The
five girls, Haruka, Michiru, Setsuna, Usagi, and Rei, were walking
down the street on the Juban-cho shopping strip, talking and laughing
as Luna ran around at their feet. They passed a bakery on their way
and Usagi held her stomach, retching.
Setsuna:
What's the matter, Usagi?
Haruka:
Yeah, aren't you in the mood to barge inside, eat like a fucking pig,
and embarrass us with your rude and abnormally childish ways?
Usagi:
No...
They kept walking right passed
it.
Usagi: Sorry. It all started that
night when you wanted me to go into that disturbing chat room,
Setsuna.
A smirk spread across
Setsuna's face.
Setsuna: Those are my
kinda people.
Usagi:
Weird...
Michiru:
So what were you?
Usagi:
Afk.
Haruka:
Afk...
Michiru:
What exactly does 'afk' mean, anyway?
Haruka:
After freaking kidding?
They all
chuckled.
Haruka: All fun koalas?
The
laughing died down.
Haruka: Abra
freakin' kadabra?
Michiru:
Riiight...
Michiru turned to the
other girls, starting to say something, when Haruka
interrupted.
Haruka: Front, back,
side to side! Slip an' slide!
Michiru,
Setsuna, Rei, Usagi: STOP!
As they
walked, they passed a large advertisement in a window of the new
sweet shop.
Rei: Hey, you guys, look
at this.
Usagi:
Oh, yummy!
Setsuna:
Sounds like a good idea.
Rei:
It says that since it's the first day open... EVERYTHING IS
FREE!
Michiru:
Let's go!
Luna: You'll all eat so
much, you'll become fat and you won't be able to fight crime
anymore!
Usagi:
SHUT UP, LUNA!
She yelled, kicking
Luna into the middle of the street just as a truck zoomed by.
Usagi:
Now, back to that delicious idea!
Setsuna
stayed behind as they all rushed in. A muffled laugh brewed up inside
her, then she let it out.
Setsuna:
I'll get them when they least expect it.
Suddenly,
Michiru popped in and said,
Michiru:
That's what Emerald said, but she was defeated by CAKE!
Setsuna:
Err... What are you talking about! I didn't say anything!
Michiru:
Okay. Anyway.
Stars
title screen & title music
Sailor
Moon Stars
Trouble
at the Sweet Shop?
Hotaru Can't Pronounce Setsuna's Name!
On
their way inside, Setsuna passed by a cart of food and slipped a
black jewel into it, infecting it all with a spell. The four girls
grabbed their plates and began loading up on cakes from the buffet.
Setsuna went straight over to an empty table and sat down. Michiru,
Rei, Usagi, and Haruka joined her at the table when they were
finished getting their food. Michiru shoved cake into her mouth very
piggishly.
Haruka: I love how you eat
so elegantly, Michiru.
Michiru:
Thanks!
She shouted, spitting crumbs
at everyone. Setsuna smirked.
Setsuna:
Yes, eat your cake...
Rei: Usagi,
just a minute ago you were sick at the sight of this stuff. What
happened?
Usagi:
I changed my descision! Mind your own business, Rei-chan!
She
continued scarfing down her sweet cakes and goodies.
Usagi:
Hey, I'll be right back. I just have to go to the bathroom.
She
said, getting up and going into the ladies room. Just then, Rei began
feeling as though an evil aura was around them somewhere.
Rei:
Whoa! That was a weird feeling!
She
shot up from her seat. She noticed everyone around who was eating the
cake was beginning to have stomach aches.
Rei:
No! Don't eat the cake!
Setsuna:
Why don't you want anyone to eat their sweets?
She
asked, grinning wickedly. Michiru and Haruka kept eating, ignoring
Rei's warning. Rei moved toward Michiru, slapping the cake
away.
Michiru: GAH!
Setsuna:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Michiru stood
up.
Michiru: Yes, what exactly ARE
you doing!
She demanded.
Setsuna:
Stop harassing Michiru! It's not her fault she looks more attractive
eating than you do!
Rei turned to
Setsuna, pointing.
Rei: You're not
Setsuna!
Setsuna:
What are you talking about!
Rei
broke a cake open and showed everyone that the inside was
rotten.
Rei: See!
Michiru
gasped.
Michiru: Oh, my!
Haruka:
All you proved is that the cakes are poorly made. What does that have
to do with Setsuna?
Rei looked at
Setsuna again.
Rei: You're not
Setsuna! You're a fake!
Setsuna began
cackling.
Impostor Setsuna: Now
you're under my spell, Michiru!
Haruka:
What!
Impostor
Setsuna: Michiru took a bite out of my cake! Now she's
mine!
Michiru's eyes became hazy as
if in a trance.
Haruka: Damn your
pride, Michiru!
Setsuna continued
laughing. Everyone in the shop began fainting. Rei flipped backwards
and landed somewhat like Spiderman would. Michiru collapsed to her
knees.
Usagi: I sense danger!
She
shouted, as she sat on the toilet. Usagi got out her communicator and
buzzed Rei.
Rei pulled out her communicator and saw it was
Usagi.
Rei: Where are you!
Usagi:
I'm on the toilet. I have diarreah. I think it's from that nasty
cake!
Rei:
Well, hurry up! We've got a problem!
