Michiru
flicked her hair back as she stood upon the stage of the old concert
hall. As Michiru concluded her pause and resumed palying her violin,
Haruka walked in, juggling a lemon in her left hand.
Michiru:
It's so peaceful here.
She said, as
she played one of her infamous pieces from Sailor Moon S.
Haruka sat down in a seat in the front row of the auditorium.
Hotaru walked down the street carrying a purple balloon.
Michiru:
Haruka?
Haruka looked up. Michiru
continued playing her ballad.
Michiru:
Do you like the way I play my violin?
She
bobbed up and down, bouncing all around, walking like a retard as she
sang.
Hotaru: I am a boobie, hear me
sing! La la la la pizza! La la la la rocks! La la la la Hairballs!
La la la la socks!
Haruka:
Yes, it's... Wonderful...
Michiru
jerked the violin up and messed up purposly. Haruka twiched.
Michiru:
Do you like it now?
Haruka sighed,
bored.
Haruka: Yes...
Michiru:
Haruka!
The butch blonde haired...
person caught the lemon and held it firmly in her hand, looking up at
Michiru.
Michiru: You don't care for
me!
Haruka:
Why are you sayin' that, Michi?
Hotaru
was standing outside of the concert hall picking her nose, when
suddenly, she heard horrible violin playing and loud arguing.
Hotaru:
Hi!
Michiru:
Hello, Hotaru!
Hotaru:
Hi!
Michiru:
Uhh, hello...
Hotaru:
Hi!
Haruka:
Ugh! Will you shut up already!
She
got up and clenched the lemon in her hand as she stood, looking
bored.
Hotaru: Hello,
Michiru-san.
Ignoring the highly
repetitive little girl, Michiru hopped off the edge of the
stage.
Michiru: Well, I'll be on my
way now. I've been here since six a.m. every morning all
week.
Haruka:
Nerd.
Michiru walked up the isle
toward the exit, unknowingly leaving her violin (and Haruka)
behind.
Hotaru: Hello,
Haruka-san!
Haruka grabbed the violin
and dashed out of the concert hall after Michiru. Hotaru hung her
head and sighed.
Stars
title music & title screen
Sailor
Moon Stars
Lesbians! Calculations! Preppiness!
&
Sarcasm, of Course!
Haruka
chased Michiru with the violin. Michiru stomped off down the street,
trying to get away from her rude girlfriend. She tried her best to
act like she didn't hear Haruka calling her. As she passed by the
park, she spotted Usagi sitting on the same old park bench, looking
lonely as Hell.
Usagi: There was
pretty little Usagi-chan. Sitting all alone on a bench, feeding the
birds with some bag of seeds as she waits for her dear Mamo-chan's
arrival, senshing he wouldn't show - As always.
She
sighed and stared at the birds eating.
Michiru:
Click Hello there, buns head. What are you doing here all
alone?
Usagi looked up at the
beautiful gay woman.
Usagi: I'm just
sitting here talking to myself...
Michiru
giggled and sat down next to Usagi. Hotaru approached them with a
giant grin upon her face.
Hotaru:
Hi!
Michiru:
Hotaru-chan... Hi again.
Hotaru sat
beside Michiru, tying her purple balloon to the bench.
Hotaru:
Hi.
Michiru sighed and put her hand
over her face.
Michiru: Tis a cruel,
cruel God...
Haruka:
You say somethin', Michi?
Michiru:
What, did you all follow me!
Usagi
threw more seeds at the ground, watching the birds run up and pick at
the food.
Michiru: Hey, Usagi-chan,
do you think some ice... Cream would cheer you up?
Usagi
perked up and turned to Michiru.
Michiru:
My treat.
Usagi:
Really! Sure! Ice cream always cheers me up!
Hotaru:
Wow, I love ice cream! Wowie!
Haruka:
Michi, don't go spendin' all my money on them!
Michiru:
Well, I only offered it to Usagi-chan. Hotaru-chan just
assumed I invited her.
Haruka:
So you're cheating on me then!
Michiru:
If you can do it, so can I!
Haruka:
Ho!
Michiru:
Bitch!
Haruka:
Don't call me a Bitch, you Bitch back!
