I found the face on the poster quite attractive. Captivating eyes framed by eyelashes with just enough eyeliner. The eye shadow was also a good choice, and along with the lip gloss made the face look positively alluring. The hair was thick, and the feather was at just the right angle to make the face look a little coy (and therefore utterly irresistible).
Yes, if not for the garishly tacky reward posted underneath the photo, it would make a marvelous addition to my wall. The word 'wanted', in tasteful black, written above the photo on the other hand, tempted me to steal it regardless. By far it was the best present sent to me yet.
'Wanted for cheating, gambling, indecency in public, and thievery.' The poster said. I have never cheated anybody, mind you, Baku is just a big crybaby. And they only put gambling on there because I win at the chocobo races. Indecency? It's not my fault I look this good, and they should thank me for sharing this fabulous body with them. Kinda surprised they didn't put 'drunkenness' on there, I must admit.
As for thievery? I only stole because that retarded monkey-boy said it was fun. So we snuck into a convenience store in the dead of night. Did you know those things are open 24/7? Well they are. Zidane neglected to mention this, and so I, naïve and beautiful, was caught red-handed holding my bag of loot (popsicles, lollipops and BBQ flavored potato chips) when the employee came back from the bathroom. While the clerk was calling the police about the drop dead sexy burglar, guess who got away. Yes, the little ingrate ran off (with all the cash, I may add) while I was getting arrested. He planned it, I swear.
On top of all that the reward was far too low. I'll have you know I am worth at least 10,000 gil. Not some measly 500. That's just rude.
My name is Kuja, undeniably the sexiest creature in existence, and I am now a wanted man.
Notice I said man. The inmate I am sharing a cell with obviously is not aware of that.
But my tragic imprisonment is another tale…
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I don't own Final Fantasy…or anything else referenced in this story.
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