Legend of Zelda: Harkin for Bowser
By the one and only rEnoguy
It was a fine day in the kingdom of hyrulien, and link waz bored. So he disieded he should get zedla kidnapped so he calls ganonsaur and says
"OHh shitt! I NEED you to get me through another tite adventure!"
and ganon said stuff but u cant hear it cuz its more mysterious ANDD better writeen this way. So shut up.
So zelda is gone and linkz like 'oh i wonder who that is and the kings like "ganon duh ur stupid'
and zelda says "no i wnet through university"
so the sages say "COOOOCKKK" and then they say "GET ORBZ IN TEMPLEZ AND WIN!/kill bowser"
so zlink goes. there were 8 generic temples. they were:
factory
salad
walrus
fire
water
earth
salmon
water
fire
cake
valve
water
earth
shadow
majora
mushroom
digging
AND HE WENT TO DA TEMPLES IN THAT ORDER!1 sand so he gott the weapons to and beat the BOSSES! THEY NEED TO DIIIIIEEEE~
so after klink and the bowsersaurus agree that the offspring i bad band and that shitty pop is good, they go onn!
GANONS LAIR! OKAY SO LIKE EPIC MUSIC KINDA LIKE MARIO 2 USA MUSIC DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA IM IM IM IMIM IM IM IM ZEE ZEE ZEE ZEE ZEE
oh crap so like links at the top now figtin ganondorkkk and ill just do the sound FX
SHING!
HA
YAA!
KLING!
YEAH!
HAAAAA!
SHING!
HOYEAH!
STEREOTYPE!
and ganon kills link safes princess eats pizza from TRIFORCE INC and winlivws THE END
Ok guys I know it was way too short so im gonna be nice )cuz we all know im great to my massive fanbase) so
you get a FREE EXTRA STORY!
okay a park so thats where im from so ganon isnt cool yea im link if ya cant tell so i went through 8 more generic temples which is okay
because IM NOT LIKE YOU!
so then the story switched out of links prespective and OH SCREW IT! LET'S DO A NON-ZELDA STORY
Okay so here's a great portal story. Okay so Chell was wal- THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE THE CAKE IS A LIE
Okay so then GLaDOS wins IM GREAT AT PORTAL STORIES
Update Video 29: Well, ok I know there was a HUGE gap between this story and the last, I jus want my fans to know I'm NOT quitting fanfiction stories, it's my life. I will do this forever. Who needs a job. I've just been busy.
-Renoguy
