Title-Santa Luther Ranting-pg-13 or 15 Summery-Lex talks his father into doing something for Christmas that brings joy to little kids and a good laugh for Lex and Chloe. Chlex AN. Thanks to Brit for the idea! Merry Christmas Every One

One quick warning this has not been betaed because its short and I didn't want to bother my beta with it but I did spell check and I re read it over and over so bear with it.



"No I will not demean my self" Lionel sneered at his son, Lex just smirked

"But dad think of the PR I already told the hospital you would be more than happy to do it. I'd hate for them to tell the papers that you backed out of something like this." Lex told him 'I will not laugh I will not! Well at lest not in front of him wait until I tell Chloe' Lex thought waiting for his father's answer

"If its such great PR why don't you do it then?" Lionel asked, OK more like demanded

"Because I don't have what it takes to be Satan I mean Santa." Lex said 'I'm not going to laugh damn it! Where the hell is my camera this is a Kodak moment.'

"Fine I'll do it, but trust me Lex I'm going to get you for this." Lionel threatened as he got up and walked out of the room

"Great dad I'll have the Children's Hospital send over the fat suit" Lex called after him all he herd in reply was an angary mumble.

The moment the door to his office shut Lex burst out laughing 'I can't believe I talked him into it, the press is going to eat this up. And supply years of humor for me.' Lex thought grabbing his jacket 'This is to good to keep to my self I've got to tell Chloe she'll love this' Lex thought as he headed to the Talon.

Chloe was sitting in the Talon having her caffeine buzz and typing away on her laptop when she looked up to see Lex walk in. The moment she saw him she couldn't stop the huge grin that came across her face. 'OK don't look like an idiot your extremely wonderful and handsome boyfriend just walked into the room thats all, no reason to blind everyone with a smile.' Chloe thought as Lex walked over her.

"Happy to see me?" Lex asked smirking

"Depends why your here." Chloe told him mimicking his smirk

"Too see you of course, why else do I leave the hallow halls of the mansion." Lex said sitting down next to her

"Well in that case then I'm very happy to see you" Chloe said leaning in to him alittle

"So what are you doing? More article ideas running though your pretty little head?" Lex asked smiling widely

"Watch it Lex. And no, not an article actually my 'pretty little head' is emptier then my Friday nights." Chloe said with a sigh when she saw the look on Lex's face she quickly added "Before I had you of course."

"Damn right. Anyway I have something that will have you typing like the vicious little reporter I know and love" Lex told her grinning widely

"What have you found full blown proof that your father is truly Satan?" Chloe asked him

"No, and I don't need any more proof for that, but it is something that will brighten your day to hear and make you laugh your head off when you see" Lex said smiling widely

"Then what is it?" Chloe asked leaning closer to Lex

'Wow I really like that shirt shes wearing it so low that I can almost.... wow back the harmonies up.' Lex thought before answering "My father will be dressing up as Santa for all the children in the hospital Christmas Eve."

"What! You've got to be kidding how in the hell could someone talk him into to that!" Chloe yelled earning her some strange looks for the other people in the Talon.

"I told him it was great PR" Lex told her

"You are an evil, evil man and I love you all the more for it!" Chloe said hugging him "I can't wait to write the add for the Torch."

"You can do better then that I can get you at the hospital to see him. I'll even let you have a camera God knows I want proof of the event." Lex told her.

"Oh my God you are the best boyfriend a girl could have" Chloe said giving him a quick kiss.

"Thank you. So if you weren't writing an article then what are you doing on your computer?" Lex asked her

"Oh just looking for your Christmas present" Chloe said smiling sweetly turning the lap top so Lex could see the web site she was on

"Victoria Secret!" Lex said shocked then he looked at Chloe as if she was a Goddess "Your the best girlfriend a guy could have!" Lex said pulling her into a kiss

"I try" Chloe said laughing 'This is going to be a very good Christmas' Chloe thought as she hugged him 'I just hope he really does like the long flannel pjs I really bought I'm so mean' Chloe thought smiling evily

AN. Just to let every one know if I don't get reviews I'm not going to finish it. I have other fics to work on so it wouldn't be worth it if poeple don't read it.