How to Annoy Jacob Black

Tell him you rolled his father down a hill

Tell him "Bella never dated you, Na na na na na na."

Challenge him to a race

Tell him Nessie never loved him

Tell him Bella never liked him

Give him a wolf costume for Halloween

Tell him Bella only married Edward to make you jealous

Tell him to take a shower

Tell him to keep his shirt on

Tell him Sam or another wolf raped Nessie

Shave his hair off

Make him wear a tux

Make him wear a tie

Tell him Nessie is dating another guy (love triangle-sound familiar)

Tell him Bella only kissed him to shut him up

Tell him Bella and Edward are running away with Nessie

Hit him with a crowbar

Get into a fight with him then tell Nessie on him

Get him a mood ring

Paint his nails pink

Break his motor bike

Smash his garage

Smash his Rabbit

Tell him Bella's not allowed to hang out with him anymore

Tell him that Nessie is pregnant and it's not his

Tell him that Nessie is pregnant and it's his

Give him a bone

Give him a chew toy

Bounce a ball in front of him and then through it off a cliff

Tel him to go fetch

Make Edward take him to the vet because he has fleas

Feed him dog food

Tell him to go to Edward's home and there are wolves' heads on the wall.