"Hey! Wha- you wanna' fight me?"

Germany gave a weak smile. "East. You've had too much to drink."

"No! I'm good!" He stated almost proudly, taking another long chug from his glass. Pounding the beer on the table, he looked, crudely, back at his brother. "What's with that face...? You wanna stop me?"

Prussia was, absolutely, flat out drunk. His speech was slurred, and his posture was slouched. "Brother... You're done." He reached to take his brothers beer.

"Hey! That's mine..." He pulled it back into his arms. "Kessseese... I should beat you up for trying and taking my beer!"

Prussia stood from his seat, stumbling a bit. "Come at me, bruder!" He started toward Germany. Unfortunately, his leg got caught on his chair, and he fell to the floor, face first.

Germany put minimal effort into looking back at the drunkard.

"I'm just gettin' started! You're either scared or stupid!" He fell silent for a moment, deep in thought. "Ha- You're both! Pfff- Ahahahaha!" He feel back in laughter.

"... I should probably get you home..." Germany said to himself more than to anyone else. He wasn't necessarily mad at his brother for getting like this; he found the situation to be rather funny, actually (It's not like he hadn't been in the same situation before, but he usually handles being drunk better than Prussia).

"You know what? You can't even take me! I'm way stronger than you! Check it out!" He attempted to roll his shirt sleeve up so he could properly show off his muscles, but it proved too difficult, so he tried to remove his entire shirt instead.

"Bruder! Stop it... Let's go home." Prussia stopped halfway threw when he heard Germanys voice.

He had his shirt pulled over his head, as far as he could get it. "No! I told- YAH!" He was lifted over his brothers shoulder and brought out of the bar. "H-hey! Don't you know who I am? You can't do this to me because... Hey! Are you even listening? Your ears full of potatoes or somethin'?" He would have checked to see if he didn't have his face covered.

Germany laughed silently to himself as he called out to a cab to take them both home.