Cuzn: hello, I am cuzn of Matt-of-death note, and we are supposed to be writing this together, but he hasn't had a lot of time to get on the internet (he got accused of reading pourn, which he didn't, because he always hangs out with me) anyways, I hope he gets to writing the second chapter.
Disclaimer: I don't own Death-characters-plot
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Chapter 1
Matt and Mello were sitting in the Living room eating potato chips and drinking Pepsi-cola Throwback while watching T.V. Mello walks over to matt,
"What the point of this fucked up show the idiots are getting their Asses kicked." Mello asked.
"I don't know its stupidly amusing!" Matt shouted excitedly. Mello stared at the gamer, dumbstruck.
Matt picks up another potato chip and drinks some more soda.
KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.
'Who comes for a visit at midnight!?'
Mello opens the door.
"NEAR!?" Mello shouts immensely.
"Near! D'you say Near, of all people, is standing at our door?"
"Yeah!"
"So Near, what brings you here?"
"Well, seeing as you both aren't dead right now, I wanted to know if I can have your assistance on a case. Oh yeah, L, B, and Watari also happen to be alive." Said Near.
"WHAT?!" poor Mello just keeps getting more and more stunned.
"Well, what do you say, do you want to work on the case, or not?" asked Near.
"Umm. Huddle up!" Mello said, grabbing Matt, and sending the two flying through the living room.
"What do we have to discuss, Mello? We both know you don't want to." Said Matt.
"That's what Near thinks, we cannot let Near do that. Thus, we join the case!" said Mello.
Matt stared dumb-founded at his accomplice. Mello marched over to Near.
"Yes! Matt and I will help you." Said Mello.
Near looked up to him. He wasn't very surprised.
"Great, I will send a car for the two of you at noon." Near said. Near left, and Mello slammed the door.
And so the albino calm freaking left the idiotic blonde to fume over another failed attempt, while the careless gamer played Nazi Zombies.
