I´m writing another one. ;) Mlle-imandeus gave me some ideas.


Apartment 22

Cat: [enters the apartment with a bag from the grocery]

Man: Hi!

Cat: [let the bag fall because of the shock] AHHHH! A man! [points to the man]

Man 2: What is this noise? [Asks appearing in the room]

Cat: Kidnappers?! AHHH! [faints]

Sam: [appearing in the room after hearing the screams] What´s happening? Cat?!

What did you do to her?

Man: Nothing, she just saw us and shouted "kidnappers".

Sam: [rolls her eyes] I think you should go now. She can´t see you.

Man 2: Okay, your order will be delivered in this afternoon. Just sign here. [gives her a pen]

Sam: Done. Now go away before she awakes.

[Man and man 2 leave the apartment]

Sam: Hey Cat wake up.

Cat: What…what happened? Did I faint again?

Sam: Yeah kid you did.

Cat: Where are the kidnappers? [Stands up and looks around her]

Sam: They left. And they aren´t kidnappers, Cat. You can´t think that every time you see a man in the apartment that he is a kidnapper. Not everyone is kidnapper.

Cat: So what we're they?

Sam: Oh yeah… those are plumbers?!

Cat: Plumbers? Why we´re plumbers in or apartment?

Sam: Because… Goomer was here earlier and clogged the toilet and I figured I needed to bring in professional help.

Cat: [makes a disgusted face] Eww…


Reviews would be appreciated, please. :)