Usagi
slowly went off with them, taking the bag of seeds with her. Behind
her, Usagi could hear the birds snickering and plotting. She turned
around and saw thousands upon thousands of birds standing there with
hungry looks on their faces. Suddenly, the birds flew at Usagi's
head, attacking her hair as she cried, running around in circles,
yelling and screaming.
Usagi:
AAHHH! BIRDS!
Hotaru:
Usagi-san!
She yelled, as she saw
Usagi being attacked by birds.
Hotaru:
Sailor Pluto gave me this balloon! It is purple! Do you like it,
Usagi-san?
Michiru stopped arguing
with Haruka and saw what was going on. She quickly snatched the
balloon out of Hotaru's hand and began beating the crazy
birds.
Michiru: DIE! DIE!
DIE!
Hotaru:
GIVE ME MY BALLOON!
She continued
to smack the birds furiously.
Ami:
According to my calculations, the birds are after the bag of
seeds.
Everyone turned to Ami and
looked at her with a confused expression on their faces. She closed
her little computer, than ran away. Usagi tossed the bag of seeds and
the birds flocked to it's new location. Usagi stood silently,
breathing heavily; her eyes widened and her hair all messed
up.
Usagi: OO
Haruka:
Usagi-chan... What the hell just happened!
Usagi
blinked and sighed, scratching the back of her head as she undid her
hair and combed it back with her fingers. She tied her hair back in
meatballs. There was a crowd of people staring at her and Usagi waved
her fist at them, shouting,
Usagi:
What, you want some of this!
All of
a sudden, Hotaru began coughing uncontrolably.
Hotaru:
I need my medicine!
Michiru reached
into her pocket and pulled out various random pills. She didn't know
what was what, so she just handed them all to Hotaru. Hotaru scooped
them up from Michiru's hand and swallowed each one.
Haruka:
Those were poison capsules. Now you will die!
She
said, in hopes of scaring Hotaru.
Hotaru:
WHAAT!
Michiru:
Actually, I'm not sure what they were exactaly, so, you might not
die. But more than likely, you will.
Usagi:
Michiru-san, you really need to stop hanging around Hotaru-chan.
You're starting to talk like her.
Haruka:
Yeah, I know. What's up with that, Michi!
They
all turned to Michiru, waiting for her reply.
Michiru:
It's not my fault! She just follows me all the time!
She
exclaimed, staring at Hotaru.
Hotaru:
Can I have my balloon back?
Michiru
then looked down realized she was holding a deflated balloon in her
hand.
Michiru: Oh, dear...
Hotaru:
WAAAH!
Haruka:
Great. Now I have to listen to this?
Michiru:
No one asked you to follow me! Any of you!
Hotaru:
WAAAAAAH!
Usagi:
Uhh, jeez, you're loud...
Michiru:
Hotaru-chan, calm down! We can get you a new one!
Haruka
crossed her arms.
Haruka: More of my
hard-earned money down the drain...
Michiru:
Haruka, shut up!
Haruka:
She has a father, you know! You don't always have to act like her
mom!
Hotaru:
Can you get me a purple one?
Michiru:
No.
Hotaru:
Why?
Michiru:
Because I changed my mind. Haruka's right. And besides, I really
don't like you.
Usagi approached
Michiru.
Usagi: So, are we gonna get
that ice cream anytime soon? 'Cuz at the rate we're going at now,
I'll be a billion years old by the time we actually get it.
Haruka:
Dumpling doofus is right. Let's go already!
They
all looked over to Hotaru, who was staring at them with a blank
expression on her face.
Michiru:
We're done with you. So, if you'll just go away now...
She
said, waving Hotaru away as they walked down the path leading out of
the park. As they reached the exit, an ice cream truck drove by,
ringing. Usagi's eyes grew bigger than her body and she chased after
it as it suddenly sped up.
Usagi: ICE
CREAM!
Just then, the ice cream
truck stopped short and Usagi crashed into the back of it.
Michiru:
What a ditz!
Usagi peeled herself off
of the vehicle and tended to her fresh boo-boos. The driver saw she
was detatched from the truck and he drove off, laughing.
Usagi:
God darnit!
She yelled, waving her
fist in the air. Determined to get her ice cream, Usagi resumed
chasing after the evil kid-torturing ice cream man. Michiru and
Haruka were about to go inside the ice cream shop, when Chibi-usa
came over, riding her scooter.
Chibi-usa:
Hi! Look what I found!
