Miake: I'm so hyper right now. My teacher gave us cake and brownies.

Kaiba: Giving her sugar is like putting fuel on a fire.

Miake: I know right.

Kaiba: Why do you say that?

Miake: I have no idea.

Kaiba: Anyway, Miake doesn't own YGO. If you thought she did you're an idiot.

Miake: That's mean.

Kaiba: No kidding.

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The Mystery of Kaiba's Briefcase

Joey: Ya know what?

Yugi: What Joey?

Joey: I've never seen Kaiba without that briefcase of his.

Mokuba: It's his prized possesion.

Tristan: Why? What's in there?

Miake: Maybe he keeps briefs in his briefcase.

Yami: Miake, that's just wrong.

Miake: Sorry. I had to say that.

Mokuba: He says that anyone who touches his briefcase will die a slow painful death.

Miake: That's what cottage cheese is, slow painful death.

Mokuba: For YOU it is.

Miake: Can I help it if I'm lactose intolerant.

Joey: You can take those pills.

Miake: I don't like it anyway though. Can we please not talk about my medical afflictions and get back to the situation at hand?

Joey: What would that be?

Yugi: KAIBA'S BRIEFCASE!

Joey: Right. I knew that.

Miake: No you didn't.

Mokuba: Ya know, I'm kind of curious about the briefcase myself.

Tristan: Does he sleep with it?

Mokuba: Probably, I've never seen him sleep.

Miake: He's an insomnic like me?

Joey: You know, there's pills for that.

Miake: ARE YOU ON DRUGS OR SOMETHING?

Joey: I'm just saying.

Mokuba: Kaiba's not an insomniac. He just likes staying up late so I never see him go to sleep because I go to bed too early.

Yugi: Let's ask him about his briefcase.

Tea: That's a good idea.

Miake: You're only saying that because you like Yugi.

Tea: WAIT NO I........*blushes and runs away*

Yugi: Thank you.

Miake: No problem. That'll be 75 cents.

Yugi: Why?

Miake: I want to buy a bag of chips.

*everyone falls down*

Mokuba: Hey look, there's Seto. SEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

*everyone covers ears*

Kaiba: What do you want.

Yugi: We we're curious about your briefcase.

Kaiba: You have no right to talk about my briefcase.

Miake: *tries to look sweet and innocent* We were just wondering, don't hurt us.

Kaiba: Why were you asking about it anyway.

Joey: We never see you without it.

Tristan: Do you sleep with that thing?

Kaiba: You only want to know because you want to take it.

Tristan: No, actually, I was just curious.

Kaiba: If I show you people, you must never tell anyone.

Bakura: I want to see too!

Kaiba: Fine. Just don't let your Yami out. He's evil.

Bakura: I can't help it if he comes out.

Kaiba: Just...oh never mind.

Yugi: I wonder what's so important in there.

Kaiba: *opens briefcase*

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Miake: HAHAHAHAHA! Cliff hanger!!!!!!!! Evil me. Actually, I'll probably have the next part up within a couple hours so you'll find out soon enough. Please review. Thanx