Disclaimer: I don't own Psych or any of the characters within it or associated with it.

Genre: Humor

Rating: T. Cuz Jules has a dirty mouth.

Shules straight ahead! I hope you enjoy this little drabble! Please no hating just cuz you don't like the couple!

XXXXXXX

"Pineapples!"

"Yes Shawn, I'm pretty sure we all know you like pineapples."

"No Jules. That was the word."

"The word, Shawn?"

"Yes Jules. The word. The important word, remember?"

"No Shawn. I don't remember. I'm a little preoccupied at the moment."

"But you have to remem-"

"Oh God, Shawn. I don't remember the fucking word!"

"You should."

"Well, I don't."

"Do you want me to give you a hint?"

"No. I want you to tell me it, so we can go ahead and get this over with!"

"It's no fun if you play like that."

"Just say it, Shawn."

"Nope. Not telling you."

"I swear, Shawn. I will shoot you."

"….It was the baby word. The one you were supposed to use when he was coming."

"We're at the hospital. I'm in labor. These are doctors. I'm having the baby right now!"

"But you didn't say it."

"Shawn!"

"I'm not going to leave until you say it."

"You're the father, Shawn. I don't want you to leave."

"But Jules-"

"Fine. Pinapples. Can I give birth now?"

"If you must."

XXXXXXX

Hope you had fun my cupcakes, and please R&R!