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Chapter 1: Brilliant Idea!

Saturday November 13, 2004 5:02 A.M

In the Super Smash Brothers Megaplex Conference Room A…

"Welcome my little puppets!" Master Hand greeted 25 of the Smashers.

"Why did you call a press conference 5 o' clock in the morning?" Samus yawned.

"Because I just had a brilliant idea and I couldn't wait til' morning to tell you guys."

"Well what is it?"

"Well we are gonna wait until everyone is here in attendance." Master Hand growled.

"Who isn't it here yet?" Mario asked rubbing his eyes.

"Link…" Zelda sighed. "Mr. Hand, I tried to wait him up but he had some choice words about you…"

"Hmm, well you better get him or else you guys will have to wait." Master Hand shouted, scaring the Ice Climbers who where sleeping in the corner.

"GO WAKE HIM UP ZELDA!!!" everyone yelled in unison.

"Fine…" Zelda mumbled.

In Room 8 (Zelda and Link's room)

"Linkie-poo time to get up" Zelda sang, rubbing Link's chest.

"Oh Malon…that's the spot right….there" Link smiled in his sleep.

"MALON!!!" Zelda yelled as she started to choke Link.

"Need…air…" Link said turning blue.

"So you've been cheating on me for that farm whore huh?"

"No! You got it all wrong, its just before we started our relationship…I use to date Malon and she would rub my chest that same exact way."

"So you miss her or something?"

"Sort of…"

"WHAT?! YOU SORT OF MISS HER, AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?" Zelda said tearing coming to her eyes.

"I never said that! I just miss her because she's a really close friend…"

"Yeah, a close bed buddy!" Zelda yelled stomping out of the room.

"ZELDA!!!" Link sighed. "Dammit…"

Back in Conference Room A…

Mario and Luigi was in an intense arm-wrestling match…

"Your goin' down…chump!" Luigi yelled veins popping out of his arm.

"Shoot!" Mario yelled as his arm was pinned down to the table. Luigi jumped on thetable and started to dance and sing.

"LUIGI, LUIGI, OH YEA, OH…." Luigi's song was interrupted by a shot from Falco Laser Gun.

"Would you shut up!" Falco then had an idea. "If you want a challenge, then verse me!" he smirked with confident.

"Fine, I'll beat you just I beat Mr. Nintendo over there" he pointed at his exhausted brother.

Falco took Mario's seat and sat down and got ready to show Luigi what 'true strength' was about. Fox sighed and knew this was gonna turn into a battle depending on who wins.

'If Luigi wins, Falco will probably get pissed and attack him…' Fox thought. 'But if Falco wins, he get very cocky and probably piss someone off and end up getting jumped!'

Captain Falcon decided to be the referee and made sure both men's elbows and arms were in the right position. "Ok on my mark…ready…steady…set…" Then Falcon glanced over to the doorway and noticed Zelda walking back into the room.

"Well I don't think Link will be attend this meeting." Zelda said. "So just tell us the big news, forget about that cheating prick!" she replied with flames in her eyes.

"Uh…what happened between you?" Master Hand asked stunned, at the princess's comments towards her boyfriend.

"Just drop it" Zelda said coldly. "Now can you please tell us the big news you woke us up this freakin' early for?"

Just as Master Hand was gonna announce his news…

Bowser farted. "Oops…I knew I should have ate that bean burrito!" Everyone in the roommoved away from the gassed Koopa King.

"That thing had fungus on it and you still ate it?" Marth asked shocked.

"Of course!!!" Bowser smirked. "It takes zestier like that!"

"ANYWAYS!" Master Hand shocked . "as I was saying, starting tomorrow we will be playing sports!"

"That's the big news…" Ness pouted. "I was having a wonderful dream about Paula and you woke me up for this b-b-BS?!?!"

"Yea, I mean I wasn't having wet dream like him, but how am I suppose to stay sexy if I can't get my reccommend hours of sleep?" Roy yawned. "nice idea, we can discuss more of it…" The redhead fell asleep right on the floor. Master Hand used his magic to put Roy asleep.

"Ok, I'm sorry but I couldn't keep it to myself" Master Hand laughed. "Tomorrow will be basketball, Sunday will be Tennis/Badminton (sp?), Monday will be street football, Tuesday will be Track and Field, Wednesday will be boxing, Thursday will be volleyball, and Friday will be uh…some sport I will think of by then!"

"Ok, can we go now?" Peach asked sweetly.

"Being slutty won't get you out of this meeting, Toadstool!"

"How dare you say that to me!" she said through her gritted teeth.

"I'm just playing princess and yes you can all go to bed now, sweet dreams!" the big Hand smirked.

Tomorrow is b-ball time and only one team will win the 3-on-3 Super Smash Basketball Tournament who will prevail? Find out in the next exciting chapter of Super Smash Sports Chapter 2: Super Smash Ballers

A/N: The teams and rulesto this big crazy idea will be explained in the next chapter which will prolly be out by December 3.PLEASE REVIEW HOMEBOYZ AND HOMEGURLZ!!!

One Love,
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