"Spock, where is my chair?" Jim's voice buzzed over the intercom.

Spock raised an eyebrow as he replied, "I don't know, captain. You tell me."

"Goddamit Spock, now's not the time for you to have a sense of humour. My chair is literally missing. Like someone stole it. There's nothing there. Just. Nothing."

"Have you tried asking people if they saw what happened to it?"

"Yes, and no one knows."

"Hm. How illogical."

"Shut up and get over here, Spock, I need you to scare the newbies to see if they pulled this as a prank."


What nerds.

I don't own Star Trek.