KOTH/King of the Hill

Episode: Dale Vader

I'd like to say that I do not own King of the Hill, and that it's my first Hill fic, so I hope you all enjoy it.

Today was an ordinary day. Hank and his friends, Dale, Boomhauer, and Bill were out at Hank's fence doing their usual stuff, which was drinking beer. "Yup." Hank said. "Yup." Dale added. "Yup." Bill continued. "Uh hum." Boomhauer hummed.

"I hope Arlen wins again." Hank stated. "I sure miss the good old days." He added. His friends agreed. Then Bobby came and told his Dad some wonderful news. "Dad. Dad. George Lucas and the stars of Star Wars Episode III, and all the original stars of the old Star Wars trilogy are coming to Arlen, in order to promote the movie, and watch your propane convention at Strickland's Propane." Bobby said excitingly.

"Boy, I've always liked Star Wars." Hank said. "I always use to think of myself as Luke Skywalker when I went out on the football field to play." Hank added. "Yeah, it was cool." Bill added. "You know dang well that that movie was cool man. I liked Han Solo, in a dang nabbin good way man. He was my inspiration for the getting chicks man." Boomerhauer stated happily.

"I liked it too." Dale sneered. "I've always liked Darth Vader." He added sneeringly. "What? You gotta to be kidding me Dale, he was the bad guy." Hank stated in a surprised tone. "Man, he reminded me of myself. He embodies everything that I am." Dale explained. "He was a good guy, before he turned ugly. He was handsome and cool. He even had a girl, who loved him, all until Palpatine made him turned against his Jedi buddies, his friends, his wife/girl, and his mentor, friend, and brother Obi-Wan Kenobi." Dale added.

"Yeah, I do agree with you there Dale, but it's really sad that he was Luke's father, but yet he was bad." Hank said. "I know, and that's what I liked about him." Dale added sneeringly. "The new prequel trilogy is good, but not as perfect as the good old Trilogy." Hank added. "Right." Dale stated sarcastically.

"Thanks for the news son." Hank said. "Your welcome." Bobby said happily. "And Dad, when you're finished, I need you to meet me in my room, to tell you, and only you something." Bobby added. "Alright son, now go inside and help your mother." Hank ordered gently. "Yes sir." Bobby said.

"I am so happy that my boy is starting to like things other that comedy." Hank said in a grateful tone. "I agree. I definitely need to drink another beer." Dale said. "You can have the rest of the cans, if you want them Dale." Hank added. "I do." Dale sneered. Then Hank went into his house.

After that Dale drank until he got drunk. While Dale was getting drunk, Hank met up with Bobby in Bobby's room, and Bobby told him one of the biggest surprises that Hank had ever heard. "Dad, I have tickets for you, me, and Mom to go see the new Star Wars movie." Bobby said. "That's great boy. I'll tell Peg immediately." Hank stated.

"Okay, you can tell mom, but I want you to surprise your friends with their tickets to the movie." Bobby added. "Okay, I promise not to tell Dale, Bill, and Boomhauer about this." Hank pleaded. "Good." Bobby said. "I love you Dad." "I love you to son." Hank said.

Then they went to sleep. But while Hank and the others slept peacefully, Dale had the most fun, but terrible dream in his sleep.