Setsuna
threw something at Rei and It hit the communicator, blowing it up as
Rei jumped out of the way. A portal opened next to the evil Setsuna.
Inside, the real Setsuna was trapped. Michiru's eyes glowed a deep
red and she jumped up and clung to the ceiling. Her head tilted
toward Rei and spurted foam from her mouth.
Impostor
Setsuna: Kill them, Michiru! NOW!
Michiru
transformed as black sugar twirled around her body, wrapping her
completely, then shooting off in all directions at the senshi,
revealing evil Neptune's ultimate form. Evil Neptune dropped down
from the ceiling and landed in front of Rei, blasting her with her
deathly sweet new attack.
Evil
Neptune: BLACK SUGAR SPRAY!
Rei was
flung backward and slammed against a wall. On the other side of the
room, the bathroom door busted open.
Super
Sailor Moon: Alright! What now!
Impostor
Setsuna: Stupid senshi!
Setsuna
growled. Rei pulled out her henshin rod and held it high above her
head.
Rei: MAAZU... KURISTAAL PAWAA,
MEIKKU APPU!
In a blaze of hot
fire, flaming rigs surrounded Rei's body and from them, formed Super
Sailor Mars' uniform. Super Sailor Moon pointed to the fake Setsuna,
then asked Mars,
Super Sailor Moon:
Who is THAT!
She said, confused.
Suddenly, Hotaru ran up to Super Sailor Moon from out of nowhere and
said,
Hotaru: Seatasuna... She's a
fake!
Then she ran away.
Real
Setsuna: That damn girl NEVER gets my name right!
Haruka
sat and watched everything going on, cheering and clapping.
Evil
Neptune: DEATH BY CHOCOLATE!
Mushy
old poisoned chocolate beams shot toward the senshi.
Super
Sailor Mars: Super Sailor Moon, watch it!
Mars
jumped at Moon and tackled her to the ground, evading the
attack.
Impostor Setsuna: Hahahahaha!
Child's play!
Black lightning sparked
from Setsuna's hands, as she powered up.
Super
Sailor Mars: MAAZU FLAME SNIPAA!
A
fire arrow shot out of nowhere, hitting the false Setsuna. Over in
the far corner of the room, the evil Neptune clenched her throat and
retched. Spewing black fluid from inside her.
Haruka:
Michiru!
She jumped up off her lazy
ass and ran over to her lover.
Super
Sailor Mars: Haruka, move out of the way!
Impostor
Setsuna: If you hit my senshi, you'll destroy your senshi as
well!
Mars posed, spread her legs,
then swung her left arm clockwise around her body, forming a circle
of fire. She extended both arms out sideways, then joined them, as if
her hands, put together, made the shape of a gun. She yelled,
Super
Sailor Mars: BAANINGU MANDALA!
As
rings of fire shot from her finger tips at the possessed Neptune.
Haruka grabbed Neptune and they tumbled out of the way.
Super
Sailor Moon: Stop! Turn Michiru back! Or in the name of the Moon,
I'll punish you!
Suddenly, Michiru's
eyes began to become less hazy and her normal eye colour
returned.
Michiru: Huh? Super Sailor
Moon? What's going on?
Super
Sailor Mars: Michiru! Transform now!
Michiru:
Why? What's going on!
Super Sailor
Mars: NOW!
Michiru nodded. She
reached into her pocket and took out her henshin rod, holding it high
in the air, shouting,
Michiru:
NEPCHUUN PLANETO PAWAA, MEIKKU APPU!
She
finished off with a sexy pose.
Super
Sailor Neptune: Man, I'm hott!
The
three senshi and Haruka stood ready to fight the impostor
Setsuna.
Super Sailor Moon: Haruka,
why don't you transform?
Haruka:
I'm too lazy!
Impostor
Setsuna: Hahaha! Don't come any closer, for I still have complete
control over the real Setsuna! One more step, and I'll kill her!
Real
Setsuna: WAaah!
Super
Sailor Neptune: Let's help put her away, kay, Mars?
Super
Sailor Mars: You got it!
Super
Sailor Neptune: NEPTUNE VIOLIN TIDE!
Super
Sailor Mars: MARS FIRE BIRD, STRIKE!
When
the two attacks joined, and since Neptune's was water and Mars' was
fire, the aquatic attack diminished the fire bird and no harm came to
the fake Setsuna at all.
Imposter
Setsuna: Umm... You guys are pathetic.
Suddenly,
as Super Sailor Moon stepped forward to give her attack a try, she
tripped over a piece of cake on the floor and fell forward, knocking
into the impostor. The fake Setsuna fell backward, and into the
portal in which the real Setsuna was being kept. The real Setsuna
beat the crap out of the fake one and Setsuna came out of the portal.
Just as she did so, it closed behind her, locking the evil version in
the portal forever.
Super Sailor
Neptune: And what was today's moral?
Super
Sailor Moon: Umm... Never trust Setsuna?
Setsuna:
Hey!
Super
Sailor Mars: Never eat cake?
Super
Sailor Moon gasped.
Super
Sailor Moon: Shut your mouth, Rei-chan!
Haruka:
Well, I learned that in the end, Usagi's clumsiness took a turn for
the best in this case.
Setsuna:
She's a flake alright!
Super
Sailor Moon: WAaah!
THE END