Haruka:
Scooters are so gay!
Chibi-usa:
You shouldn't be talking!
Haruka
picked up Chibi-usa and threw her into a convertible which happened
to be parked on the curb. Haruka ran over to the driver's side and
quickly fixed the wires under the steering wheel, hotwiring the
car.
Haruka: Drive!
Chibi-usa
stared at Haruka, confused.
Haruka:
DRIVE!
Chibi-usa shrugged her
shoulders and stepped on the gas. The car sped down the street and
she was gone.
Michiru: Why did you do
that?
Haruka:
Because I felt like it!
Michiru:
Well, whatever. I'm not hungry for ice cream anymore.
Haruka's
face turned red.
Haruka: I'm so sick
of this ice cream shit! That's kid shit! Let's get some beer!
Michiru
agreed and they both went into the bar next door.
As it just
so happened, that very day, Rei was feeling a bit shitty, so she
decided to drown her sorrows in some alchohol. She walked into the
in-town pub, only to find Michiru getting drunk. She walked up to the
blue-haired lesbian.
Rei: Well?
Michiru:
Explain.
Rei:
Can I take advantage of a drunk woman?
Michiru:
I don't see why not... And there's two of us.
Haruka
peeked out from behind Michiru and waved.
Rei:
Didn't see you there, Haruka-san.
Haruka:
Heh heh!
Rei:
I was joking anyway...
Rei sat down
on the bar stool to the left of Michiru.
Michiru:
I know.
Rei:
EWWWW! You did not!
Michiru
chuckled.
Michiru: Yes I did.
Moron...
Rei:
Suuuure. I bet you were waiting for it!
Haruka
pulled out her small Mp3 player and put on her headphones.
Haruka:
Listening to "La Soldier."
Michiru:
YAY! Hello all you cuties and non-cuties! And welcome to one of the
largest lala archives on the purdynet! Hehehe!
Haruka:
Hmmm?
Haruka and Rei stared at
Michiru, confused.
Michiru: Ooh, but
wait! Michiru not only has a lot of pretty songs, but a lot of
pretty lyrics as well!
Rei:
Ummm?
Michiru:
...Gee, you know, it's really very yay that Michiru has the privilege
of taking care of a purdy section such as this...
Haruka:
Who said that?
Michiru:
...So Michiru will do her best to act as your cutie guide!
Rei:
Haruka-san, can you please tell her to stop referring to herself in
the third person?
Michiru:
Now, because it's easy to get lost and dizzy, make sure you listen to
all that Michiru has to tell you. Because if you don't, Michiru will
bite the pretties (or non-pretties) off you!
Everyone
in the bar stopped what they were doing and looked at
Michiru.
Michiru: ...Aww, Michiru
takes that back, she'd never do anything to hurt a cutie's beautiful
pretties. Not in a million years! Ahh, pretties...
Haruka:
Err... Yes...
Then everyone went back
to doing what they had been doing before.
Michiru:
Umm, what was Michiru talking about..? Oh, that's right!
Michiru was about to tell you what to do to find the lalas! Okie,
there's a yay list of different anime purdies to the right...
Michiru
swung her arm straight to the right and whacked Haruka in the
face.
Michiru: Pick the one you'd
like a tune from, clickitty-click it, and that will take you to
them! Once there,
She then swung her
other arm to her left and hit Rei in the head.
Michiru:
...Choose the lala you want and click on the 'GO!' left of the song's
title to start the yayloading!
Hehehe!
She
spun around on her bar stool and shouted,
Michiru:
There are still over two purdybytes of lalas for you to yayload, so
have fun-fun!
Once again, Everyone
stared at her. Rei and Haruka looked at each other, then walked out
of the pub, leaving Michiru behind to make a fool of herself.
Outside, Haruka and Rei said goodbye. And after, Haruka gave Rei a
surprise wedgie, then ran off. Rei fixed herself, then noticed Makoto
and Minako walking out of a video store just a little ways
away.
Makoto: I just rented
'Moulin Rouge' with Ewan McGregor!
She
yelled happily, as she hugged the video tightly.
Minako:
EEW!in McGregor?
Makoto:
Stop making fun of him!
Minako:
He is like the ugliest guy in the world! How can you like him,
Mako-chan!
Makoto:
And I suppose Paul Walker is hot?
Minako:
OH MY GOD he is!
