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Shrek was sad. He couldn't dab as hard as he wanted that day. Of course, his dabs were still very powerful. The force of his dabs rippled the earth, but he couldn't create black holes. The government forbade Shrek to ever dab that powerful again.

The green ogre got out of bed, grabbing one of his children on the way to a mud bath. He proceeded to drown the child as he closed his eyes and listened to his grandfather Shronk's kind words he said before he passed.

"Listen me boi Shrek, I just injected heroin into my eyes. Come here so I teach you the ways of yeet it." Shrek never forgot those words. Shrek never forgets. Once the child stopped breathing, Shrek saw no reason to waste such good cuisine, so he dug in.

After a nice meal, Shrek rubbed his tummy in pleasure and walked back to his wife, who greeted him.

"Get the fuck out! The restraining order states you can't be within 15 feet ofthe house." Shrek responds.

"Shut up bitch, at least I didn't burn the toast." He grabbed her by the head and snapped her neck furiously, as he saw the toast was still burnt. As Shrek ate the toast bitterly, he looked back to Donkey staring at the dead body of Shrek's wife.

"Pathetic." Donkey said with no emotion. His eyes were glazed over by the torture Shrek instilled upon him earlier that week. Shrek looked into Donkey's dead eyes.

"H-U-N-G-R-Y?" Shrek echoes.

Donkey knelt down and began to slowly feast upon her flesh.

Rumpelstiltskin appeared suddenly, yelling furiously in anger as Shrek looks at him. The ogre peers at the short man.

"You are a man with nothing left. Your life has been a waste. You are dead inside, just like me, and you will die alone. Just like me." Shrek opened his hands to welcome Rump to the Void. Rumple appears afraid. Shrek notices his concerns and offers a comforting rub on the penis.

"I know you are scared. But it will be okay. You just need to let me in."

Rumple tentatively grabs Shrek's hands and the Ogre leads him to the void. Rumple fears the stress of life washing away. He was okay. he was in bliss. Then he noticed the Farquaad in the corner, yelling:

"E!" Over and over again. Rumple goes to turn back. Shrek stops him.

"Oh no no." Shrek wags his finger. "You made the choice. This is your home now."

The doors close and darkness envelopes them. SHREK 5 appears in red and slowly fades away as the next scene starts.