"Kingdom Hearts Chatroom"

By: TimeCompassWeilderKiral

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts
Pairing(s): All characters.
Rating: T
Disclaimer: Square-Enix and Disney owns my soul. LOL

Summary: What happens when our favorite heroes goes on online? Crack.

A/N: Hi there! This is my first crack story I ever wrote and I have NO confidence for it :) All the characters are just normal. Its like in our world-ish? Sora and Roxas are separate beings. Organization members are living in Twilight Town. Hope you enjoy.


Everyone wanted to communicate each other, since it's a bother to travel the worlds every time. Some couldn't even do that. So King Mickey requests Tron to set computers at Traverse Town, Destiny Islands, Twilight Town and Hollow Bastion. Computers became popular, VERY. And there was a particular site everyone knew about. It was coincidental, right?


Welcome to Kingdom Hearts Chatroom

Before joining, read the rules and let's chat!

1.) Be nice to each other!

2.) No flames! No hating! No teddy bears!

3.) Try not to stalk other users

4.) Don't ruin the fun

HAVE FUN!!!


-Keyblade has entered the chatroom-

Keyblade: Kwool, a chatroom

-KeyofDestiny has entered the chatroom-

KeyofDestiny: Hey

Keyblade: uh, hi :)

KeyofDestiny? hi to you

Keyblade: r we the only ones here?

KeyofDestiny: I guess so :/

-FlurryofDancingFlames has entered the chatroom-

-WaytoDawn has entered the chatroom-

KeyofDestiny: spoke too soon

FlurryofDancingFlames: I'm bored

WaytoDawn: hey Sora

Keyblade: hi Riku

FlurryofDancingFlames: talk to me Roxy!

KeyofDestiny: shut up Axel

FlurryofDancingFlames: meanie

Keyblade: lol XD

-TC has entered the chatroom-

TC: hello

FlurryofDancingFlames: it's a newbie

KeyofDestiny: don't be mean to them!

TC: Oo

Keyblade: hello :)

TC: hi :)

KeyofDestiny: don't mind the idiot

FlurryofDancingFlames: HEY

WaytoDawn: stfu loser

KeyofDestiny: haha

-TC has left chatroom-

Keyblade: look wat u guys did! D:

-Lionheart has entered the chatroom-

-DarkSoldier has entered the chatroom-

-MelodiousNocturne has entered the chatroom-

-CloakedSchemer has entered the chatroom-

-PrincessofHeart has entered the chatroom-

-SketchGirl has entered the chatroom-

Keyblade: Wow :O

PrincessofHeart: hi Sora, Riku

MelodiousNocturne: AXEL! GIVE ME BACK MY SITAR

FlurryofDancingFlames: P

SketchGirl: does anyone know where my sketchbook is? ):

PrincessofHeart: I have it

SketchGirl: why?

PrincessofHeart: Come over and sketch me :)

Keyblade: No yuri Kairi

PrincessofHeart: P

FlurryofDancingFlames: Get ur freakin dancers outta my room!!

MelodiousNocturne: GO DANCERS GO!!!

KeyofDestiny: Oo;;

CloakedSchemer: ;

DarkSoldier: why am I on here? >;

LionHeart: Cuz u miss me :)

DarkSoldier: stfu

LionHeart: (

WaytoDawn: Loser

Keyblade: U chat Cloud?

DarkSoldier: Leon made me

LionHeart: I know u wanted too :)

DarkSoldier: That's it

-DarkSoldier is away-

LionHeart: Where did he go?

WaytoDawn: how the fuck should I know?

FlurryofDancingFlames: He went to rape u

KeyofDestiny: That's u

-LionHeart is away-

-SuperNinjaGirl has entered the chatroom-

SuperNinjaGirl: HI!!!!!!!!

SketchGirl: )

Keyblade: u know where Leon went?

SuperNinjaGirl: Cloud came over and he's raping Leon right now

FlurryofDancingFlames: I KNEW IT :D

KeyofDestiny: stfu Axel

Keyblade: They're gay!? D8

WaytoDawn: u didnt know?