She said,
defensively. Makoto rolled her eyes.
Makoto:
So, what did you buy?
Minako pulled
out a child-sized plush toy of Chibi Chibi from behind her
back.
Minako: Isn't it like the
cutest thing you've ever seen!
Chibi
Chibi blinked.
Chibi Chibi:
Chibi..?
Minako:
AHH!
She screamed, dropping Chibi
Chibi to the ground. She landed on her butt and sat on the concrete
sidewalk.
Makoto: Holy crap, it's the
real thing!
They both stared at her
with stupid expressions on their faces.
Chibi
Chibi: Chibi! Chibi!
The small girl
whined. Rei then walked over.
Rei:
Sup, homos!
Makoto and Minako
directed their attentions from Chibi Chibi to Rei, and looked at her
in a really weird way.
Rei: I mean
'homies'!
Chibi Chibi got up off her
butt and pointed at Rei, with her other hand on her hip.
Chibi
Chibi: I'm gonna mess up your room and you're gonna have to clean it
up all by yourself!
Rei:
You know what! You don't have to be a little mean person and not
answer the phone! I have stuff to do! You go an' wastin' my time! I
hate everything you do! Everything! Everything you do!
Chibi
Chibi stood, speechless, as did Minako and Makoto.
Rei:
I have to go home and pray at the fire!
Then
she stormed off. Makoto turned to Minako.
Makoto:
This is all your fault, you know.
Minako:
Mine! Like, how is it my fault!
She
snapped back.
Makoto: If you just
rented a Ewan McGregor movie, none of this would've happened.
Minako:
I would like, NEVER rent a EEW!in McGregor movie! EVER!
Makoto:
That's because you're a bitch!
Minako:
Well, you're a bitchier bitch!
After
a while, Chibi Chibi got tired of their bitching and walked away. She
walked and walked. Then she walked some more. Chibi Chibi walked
until she reached the subarbs and came across Setsuna's house. She
knew it was Setsuna's house because Setsuna was taking the garbage
out at that very moment.
Chibi Chibi:
Chibi!
Setsuna didn't see Chibi
Chibi and tripped over her.
Setsuna:
Holy Sh-!
The garbage bag flew from
her hands and she went face down on the driveway. Chibi Chibi jumped
on Setsuna's back and hopped up and down, crazily. Setsuna picked up
her head and tears streamed down her face.
Setsuna:
Bwaa...
Chibi
Chibi: HE HE HE HE HE!
Just then,
Rei's grandpa came out of Setsuna's house and called out to
her.
Grandpa: Baby? Britney Spears is
on!
Setsuna jumped up and Chibi Chibi
flew off of her, being thrown into the bushes nearby. She ran inside
and slammed the door behind her. Rei's grandpa was still
outside.
Grandpa: Honey? The door's
locked.
He called, pounding on the
door. Setsuna could be heard inside.
Setsuna:
Go away! You're time is up!
Grandpa:
But, I could pay you more!
Setsuna:
Your dirty money's no good here!
Grandpa:
But, it was always good before!
The
door swung open and a raging Setsuna grabbed Rei's grandpa by the
neck and held him in the air.
Setsuna:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I'M TRYING TO WATCH BRITNEY SPEARS!
She
threw him down and went back inside. Chibi Chibi, who was still in
the bushes, saw Rei's grandpa lurch away from the house. She freed
herself and walked up to the house. Chibi Chibi peered into the front
window and saw Setsuna dancing in her living room to Britney Spears'
new music video.
Setsuna: You're toxic, I'm slippin' undaa!
Meanwhile,
back in front of the video store,
Minako:
Oh my god, Mako-chan! You like the worst movies!
Makoto:
How dare you call 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' bad! It's
classic!
Minako:
'Bring It On' is classicer!
Makoto
then jumped on Minako and began beating the crap out of her.
Minako:
Oh my god! Like, get off me, you dyke!
She
managed to get free of Makoto's grasp before any damage could be done
and Minako backed away.
Minako: Like,
gimme a 'D'! Gimme a 'Y'! Gimme a 'K'! Gimme a 'E'! What does it
like, spell? Mako-chan!
Just as
Makoto was about to attack again, her cell phone rang. It was
Chibi-usa.
Chibi-usa: Yo, wut up wit
da bling bling, git. Comin' by in my hott new ride an' I'm pickin'
you up.
