I don't own Naruto the anime. The honor goes to the writer of the manga and the stupid anime people.

Today…

Today was like any other day except…

The copy ninja, Kakashi, was not late.

Which cause…

Naruto to give up eating ramen,

Sakura to admit defeat to Ino and to ask Lee out,

And Sasuke to forget his revenge and he to told his brother he forgave him.

Those events cause…

The ramen shop to go out of business,

Ino to ask Chouji and Shikamaru out for a threesome,

Lee to give up THE YOURTHFULNESS OF LIFE 00,

And Itachi admit he was a spy and he didn't kill the clan.

Which cause…

Iruka to attack Naruto, thinking he was the Kyuubi,

Chouji and Shikamaru to say that they were gay,

Ino's shop went bankrupt since the flowers died,

Gai-sensei to cry for Lee's lost Youthfulness of Life until he was is the hospital,

And Neji and Tenten to ran away to get marry.

Those events cause…

Shizune to go get pregnant with Genma's kid,

Yondaime to rise from the dead then to kill himself when he found out there is no ramen,

Ino's mom and dad to sell their bodies to medical research,

Hiashi to start to drink sake,

Jiraiya to give up all girls and to chase guys,

and Shikamaru's mom to get a sex change.

Which cause…

Tsunade to start allowing men to peep,

Ebisu to die from losing to much blood cause of nosebleed,

Mizuki to be let go to join Orochimaru,

Ayame (ramen girl) ran off and got marry to a British man,

Orochimaru to lay off with wanting to lay with little boys,

And Hinata to kidnap to Shino to give him a makeover.

A lot more stuff happen like…

Akamaru chasing a cat into a middle of a ninja cat hideout,

But I'm too lazy to say what.

All this happen because Kakashi was NOT late.

Today was like any other day.

Wait since when was any of that normal?