1. Infidelity

Crowley had been unfaithful only once in the entire six millennia of his existence. The temptation was too great, he'd plead later. Everything had just happened so fast.

He'd heard of her before he'd actually met her. She was one of the few new models he'd actually agreed was quite beautiful. He'd first met her at a car dealership place. He was asked if he'd like to take her for a ride and Crowley had innocently* said yes. How was he to know it'd be love at first sight? All it took was that short ride and she'd had him wrapped around her little finger. He was putty in her hands.

Crowley heaved a sigh as he approached his former lover. He raised his hands in defence of the scathing looks she was throwing him. "Look, it's not my fault. How was I to know this would happen?"

"...Yes, but it could happen to anyone. Don't you blame this on her! She has nothing to do with it!..."

"Mummy, why is that man talking to his car?"

"Shh Tommy! Stay away from the strange man," said the woman, shielding her child.

"You're taking me to court for this?!... Yes I know!…Bu-But…"

The woman hurried away while her child peered curiously from behind the folds of her dress.

Crowley clutched at his his hair and yelled, "But she's a Lamborghini for crying out loud!"

On January 18th, 2008, Mr. A. J. Crowley lost the court case filed against him by his ex-car, the Bentley, for emotional and psychological abuse. The Bentley received half of Mr. Crowley's car insurance in settlements.

2 weeks later, the Lamborghini left Crowley for a computer genius billionaire.


A/N: The automobile, rare collectibles purchase agreement for the bently was signed by a Mr. Gates. Or was it Mr. Fence? My memory shall be my downfall.