Minako:
Like, was that one of your girlfriends?
Makoto:
Far from it!
Minako:
Well then, like, who was it then?
Makoto:
Oddly enough, it sounded like Chibi-usa.
A
red convertible barreled down the street and zoomed towards
them.
Minako: Like, AAAHH!
She
yelled, running out of the way. Chibi-usa pulled onto the sidewalk in
the stolen car and took off her shades.
Chibi-usa:
Sup, white girrl.
Makoto blinked,
then looked behind her at Minako, who was standing behind a
bench.
Minako: Like, you almost hit
me!
Chibi-usa:
Yeah? Whatchoo gon' do 'bout it?
Minako
came out from behind the bench and went into cheerleader
pose.
Minako: Gimme a 'B'! Gimme an
'I'!..
Chibi-usa:
What she be doin' ova derr?
Makoto:
Holy crap, we'll be here all day!
Makoto
jumped in the car.
Makoto: To the Bat
Cave!
She yelled, pointing straight
ahead. Chibi-usa floored it and the car sped off. Minako chased
after, calling to them.
Minako: Like,
I wasn't finished yet!
Setsuna:
It's gettin' late to give you up! I took a sip from my Devil's
cup!
She dropped down to the floor,
then crawled toward the television like a sexy cat. Chibi Chibi stood
outside, gazing in at her through the window.
Chibi
Chibi: Chibi?
She asked herself,
looking on, confused. Behind Chibi Chibi, an ice cream truck sped by,
Usagi still chasing after it, screaming various curses.
Minako
looked around.
Minako: Like, where
did my plush toy go!
She crossed her
arms and stamped her foot.
Minako:
Ugh! I like spent one whole dollar on that thing!
Ami
came running up from out of nowhere and began typing away at her mini
computer as she stood at Minako's side.
Ami:
My computer says that you're Chibi Chibi is at Setsuna-san's
house!
Minako raised her eyebrow and
pushed Ami away, backing up.
Minako:
Like, get away from me, freak.
Ami
moved back to Minako's side and grabbed her butt.
Minako:
AAHHH! Total dyke alert!
Ami
stared at Minako, drooling all over herself.
Minako:
Like, oh my god, what is your problem!
Ami:
I'm not very pretty and no one likes me! Wanna have sex?
Minako:
COOKIES SHAPED LIKE LIPS!
Ami typed
Minako's answer into her computer.
Ami:
My calculations tell me that the extrication of integers within the
radius of a perfect square represent the meaning that the
hypothetical theory of lattitude was measured by the six sides of an
isocilies triangle, leading to the preception and conception that the
conclusion of the thesis was tied to the end of a station wagon going
three thousand miles an hour at the speed of light. Therefore saying
that it was all in one's mind and not really existing.
Ami
began to shake and make unnatural sizzling noises. Minako's eyes
widened and a look of complete horror came across her face. She
covered her ears and backed away from Ami.
Ami:
I have proved my theory by simply dividing both sides of Sesame
Street leaned towards Manhattan, crossing the Delaware and at the
same time, mixing a milkshake!
Her
body spazzed frequently and her head rattled. She turned to Minako,
who was pinned against the brick wall by Ami's scary
explanation.
Ami: Give an example of
ten french fries! Your work will be collected and screwed! If you
have already blinked once today, that means you are not allowed to
ANYMORE!
Suddenly, Ami's head
exploded into a billion pieces. Brains and blood flew everywhere.
Most landed on Minako.
Minako:
AAAIIIEEEE! Like! Oh my god totally gross-me-out uber
nastiness!
She screamed, waving her
hands everywhere and running back inside the video store.
Blockbuster
Guy: Umahumufumum...
Minako scoffed,
rolled her eyes, and walked to the end of the store, hoping to find
an exit at the back. Unfortunately, she found out there wasn't. As
she was about to go back out the front entrance in hopes that the Ami
pieces ceased raining, Hotaru walked in. The creepy Blockbuster
employee eyed her up and licked his lips. Hotaru gave weird eyes to
him, then went into the Animé video section. Minako passed the
Animé isle on her way out and saw Hotaru looking over the
Sailor Moon S DVDs. Hotaru jumped at Minako when she noticed
her.
Hotaru: I have a question.
Tch.
She said, standing in Minako's
way.