PrincessofHeart: Slow :P

Keyblade: shut up

-FlowerGirl has entered the chatroom-

FlowerGirl: Yuffie I baked cookies

SuperNinjaGirl: YAY!!

-SuperNinjaGirl is away-

-FlowerGirl has signed off-

Keyblade: I want cookies D:

WaytoDawn: eat your face

Keyblade: how do I do that?

SketchGirl: Oo;

KeyofDestiny: I can't believe ur my twin

FlurryofDancingFlames: I cant believe ur so hot

Keyblade: WHY IS EVERYONE HERE GAY AND LESBIAN!?!?!?!

WaytoDawn: Ur gay too Sora

PrincessofHeart: burn!

FlurryofDancingFlames: someone said burn?

CloakedSchemer: Demyx where the hell did you hide my book?

MelodiousNocturne: Ur reading Ender's Game! It's stupid :P

KeyofDestiny: It's not stupid. Its cool

MelodiousNocturne: Bookworms!!!

FlurryofDancingFlames: I thought u were readin a sex book :P

KeyofDestiny: That's u D:

CloakedSchemer: STFU AXEL

MelodiousNocturne: EW he has notes about it!

KeyofDestiny: srsly?

-CloakedSchemer is away-

FlurryofDancingFlames: U better run Demyx

MelodiousNocturne: U too

-FlurryofDancingFlames is away-

-MelodiousNocturnes is away-

KeyofDestiny: O.o Okay...

-PrincessofHeart is away-

-SketchGirl has signed off-

Keyblade: great. They went to make out

WaytoDawn: whatever

KeyofDestiny: no comment

-GracefulAssassin has entered the chatroom-

-SavageNymph has entered the chatroom-

-BlitzballStar has entered the chatroom-

-GamblerofFate has entered the chatroom-

BlitzballStar: HELP ME!!!! D8

GracefulAssassin: The star has arrived!

SavageNymph: shut it gay bitch

GracefulAssassin: why must u be mean?

GamblerofFate: ...

BlitzballStar: YUNA PAINE AND RIKKU R TRYING 2 RAPE ME!!!

WaytoDawn: yea right

Keyblade: RUN TIDUS RUUUUUN!!!!!

KeyofDestiny: proof?

SavageNymph: Let them :D

-BlitzballStar is away-

Keyblade: They should change the name of the chatroom

KeyofDestiny: Like what?

GracefulAssassin: FLOWER GARDEN 11

SavageNymph: wtf

GamblerofFate: gay

GracefulAssassin: (

-FlurryofDancingFlames is back-

-MelodiousNocturne is back-

-CloakedSchemer is back-

KeyofDestiny:/ Welcome back?

FlurryofDancingFlames: my eyes...

MelodiousNocturne: MY ASS!!!! TTX

CloakedSchemer: :)

Keyblade: what happened?

WaytoDawn: its obvious Zexion "punished" Demyx

SavageNymph: I don't see why u guyz have to do it next to MY room

GracefulAssassin: there was sex?? WHY DIDNT U INVITE ME!?

CloakedSchemer: OO

SavageNymph: they know ur to gay to have sex

GamblerofFate: lol

FlurryofDancingFlames: I had to be the witness DX

CloakedSchemer: I could've punished u too u know

KeyofDestiny: Axel as uke? Soooo have to see that XD

FlurryofDancingFlames: IT'LL RUIN MY PRIDE!!!! D8

KeyofDestiny: u ruined mine!

FlurryofDnacingFlames: Its ur fault 4 bein cute. Blame ur self :P

MelodiousNocturne: lol xD

CloakedSchemer: I recorded the whole thing too

FlurryofDancingFlames: U had a secret camera hidden in your room?

MelodiousNocturne: WHAT!?

SavageNymph: POST IT ON YOUTUBE

MelodiousNocturne: NOOOO!!! DDDX

Keyblade: so what happened??

WaytoDawn: just drop it

Little did they know that someone was watching this whole thing.


TBC

There. I have no confidence for this. I tried to make it crack, but it's my first time. Sorry if it sucked. Gave it my best shot. Please don't be too strict. Thank you. R&R please