fairy from fairy world. When they come to earth children, they become that child's fairy god parent and they have to grant that child's every wish, as long as it's not ageist their rules." My computer said. I stared at the floating human thing. I've already taken off my ingenious human costume, so this thing better be on my side. "How do you work?" I asked. "Well, you say 'I wish' then what you with for, then I grant it" the fairy said smiling, then he held up a black stick with a yellow star on top. "ooooookaaaaaay… I wish… GIR was down here." I said, just to test it out. "You got it!" the fairy said. He raised the star stick and it started to glow. Next thing I knew, my insane SIR unit, GIR, was beside me and in his, also genius, dog costume. "HEY! WERE'D MY PIGGIES GOOO?!" he yelled at nothing then saw the green fairy and smiled. "I'M GONNA DANCE ON YOUR HEAD!" he yelled and jumped out of his dog costume onto the fairies head. He danced on its head. "I wish GIR would get off your head" I said. The fairy raised his wand and made GIR appear beside me again. "ooooooo… I WISH I HAD A PUPPY!" GIR yelled. "YAY, PUPPIES" the fairy said and poofed up a real dog. "YAAAAY! I WISH TO GO TO A LAND OF PPUUUUUUUUUUURREEE TTAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS" GIR yelled. "TACOS!" the fairy yelled and both of them disappeared leaving behind a pink smoke cloud that said 'tacos'. I looked at the puppy. "COMPUTER!" I yelled. "I'm on it" he groaned. The puppy burst into flames and got reduced to ash. I laughed triumphantly. "Mighty worriers from Irk such as Zim don't need assistance. The fairy would just slow me down. GIR will be back soon anyway." I said and walked away to continue my brain protector.

"GIR will be back soon anyway" the alien said, then he started walking back to his thing. My plan is working perfectly! I turned rerouted the crystal ball because I didn't need to see Zim work on his helmet, I was much more interested in seeing that idiot Cosmo and the robot continue to act out my plan. Soon, Turner will be out of the way, and I can finally take over fairy world! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! I looked at the idiot and the fairy sitting on a planet of tacos threw my crystal ball.

TACOS! EVERYWHERE! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL! NOM NOM NOM NOM *that's me eating the floor, which is tacos*! I looked over to the robot that wished us here. "I-I love you" he said holding as many tacos as his arms can carry. Then he ate all the tacos in his hands in a matter of seconds. "I WISH YOU CAN STAY WITH ME FOREVER!" the robot said. Forever? Timmy would miss me. And I know I'll eventually miss Wanda's nagging… "How about another week or so?" I said. "WWWWOOOOOOOOO-WWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" he said while running around me. He then fell onto the taco floor and started putting them in his mouth. I raised my wand and made it so I don't have to return to Timmy at midnight. I better write him a letter so he doesn't worry.

So the idiot extended his stay. Perfect. Now, making that letter encounter some bad luck so Turner never gets it will be easy. Especially for an evil mastermind like myself. My plan is going better than I thought! Fairy World is as good as mine. I'm pretty sure my tooth glistened off the light of my crystal ball when I smiled evilly. As good as mine… watch out fairy world…