Minako: Look, I really don't
have time to sit and be annoyed by you. I have like, Cheerleader
practice soon!
Hotaru:
Oh, it'll only take a second, just a second.
She
said, rocking back and forth, then stood silently.
Minako:
Well, ask me already!
Hotaru:
Oh, you want me to ask you now? Tch.
Minako
rolled her eyes.
Minako: No, I want
you to tell me five minutes ago.
Hotaru:
Tch.
She looked over the two DVDs she
had in her hands. Minako made a face, then tried to walk past her.
Once again, Hotaru stepped in front of her.
Hotaru:
Which one am I in? Heart Collection 5 or 6?
Minako:
Like, how should I know!
Hotaru:
Tch. Isn't it true that I'm your age and I go to high school?
Minako:
Like, why are you asking me all of these stupid questions!
Hotaru:
So, I'm in Heart Collection 5? Or 4?
Minako:
O-M-G!
Hotaru:
Oh em gee? Tch. Is that the Heart Collection I'm in?
Minako
was sick and tired of Hotaru's crap, so she slapped her across the
face, then picked her up and ran her at the front counter, throwing
her at the loser Blockbuster guy. He dived out of the way just as
Hotaru crashed behind the desk. She walked toward the exit, but then
remembered.
Minako: Oops! Before I
like, go, I like, have to get a new Chibi Chibi plushy.
She
turned around and hurridly went back to the end of the store to find
another Chibi Chibi plush doll. She accidentaly wound up in the wrong
section and simply could not find the basket filled with Sailor Moon
character dolls. But what she did find was that the whole back wall
of the video store was filled with fetish pono movies. She didn't
know what it was, but she gasped when she saw the pictures on each of
the covers.
Minako: Like,
DISGUSTING!
As she turned to walk
out of the isle, she bumped into the creepy dorky Blockbuster
guy.
Minako: Like, watch where you're
going, nerd!
Blockbuster
Guy: So, you're into fetish porn?
Minako:
Excuse me!
Blockbuster Guy: You
know, S & M and bondage.
Minako:
What are you talking about!
Blockbuster
Guy: I wouldnt've pegged you to be a horny sex-crazy person. You
really don't look like it.
Minako:
Flattery will get you nowhere!
Blockbuster
Guy: Well, just the same, I don't believe you're into all
this.
Minako: Oh yeah? Well, like,
what if I am! As a matter of fact, I enjoy playing bondage and doing
M & M's!
Blockbuster
Guy: M & M's?
Minako: That's
right!
She
yelled, going over and grabbing a video off of the shelf.
Minako:
Now, like, get outta my way!
And with
that, Minako stormed out of the video store. Just then, Hotaru popped
up from behind the counter.
Hotaru:
Does she not like me? She always makes me feel so bad! I think I'll
write her a twenty page letter telling her how I feel!
The
red vehicle sped down the street. A huge pink 'do blew in the rushing
wind.
Chibi-usa: Yo, what movies you
be rentin', dawg?
Makoto:
Umm, I rented two Ewan McGregor movies. 'Moulin Rouge' and his
newest movie, 'I'm An Ugly Fuckin' Idiot'. It's his
autobiography.
Chibi-usa:
'I'm An Ugly Fuckin' Idiot'?
Makoto:
Yeah, it's about Ewan McGregor watching paint dry in the nude, while
every so often, flashing his willy around and randomly shouting "I'm
doin' it for the sisters!"
Chibi-usa:
That be soundin' boring as all hell! Mako-chan, is derr somethin'
wrong witchu?
Makoto: I'm terribly in
love with Ewan McGregor!
She happily
said, blushing. Chibi-usa gave Makoto a suspicious face, then went
back to driving like a crazy idiot.
Chibi-usa:
I can't see over the wheel.
Makoto
dreamily looked on at her passing surroundings. The car approached a
Movie theater and Makoto snapped out of her zone.
Makoto:
SECRET WINDOW!
She sprang up out
of her seat and stood up, pointing at the giant movie
billboard.
Chibi-usa: Shit,
Mako-chan, sit the fuck down!
Makoto:
MUST SEE! SECRET WINDOW!
She
suddenly climbed over the door and jumped out of the car while it was
still in motion. Without falling, Makoto successfully exited the
vehicle without slipping or falling as she jetted toward the cinema
building.
