Disclaimer: Glee and its characters are not mine
A/N: I don't really know why I wrote this. It just felt like I had to...
"Enough Sue!"
Will Schuester was so infuriated he seemed on the verge of becoming totally crazy. Literally.
"I will not let you do this!"
"Calm down buddy. Your carotid is pulsating. Not that I mind you having a stroke right now. It would be a magical bliss and would solve all the problems I have with you and your miserable choir of singing losers." She sighed heavily and rolled her eyes. "Too bad there's not such thing as magic."
"Sue!"
They were looking at each other with mistrust and anger, and the Glee club room was filled with waves of hate emanating from both of them.
"We're teachers." Will said sharply. "We're supposed to educate them about life so they can make their own decisions, their own choices, and so learn right from wrong." He made a step forward and looked at her in the eyes with an icy gaze. "We are not here to interfere in our students relationships! Because that is wrong!"
"Who said we had to interfere, pal? I'm just talking about a little meddling here."
"No!"
"Can't say no to the welfare of the school, amigo. It's a simple equation: one happy football player cheering up the entire football team plus Sue's army of victorious cheerios equals everybody ends up a winner."
It was Will's turn to heavily sigh.
"God Sue! I said no! Am I speaking English or not?"
"Honestly, Will? Sometimes I wonder. But maybe it's because your hair are sucking up all the neurons left in your brain to they can be so full of greyish glints."
All Will could do after that statement was to stare at her, aghast. Then he grabbed his bag nervously on the piano and began to slowly walk backwards towards the classroom door.
"You know what Sue? You're a plague. And I mean a biblical magnitude one." His tone was full disgust and exasperation.
"Understatement, Will. But your compliment doesn't help. We have to do something about that ex Fashionista cheerio of mine, and that blond mockery of Tom Brady, so they can finally release the sexual tension between them and be happy together."
"They have names, all right? It's Kurt and Sam!" Will's voice was really angry now.
"Yeah, whatever..." muttered Sue, rolling her eyes again.
Will suddenly looked like he was about to explode.
"Speaking of understatement, Sue, I had never realized that fighting the urge to murder you would be that hard." he snapped in a harsh tone.
And with a last furious look at her, he stormed out of the room. A bit surprised by the ending of their conversation, Sue recovered quickly and ran after him almost immediately to stop in the corridor full of students. She yelled at his back:
"You think that's hard? Try to imagine a world without those two madly in love with each other! That's hard!"
FIN
