Kim hears someone at the door to her room, which is bathed in shadows. "Ron?"

The figure steps out of the shadows, revealing none other than Shego. "No Kim, it's Shego." She approaches Kim with the confidence only a thief could have. "I love you. I have always loved you."

Shego throws her arms around a surprised Kim, kissing her passionately. Kim quickly melts into the kiss, wrapping her arms around Shego.

After a few seconds, a look of confusion and sadness crosses Kim's face, and she puts her arms on Shego's shoulders, pushing her away. She looks into Shego's eyes, an infinite sadness reflected there, "It's wrong, Shego. Oh, it would be sweet for a while," Kim looks away. "But in the back of our minds, we'd know that I'm a hero, and you're a villain."

Kim meets Shego's eyes again, watching Shego try to hide her pleading look.

Shego speaks up, arguing, "In another city, we could be anyone we want."

Kim puts finger over Shego's lips, silencing her. Kim looks impossibly hurt to see such an expression on her enemies face. "Go," she pauses, looking away and squeezing her eyes shut. "Go now, before I beg you to stay."

Kim pushes her off and crosses arms, keeping her head turned away and her eyes shut.

Shego gives her one last look before turning and leaving, her head down in shame and sorrow.

Kim looks after her retreating form, eyes watching the hunched back of a once proud woman. She can feel the sadness on her face and in her eyes.

Bonnie Tyler's Total Eclipse of the Heart starts playing somewhere in the background.


Wat.

This needed to happen. There's been a lot of unedited and unrevised stuff on this site lately, and not just this fandom. Get your shit together people. Fixing spelling should be something that isn't necessary (though in a large, well written fic, a spelling error isn't so bad). You're not bad writers, just fix your shit. Don't be offended, and if you are, you should be offended that you're offended. Mindfuck.

PS. If you know where this is from, internet cookies for you.


Edit! Guys, don't take this story too seriously. It's a crackfic for a reason. Also, I used Total Eclipse of the Heart because it's the cheesiest song I could think of. This ficlet was created just so you could laugh at it, or think it was terrible. I am for KiGo stories, I just needed to write something horrible.