How to Annoy Jacob Black
Tell him you rolled his father down a hill
Tell him "Bella never dated you, Na na na na na na."
Challenge him to a race
Tell him Nessie never loved him
Tell him Bella never liked him
Give him a wolf costume for Halloween
Tell him Bella only married Edward to make you jealous
Tell him to take a shower
Tell him to keep his shirt on
Tell him Sam or another wolf raped Nessie
Shave his hair off
Make him wear a tux
Make him wear a tie
Tell him Nessie is dating another guy (love triangle-sound familiar)
Tell him Bella only kissed him to shut him up
Tell him Bella and Edward are running away with Nessie
Hit him with a crowbar
Get into a fight with him then tell Nessie on him
Get him a mood ring
Paint his nails pink
Break his motor bike
Smash his garage
Smash his Rabbit
Tell him Bella's not allowed to hang out with him anymore
Tell him that Nessie is pregnant and it's not his
Tell him that Nessie is pregnant and it's his
Give him a bone
Give him a chew toy
Bounce a ball in front of him and then through it off a cliff
Tel him to go fetch
Make Edward take him to the vet because he has fleas
Feed him dog food
Tell him to go to Edward's home and there are wolves' heads on the wall.
